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Re: The Broadband Speed Pissing Contest
« Reply #1000 on: March 28, 2014, 12:55:44 am »
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Re: The Broadband Speed Pissing Contest
« Reply #1001 on: April 23, 2014, 03:46:40 pm »
My speedtest has dropped steadily over the last 3 months from 8meg down to the 4 I'm currently getting.

Sky broadband.

Sometimes it's barely 0.5 meg  :o

Why has this happened ?

I can get BT Infinity on the cheap intro deal, should I bin SKY off, or is there something else that may be causing it ?

Playing havoc with my streaming ability.
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Re: The Broadband Speed Pissing Contest
« Reply #1002 on: May 12, 2014, 10:11:17 am »
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Re: The Broadband Speed Pissing Contest
« Reply #1003 on: May 14, 2014, 11:52:44 am »
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Re: The Broadband Speed Pissing Contest
« Reply #1004 on: June 6, 2014, 03:40:10 pm »
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Re: The Broadband Speed Pissing Contest
« Reply #1005 on: June 6, 2014, 06:39:17 pm »
Are they still doing this (is it) 1gig? lines in York?

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Re: The Broadband Speed Pissing Contest
« Reply #1006 on: June 6, 2014, 07:49:03 pm »
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Re: The Broadband Speed Pissing Contest
« Reply #1007 on: June 6, 2014, 07:57:05 pm »


i suppose some of those speeds aren't bad :)
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Re: The Broadband Speed Pissing Contest
« Reply #1008 on: June 6, 2014, 08:18:08 pm »
202mb download speed - christ I'd be happy with 10mb currently!

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Re: The Broadband Speed Pissing Contest
« Reply #1009 on: June 18, 2014, 09:26:46 pm »


Not bad considering it's a standard phone line I suppose.

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Re: The Broadband Speed Pissing Contest
« Reply #1010 on: June 19, 2014, 02:06:25 am »


i suppose some of those speeds aren't bad :)
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Re: The Broadband Speed Pissing Contest
« Reply #1011 on: June 19, 2014, 02:06:57 am »
The courts, the rich, the powerful or those in authority never lie. It has been dealt with 'by the courts' nothing to see here run along.

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Re: The Broadband Speed Pissing Contest
« Reply #1012 on: June 19, 2014, 09:50:22 am »
Fuck you lot...



Let me guess. Stuck in a flat on the Royal Exchange?

If you have a sky router. Switch it off and on 5 times in quick -ish (over a couple of mins). This will trick the SKY systems to do a new line check on your line and might force them to adjust your speed and get you onto a better quality line

If not then check your estimated speed and if its well below that then you can cancel your contract without penalty.

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Re: The Broadband Speed Pissing Contest
« Reply #1013 on: June 19, 2014, 09:52:39 am »
Let me guess. Stuck in a flat on the Royal Exchange?

If you have a sky router. Switch it off and on 5 times in quick -ish (over a couple of mins). This will trick the SKY systems to do a new line check on your line and might force them to adjust your speed and get you onto a better quality line

If not then check your estimated speed and if its well below that then you can cancel your contract without penalty.

Nah out in the sticks heading towards Ormskirk.

Will try that with the router though and see what it does!

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Re: The Broadband Speed Pissing Contest
« Reply #1014 on: June 19, 2014, 02:02:39 pm »
Had my first experience of Three's LTE 4G today in Manchester. [b[Can't wait for it to get to Birkenhead.[/b]

http://www.speedtest.net/my-result/i/785531368
Test Date: 7 Mar 2014 16:04
Download: 47.88 Mbps
Upload: 18.13 Mbps
Ping: 68 ms
Connection Type: Cellular
Server: Manchester
External IP: 188.29.165.89
Internal IP: 10.47.150.175
Latitude: 53.4852
Longitude: -2.2379
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&q=53.485226,-2.237949

The internet as a whole?????

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Re: The Broadband Speed Pissing Contest
« Reply #1015 on: June 26, 2014, 11:31:50 am »
Fuck you lot...



