Author Topic: Spurs: fucking useless (Read 2608334 times)

harleydanger · « **Reply #29320 on:** June 6, 2023, 07:57:16 am »

On this news I reckon they come in with a 30m bid for our Irish superstar.

thaddeus · « **Reply #29321 on:** June 6, 2023, 11:49:26 am »

Quote from: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/65819185

He [Postecoglou] is one of only five managers - along with Jock Stein, Martin O'Neill, Brendan Rodgers and Neil Lennon - to secure a domestic clean sweep with Celtic.

Talk about damned with faint praise. Mid-table Martin, unemployed Rodgers and just Lennon. Stein is before my time but it's mad to think Celtic have won six domestic trebles since 2000.

I don't think Postecoglou will last long enough at Spurs to enact any kind of plan. Pochettino, Mourinho and Conte couldn't get anything sustainable going there so it's a pretty high bar.

KillieRed · « **Reply #29322 on:** June 6, 2023, 11:54:33 am »

Quote from: thaddeus on June 6, 2023, 11:49:26 am

Talk about damned with faint praise. Mid-table Martin, unemployed Rodgers and just Lennon. Stein is before my time but it's mad to think Celtic have won six domestic trebles since 2000.

I don't think Postecoglou will last long enough at Spurs to enact any kind of plan. Pochettino, Mourinho and Conte couldn't get anything sustainable going there so it's a pretty high bar.

It helps that one of the two horses in the races was deid for a lot of it.

SamLad · « **Reply #29323 on:** June 6, 2023, 01:32:31 pm »

Quote from: MonsLibpool on June 6, 2023, 12:26:22 am

Halaand doesn't possess the technique expected of a Real Madrid striker.

which is why they never liked Owen. all he did was score goals.

Flaccido Dongingo · « **Reply #29324 on:** June 6, 2023, 01:40:34 pm »

Quote from: thaddeus on June 6, 2023, 11:49:26 am

Talk about damned with faint praise. Mid-table Martin, unemployed Rodgers and just Lennon. Stein is before my time but it's mad to think Celtic have won six domestic trebles since 2000.

I don't think Postecoglou will last long enough at Spurs to enact any kind of plan. Pochettino, Mourinho and Conte couldn't get anything sustainable going there so it's a pretty high bar.

Pochettino, Mourinho and Conte are very rigid tactically and as man managers, Postecoglu has a more attacking and attractive style of play, so his approach is going to be entirely different.

TepidT2O · « **Reply #29325 on:** June 6, 2023, 02:41:21 pm »

Telegraph reporting that they want to sign Maguire…

Garlicbread · « **Reply #29326 on:** June 6, 2023, 02:45:42 pm »

Quote from: TepidT2O on June 6, 2023, 02:41:21 pm

Telegraph reporting that they want to sign Maguire…

Eric Dier and Harry Maguire. Great stuff.

newterp · « **Reply #29327 on:** June 6, 2023, 02:46:44 pm »

Quote from: Garlicbread on June 6, 2023, 02:45:42 pm

Eric Dier and Harry Maguire. Great stuff.

Magdire - make it happen!!

Terry de Niro · « **Reply #29328 on:** June 6, 2023, 02:46:44 pm »

Quote from: TepidT2O on June 6, 2023, 02:41:21 pm

Telegraph reporting that they want to sign Maguire…

Part-ex for Kane?

tubby · « **Reply #29329 on:** June 6, 2023, 03:13:08 pm »

There is no way on earth that Kane goes to Utd and Maguire goes to Spurs. They'd burn the stadium to the ground. I know a couple of Spurs fans who would just lose their shit and go into full on meltdown mode.

SamLad · « **Reply #29330 on:** June 6, 2023, 03:20:11 pm »

Quote from: tubby on June 6, 2023, 03:13:08 pm

There is no way on earth that Kane goes to Utd and Maguire goes to Spurs. They'd burn the stadium to the ground. I know a couple of Spurs fans who would just lose their shit and go into full on meltdown mode.

Post-it is making a panic call to his agent right now.

Hazell · « **Reply #29331 on:** June 6, 2023, 03:21:32 pm »

Quote from: Terry de Niro on June 6, 2023, 02:46:44 pm

Part-ex for Kane?

