Topic: Sabu Pundit

[Brian Blessed]

translation?

Raul Meireles, who has dodgy hair, came off the bench adn scored with a powerful shot after a slick set up by Luis Suarez.

[Flinstone]

Raul Meireles, who has dodgy hair, came off the bench adn scored with a powerful shot after a slick set up by Luis Suarez.

ah...thanks.i fear im a bit too thick for most of his stuff.

[Harinder]

You need to read it or hear it back in the same voice as http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0089574/

Or know a lot of Indians from India in the UK 

[Corkboy]

Raul Meireles, who has dodgy hair, came off the bench adn scored with a powerful shot after a slick set up by Luis Suarez.

That's literal. Here, let me have a go. At the risk of killing the goose to find out how it laid the golden egg...

An' Mr Roma Relish,

Raul Meireles

who inexplicable glue sparse pelted AIDS ravaged stoat on bonce,

who has recently  and inexplicably glued what looks like an AIDS affected stoat on his head

like sickly Travis Biggles.

like Travis Bickle (the lead in Taxi Driver, who also got himself mohicaned up)

His alms greener than ink critter boo Hulk,

Whose arms are very green because of all the tattoos thereby making him look like the Incredible Hulk (ink critter boo hulk, but also a play on ink as in tattoos)

he SMASH from lethal bench.

He came off the bench. Not sure why it's lethal.

In dated gag, his combine with electrifiyin' Mr Loose Wires was slicker than Florida coast

In a dated joke, his link up with Luis Suarez (Loose Wires - hence electrifying) was slicker than the not so recently oiled up Florida coastline.

I might have missed a few there.

[Neil D]

Best poster on RAWK.

[Gifted Right Foot]

haha legend.  takes me a couple goes to understand his posts though

[Les Willis]

That's literal. Here, let me lhave a go. At the risk of killing the goose to find out how it laid the golden egg...

An' Mr Roma Relish,

Raul Meireles

who inexplicable glue sparse pelted AIDS ravaged stoat on bonce,

who has recently  and inexplicably glued what looks like an AIDS affected stoat on his head

like sickly Travis Biggles.

like Travis Bickle (the lead in Taxi Driver, who also got himself mohicaned up)

His alms greener than ink critter boo Hulk,

Whose arms are very green because of all the tattoos thereby making him look like the Incredible Hulk (ink critter boo hulk, but also a play on ink as in tattoos)

he SMASH from lethal bench.

He came off the bench. Not sure why it's lethal.

In dated gag, his combine with electrifiyin' Mr Loose Wires was slicker than Florida coast

In a dated joke, his link up with Luis Suarez (Loose Wires - hence electrifying) was slicker than the not so recently oiled up Florida coastline.

I might have missed a few there.

Like I said. Very clever. But not that funny unless you get it. I must admit I like roma relish and loose wires.

[Brian Blessed]

That's literal. Here, let me have a go. At the risk of killing the goose to find out how it laid the golden egg...

An' Mr Roma Relish,

Raul Meireles

who inexplicable glue sparse pelted AIDS ravaged stoat on bonce,

who has recently  and inexplicably glued what looks like an AIDS affected stoat on his head

like sickly Travis Biggles.

like Travis Bickle (the lead in Taxi Driver, who also got himself mohicaned up)

His alms greener than ink critter boo Hulk,

Whose arms are very green because of all the tattoos thereby making him look like the Incredible Hulk (ink critter boo hulk, but also a play on ink as in tattoos)

he SMASH from lethal bench.

He came off the bench. Not sure why it's lethal.

In dated gag, his combine with electrifiyin' Mr Loose Wires was slicker than Florida coast

In a dated joke, his link up with Luis Suarez (Loose Wires - hence electrifying) was slicker than the not so recently oiled up Florida coastline.

I might have missed a few there.

I have more faith in RAWKites than you. Probably misplaced.

[El_Macca_17]

"cellar braided, like subterranean Desmond's"


Literally laughed out loud at that. Priceless.

[SMD]

my scouse Libpole she brake Bottom Worn-Dross wiv’ a “high temple” performers that Chef Rabble Mr Johnathan Sex wood appreciate WRITS SABU PUNDIT.

Wide eyed bushbaby Master Jawdumb Hindu-son will feel benefit off a confidante booster cushion on his Immac’d talcum’d lil’ botty wotty after this first gol for the Red. An’ then Mr Surly Atom is bring relief to those what include his bloat form in them’s FC Herman Goering  i.eFatNazi Football team by 1) Assistance corner for skinheader by Mr Martian Scuttle and 2) cherry bustin’ nutmeg right foot slow swinger pass vs Juicy NASCAR Hymen. While it the true that pinion on the Atom was split at begin NOW the scouse have uniform brain think he HAS made Steppe-up from lowland gorillas of Blagpool.

Lugar Sliver is very much Queen Victoria this daze as he been Empress for bladdy aegis. Who nose how he make so many Inter septums? WHO?

Needles to say Mr Loose Wires perform high voltage voodoo magics once again ain’t? The highly ratted Bottom defender, this one call Mr Garrick A-Hole, who is throw SAXA on George Cole (i.e much salt Arfur), was made look bunglin’ oaf. Our squat, barrel chesty nasty chipmonk is high priest Libpole FC. He prepare make all sacrifice appease bayin’ scouse in his bloody ceremonial robe-kit, the cruel claw pores sunk deep in opposition entrail, the still beatin’ heart lift to ravenous beak off LiverBurt KALI MA KALI MA.