Woop woop, getting top speeds now  8)


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Re: The Broadband Speed Pissing Contest
« Reply #1016 on: June 30, 2014, 05:51:52 pm »
Not three bad this.....in a hotel too! Last hotel I stayed in for more than a couple of nights was the Sheraton Miami Airport where I was lucky if I got 2Mb/s download and most of the time a tenth of that.....


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Re: The Broadband Speed Pissing Contest
« Reply #1017 on: June 30, 2014, 07:02:23 pm »
Hallelujah...



Why is your upstream so slow? My mum is on Virgin and her up is about the same as her down.
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Re: The Broadband Speed Pissing Contest
« Reply #1018 on: July 15, 2014, 05:19:44 pm »
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Re: The Broadband Speed Pissing Contest
« Reply #1019 on: July 24, 2014, 09:17:49 pm »


Right out in the sticks here but only 0.8 miles from the exchange.  The BT Openreach website says the exchange has fibre optic now (must be part of the rural rollout) but no provider has it as an option for my postcode.  Any ideas how this is supposed to work?

Also, could anyone advise why my internet connection cuts out every afternoon for between 1-4 hours?  The Wifi works and the router is fine but the internet connection just cuts out.  Grrrr!
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Re: The Broadband Speed Pissing Contest
« Reply #1020 on: July 25, 2014, 12:41:23 pm »
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Re: The Broadband Speed Pissing Contest
« Reply #1021 on: August 11, 2014, 02:56:28 pm »
Not bad here but nowhere near as good as paul's ya flash bastid....

Yesterday it wouldn't even ping and when it finally did the download was 0.2 so I picked up the phone and complained to the Help Desk. This is the result of complaining in a hotel that you practically live in ;D



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Re: The Broadband Speed Pissing Contest
« Reply #1022 on: August 11, 2014, 03:11:37 pm »
Woop woop, getting top speeds now  8)



Get me nearly doubling my speed  8)


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Re: The Broadband Speed Pissing Contest
« Reply #1023 on: August 11, 2014, 03:14:39 pm »


Right out in the sticks here but only 0.8 miles from the exchange.  The BT Openreach website says the exchange has fibre optic now (must be part of the rural rollout) but no provider has it as an option for my postcode.  Any ideas how this is supposed to work?

Also, could anyone advise why my internet connection cuts out every afternoon for between 1-4 hours?  The Wifi works and the router is fine but the internet connection just cuts out.  Grrrr!

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Re: The Broadband Speed Pissing Contest
« Reply #1024 on: August 15, 2014, 11:50:05 pm »
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Re: The Broadband Speed Pissing Contest
« Reply #1025 on: August 29, 2014, 01:59:52 pm »


previously used to experience 5mb/s
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Re: The Broadband Speed Pissing Contest
« Reply #1026 on: August 29, 2014, 10:08:15 pm »
Not bad here but nowhere near as good as paul's ya flash bastid....

Yesterday it wouldn't even ping and when it finally did the download was 0.2 so I picked up the phone and complained to the Help Desk. This is the result of complaining in a hotel that you practically live in ;D




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Re: The Broadband Speed Pissing Contest
« Reply #1027 on: September 4, 2014, 07:12:45 pm »
I recently moved into a new place and got 120mb fiber optic broadband. The speed is clearly advertised as that on the website. But im only getting these speeds. That surely cant be correct for 120mb? Can anyone tell me?

The speed is great but if I'm not getting what I'm paying for, why would I pay it!


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Re: The Broadband Speed Pissing Contest
« Reply #1028 on: September 4, 2014, 09:57:38 pm »
How long you had the broadband installed?

Most speeds when advertised, if you check the small print, then will say these are max speeds. It depends on how far you're away from the exchange, line quality, etc. if you get near this.

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Re: The Broadband Speed Pissing Contest
« Reply #1029 on: September 5, 2014, 12:59:32 am »

How long you had the broadband installed?

Most speeds when advertised, if you check the small print, then will say these are max speeds. It depends on how far you're away from the exchange, line quality, etc. if you get near this.