I initially read that as prat-exchange, which would also have made sense

A Red Abroad · « **Reply #29332 on:** June 6, 2023, 03:33:45 pm »

Quote from: Hazell on June 6, 2023, 03:21:32 pm

I initially read that as prat-exchange, which would also have made sense

Terry de Niro · « **Reply #29333 on:** June 6, 2023, 03:43:14 pm »

Quote from: Hazell on June 6, 2023, 03:21:32 pm

I initially read that as prat-exchange, which would also have made sense

Fromola · « **Reply #29334 on:** June 6, 2023, 04:01:50 pm »

Quote from: SamLad on June 6, 2023, 01:32:31 pm

which is why they never liked Owen. all he did was score goals.

Same with Ronaldo's last few years there, they facilitated that. Ronaldo's overall game was horrible (which he then carried to United) but he'd chip in with taps in and Penaldo's.

WhereAngelsPlay · « **Reply #29335 on:** June 6, 2023, 07:47:51 pm »

Quote from: TepidT2O on June 6, 2023, 02:41:21 pm

Telegraph reporting that they want to sign Maguire…

Please be true.

harleydanger · « **Reply #29336 on:** June 6, 2023, 08:50:55 pm »

Ten Hag: I need to get rid of Maguire

UTD: We'll just ring our mate at the telegraph and tell him we're doing a swap with Spurs for Kane

Lone Star Red · « **Reply #29337 on:** June 7, 2023, 04:42:28 am »

Quote from: Garlicbread on June 6, 2023, 02:45:42 pm

Eric Dier and Harry Maguire. Great stuff.

Dier and Dire.

Terry de Niro · « **Reply #29338 on:** June 9, 2023, 03:57:22 pm »

Quote from: Lone Star Red on June 7, 2023, 04:42:28 am

Dier and Dire.

I can feel a film coming on.

Dim Glas · « **Reply #29339 on:** June 16, 2023, 11:52:15 am »

Had to laugh at this

Harry Kane gave his England team-mates broken records.

https://twitter.com/HKane/status/1669223488966602753?s=20

I’m sure Hendo and Trent will find a spot for that somewhere amongst their medals and mementos from winning actual trophies

tubby · « **Reply #29340 on:** June 16, 2023, 11:53:27 am »

I kind of get what he's aiming for here but that's such a weird way of doing it. Dude is a proper oddball.

gerrardisgod · « **Reply #29341 on:** June 16, 2023, 11:55:50 am »

Pickford’s was actually intact when he got it.

DelTrotter · « **Reply #29342 on:** June 16, 2023, 11:57:42 am »

Hahahaa bloody hell, bit weird that. He might have meant well but it looks very up himself. Like just get them all a watch or something

Dim Glas · « **Reply #29343 on:** June 16, 2023, 12:02:30 pm »

Quote from: DelTrotter on June 16, 2023, 11:57:42 am

Hahahaa bloody hell, bit weird that. He might have meant well but it looks very up himself. Like just get them all a watch or something

exactly!

It’s just funny cos he’s surrounded by some players, be they LFC players who won everything legitimately or Abu Dhabi players, who have loads of medals and no doubt mementos from winning actual stuff, and he gives them a big fuck-off broken record with a pic of himself?

Nice gesture sure to thank team-mates, but yes, also a bit weird! That photo though, Trent looks bemused and Ramsdale is desperately trying not to laugh too much!

Father Ted · « **Reply #29344 on:** June 16, 2023, 12:10:41 pm »

Stones is genuinely amused, it’s the wittiest thing he’s ever seen.

Maguire not really knowing what’s going on, but laughing anyway. His teammates’ll have to spend ten minutes after training explaining it to him.

The North Bank · « **Reply #29345 on:** June 16, 2023, 12:13:10 pm »

Quote from: Dim Glas on June 16, 2023, 12:02:30 pm

exactly!

It’s just funny cos he’s surrounded by some players, be they LFC players who won everything legitimately or Abu Dhabi players, who have loads of medals and no doubt mementos from winning actual stuff, and he gives them a big fuck-off broken record with a pic of himself?

Nice gesture sure to thank team-mates, but yes, also a bit weird! That photo though, Trent looks bemused and Ramsdale is desperately trying not to laugh too much!

Luke Shaw trying to open it, thinks its a pizza.