But yet there remainder question Marx on Mr Antique Arrow: What is to be Done? In our rediscover of Red Army parson move, this remorseless attackin’ numbers, is Arrow just along fur the ride, a fellow traveller? Is Arrow now redundant coarse weapon? Is it pensionable in modem error off the Loose Wires spaced pogram? Is Antique spunk-up our Sputnik? Is this John Bull, these “tread additional” INglish style drunken-type siege engine central Ford now a relic, a 3 litre Granada in a fumeless new world orderin’? Is Arrow destiny to be OddBod BadBod pointless smasher of wall when twistin’ door Handel would soothe our savage boobs? I’m sayin’ to you: can General Secretary Canny Sahib and apparatchik the Clerk re-programme boozy Geordie brain? Thank you very much.

Fuck.

[Willi]

Took a few reads to understand most, still don't get everything but brilliant. Like brain jogging.

[Effes]

Not sure why Carroll is Mr Antique Arrow - target man? (Arrow - target)?

[MichaelA]

Andy Carroll. Put six marbles in your mouth and say his name out loud. Antique Arrow.

[Effes]

Andy Carroll. Put six marbles in your mouth and say his name out loud. Antique Arrow.

 

[Haemoglobin]

I fear I may have broken my mind somewhere along the way, because I comprehend everything Sabu writes with increasing ease now. Antique Arrow is absolute perfection for a supposedly 'throwback' target man.

The person who writes all this may well be perfectly sane and well-adjusted, but I reckon they defo have some awesome savant thought processes. A sort of pop-cultural synaesthesia.

[Effes]

I fear I may have broken my mind somewhere along the way, because I comprehend everything Sabu writes with increasing ease now.
Antique Arrow is absolute perfection for a supposedly 'throwback' target man.

Errr. I think the Antique Arrow thing was explained more simply in an earlier post by MichaelA

Andy Carroll. Put six marbles in your mouth and say his name out loud. Antique Arrow.

[Corkboy]

Errr. I think the Antique Arrow thing was explained more simply in an earlier post by MichaelA

Can't it be both?

[Haemoglobin]

Whatchu talkin bout "Errr"?? Seems to me a fair bit of imagination is put into the names, including but not limited to how similar it may sound to the original. There's more to poetry than rhyming, mate.

[Effes]

Can't it be both?

Err.. I dunno..maybe

Whatchu talkin bout "Errr"?? Seems to me a fair bit of imagination is put into the names, including but not limited to how similar it may sound to the original. There's more to poetry than rhyming, mate.

Err... ok - I had a similar theory myself but thought MichaleA's hit the nail on the head

[Haemoglobin]

I suspect the individual behind the Sabu mask is very intelligent with a real love of language, and that it's all very deliberate. I mean, Canny Sahib!

[Filler.]

The great thing is you have to work hard at the names sometimes. And if it allows a chance for a critique of that player (whether wanted or not), that's where it goes. As in Antique Arrow. The ironic thing about it all is that he makes sense, once you work your way thru it. Piece of piss after reading Finnegans Wake tho (well, OK, the first 100 odd pages). Burroughs' cut up and paste, modified, played with and delivered all too rarely. Arrow will warm our bosoms tho.

[The 5th Benitle]

I don't get it. I know people have said to read it out to yourself, but that doesn't work.

Serious?

[The 5th Benitle]

Too bad only he can understand them.

Pundit, in Hindi/Sanskrit, translates to this.
*one of great learning, expert; critic, authority; educated Brahman (in India)*

Amazing. Go on you try then!

[John C]

I reckon the genius is one of the mods. Absolutely brilliant.

[SMD]

You may be right, John...

[John C]

Haha, do you know? They'll make you mod the transfer forums for a decade if you let it out!

[The 5th Benitle]

I've always suspected Hinesy.

EDIT maybe not:

ha ha ah thanks Sabu, just brilliant.

[Filler.]

I reckon the genius is one of the mods. Absolutely brilliant.

There's no fucking way it's one of the mods. It's Raul or Armin, or some heinous outsider.

[John C]

I've always suspected Hinesy.

I once suspected him.

There's no fucking way it's one of the mods.

Yer, I guess not, they've got no sense of humour.

*runs to register as a new user before the ban*

[hoonin]

I fear I may have broken my mind somewhere along the way, because I comprehend everything Sabu writes with increasing ease now.

Liar.

Takes 2 or 3 reads every time for me. And there in lies the beauty of Sabu - you have to work hard to appreciate his genius.

John C - Sabu is defo not a mod...... yet!

[SMD]

Haha, do you know? They'll make you mod the transfer forums for a decade if you let it out!

I have my suspicions but even if I did know, I wouldn't spoil it for everyone else.

[The 5th Benitle]

Raul

That's a shout. I've met him, he speaks like that.

[Filler.]

John C - Sabu is defo not a mod...... yet!

He'd make a great number '10'. Really would. Arbitrary bannings delived with surrealist aplomb.

[Adeemo]

The paragraph on the Andy Carroll conundrum is absolute genius.

[John C]

John C - Sabu is defo not a mod...... yet!

When he is get him to man-mark a@a.

[SMD]

That's a shout. I've met him, he speaks like that.

He's coming soon and I reckon he could have you

[The 5th Benitle]

He's coming soon and I reckon he could have you

I know, and he certainly could not!

[Haemoglobin]

Liar.

Ha, I said increasing ease.

At first I had no idea what was going on, but that last post mostly rolled out its sense as I read it 'aloud in my head'. Still requires slightly delayed eureka! moments at some points. It's a bit like Trainspotting, it becomes less 'alien' the more you go with it.

[Ultimate Bromance]

Juicy NASCAR Hymen

[zero zero]

Love this description

"Is this John Bull, these “tread additional” INglish style drunken-type siege engine central Ford now a relic"