Only a couple of weeks mate is all. Not sure how far we are from the exchange to be honest.

I must look up the fine print but that's a far cry from 120 and I'm less than a kilometre away from city centre Dublin where you'd imagine you'd get a good speed. 
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Re: The Broadband Speed Pissing Contest
« Reply #1030 on: September 5, 2014, 02:49:22 am »
Only a couple of weeks mate is all. Not sure how far we are from the exchange to be honest.

I must look up the fine print but that's a far cry from 120 and I'm less than a kilometre away from city centre Dublin where you'd imagine you'd get a good speed. 

I would guess they are running fiber to the node/exchange, but then it's not fiber to your house.  The "last mile" issue.   Being in a city centre means a crap load of users are sucking off that node.  Ask you're ISP if they are  "FTTH" ie fiber to the house.  Find out if any providers are FTTH .  A quick google says Magnet is FTTH to parts of Dublin. 

I'm not sure what the alternattive options are in Dublin, but my speed test a few posts above is FTTH provided by our phone company.  I pay for 150/150 and consistently exceed it. 

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Re: The Broadband Speed Pissing Contest
« Reply #1031 on: September 5, 2014, 03:45:57 pm »
Just called VM about an unrelated matter - they offered me their new "Big Kahuna" for £7.75 less than I already pay so I said ok not expecting much. The internet wen off for about 5 minutes, now an hour or so later I'm getting this :D

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Re: The Broadband Speed Pissing Contest
« Reply #1032 on: September 5, 2014, 03:46:30 pm »
Ok how do you make that an image???

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Re: The Broadband Speed Pissing Contest
« Reply #1033 on: October 28, 2014, 10:16:55 am »
just moved house and got fiber.. With adsl I used to get 0.9 Mb/s upload speed and everything would grind to a halt every time the missus uploaded a photo to facebook so quite pleased!

Shame that all I'll end up using the download speed for is reading reddit and rawk like...  ::)

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Re: The Broadband Speed Pissing Contest
« Reply #1034 on: October 30, 2014, 11:12:23 am »
just moved house and got fiber.. With adsl I used to get 0.9 Mb/s upload speed and everything would grind to a halt every time the missus uploaded a photo to facebook so quite pleased!

Shame that all I'll end up using the download speed for is reading reddit and rawk like...  ::)

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Re: The Broadband Speed Pissing Contest
« Reply #1035 on: October 30, 2014, 11:32:08 am »
Woop woop, getting top speeds now  8)



Get me nearly doubling my speed  8)



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Re: The Broadband Speed Pissing Contest
« Reply #1036 on: October 30, 2014, 11:39:41 am »
That's roughly all I get Craig.

My mum and dad took advantage of the latest BT free broadband offer a fortnight ago, their first ever internet. They are getting less than 1 Meg.

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Re: The Broadband Speed Pissing Contest
« Reply #1037 on: October 30, 2014, 11:41:21 am »
It feels like it would be sometimes, especially if my Missus is doing practically anything else on the net at the same time. Only way we can download stuff is to set it going over night, otherwise everything grinds to a halt.

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Re: The Broadband Speed Pissing Contest
« Reply #1038 on: October 31, 2014, 11:14:50 am »
I've been getting horrendous broadband lately from Virgin, with Ping of around 600ms and downloads as low as 0.5Mb/s, with an average of 6Mb/s

With a new Call of Duty coming out next week, I gave them a call to see what the deal was and they casually told me that there would be issues on my line until January 28th 2015  :butt


Today has seen things improve, so hoping that continues, but surely I'd have grounds for ending my contract early if they're telling me my service will be crap for 3 months?


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Re: The Broadband Speed Pissing Contest
« Reply #1039 on: October 31, 2014, 11:34:15 am »
Today has seen things improve, so hoping that continues, but surely I'd have grounds for ending my contract early if they're telling me my service will be crap for 3 months?

Yeah you'd of thought so - you'd definitely have a case for getting some money off I'd of thought.