The whole thing is proper cringe, the state of him, a broken record !

RJH · « **Reply #29346 on:** June 16, 2023, 12:34:09 pm »

I hope Harry's brother got one to stick up on his wall of ~~Harry~~ fame

SamLad · « **Reply #29347 on:** June 16, 2023, 01:31:49 pm »

Quote from: Dim Glas on June 16, 2023, 11:52:15 am

Had to laugh at this
Harry Kane gave his England team-mates broken records.

https://twitter.com/HKane/status/1669223488966602753?s=20

I’m sure Hendo and Trent will find a spot for that somewhere amongst their medals and mementos from winning actual trophies

jesus christ. the ego on that twat.

redgriffin73 · « **Reply #29348 on:** June 16, 2023, 02:54:19 pm »

That really is the weirdest thing ever.

Kopenhagen · « **Reply #29349 on:** June 16, 2023, 02:57:34 pm »

Quote from: Father Ted on June 16, 2023, 12:10:41 pm

Stones is genuinely amused, it’s the wittiest thing he’s ever seen.

Maguire not really knowing what’s going on, but laughing anyway. His teammates’ll have to spend ten minutes after training explaining it to him.

Truly amazing that the Slab is still getting caps. Meritocracy surely does not exist.

RyanBabel19 · « **Reply #29350 on:** June 16, 2023, 03:27:12 pm »

Looking at that pic on a phone and laughed at Stones, Trent and Grealish reactions then saw Ramsdale

SamLad · « **Reply #29351 on:** June 16, 2023, 03:47:16 pm »

Funnily enough there's a shitload of "broken records" just posted on eBay.

Terry de Niro · « **Reply #29352 on:** June 16, 2023, 03:55:41 pm »

Quote from: Kopenhagen on June 16, 2023, 02:57:34 pm

Truly amazing that the Slab is still getting caps. Meritocracy surely does not exist.

It does in Gareth Waistcoate's World.

Ghost Town · « **Reply #29353 on:** June 16, 2023, 04:12:40 pm »

WTF? What's this about? Has he broken some record or something? I don't keep up with non-LFC news so I have no idea what this is about.

Terry de Niro · « **Reply #29354 on:** June 16, 2023, 04:14:09 pm »

Quote from: Ghost Town on June 16, 2023, 04:12:40 pm

WTF? What's this about? Has he broken some record or something? I don't keep up with non-LFC news so I have no idea what this is about.

Longest career without a club trophy.

Ghost Town · « **Reply #29355 on:** June 16, 2023, 04:15:17 pm »

Quote from: Terry de Niro on June 16, 2023, 04:14:09 pm

Longest career without a club trophy.

About right, and all

A Red Abroad · « **Reply #29356 on:** June 16, 2023, 04:15:58 pm »

Quote from: Ghost Town on June 16, 2023, 04:12:40 pm

WTF? What's this about? Has he broken some record or something? I don't keep up with non-LFC news so I have no idea what this is about.

Something, something... about a pet tongue.

Ghost Town · « **Reply #29357 on:** June 16, 2023, 04:18:45 pm »

Quote from: A Red Abroad on June 16, 2023, 04:15:58 pm

Something, something... about a pet tongue.

Ha ha.

So I see it's for the Ingurland scoring record.

Good thing Mo doesn't indulge in this kind of show of ego every time he breaks a record, or his teammates wouldn't have space to move in their houses.

All he does is quietly buy a new hat.

How can Kane possibly think he comes out looking good from this?

Barneylfc∗ · « **Reply #29358 on:** June 16, 2023, 04:18:47 pm »

Quote from: gerrardisgod on June 16, 2023, 11:55:50 am

Pickford’s was actually intact when he got it.

PaulF · « **Reply #29359 on:** June 16, 2023, 04:21:51 pm »

Quote from: Ghost Town on June 16, 2023, 04:12:40 pm

WTF? What's this about? Has he broken some record or something? I don't keep up with non-LFC news so I have no idea what this is about.

English isn't your first language right. When we talk about 'going on like a broken record ' we should probably say scratched. I think you are old enough to recall vinyl records when scratches would make the needle jump and the same segment would be repeated endlessly. Anyway, harry is saying England's ability to fall short in senior men's tournaments is something commentatirs go on about endlessly. Hence the broken record.