Author Topic: The small things in life that really hannoy (Read 2565850 times)

rowan_d · « **Reply #21280 on:** March 16, 2019, 09:16:27 am »

Squeezy Marmite

Just had to bin about half a tub since it's impossible to get out of the bloody thing

CraigDS · « **Reply #21281 on:** March 16, 2019, 09:24:33 am »

Horrendous stuff, but I imagine if you soak the bottle in hot water for a little bit it may flow out better. Works for other squeeze bottle things anyway.

rob1966 · « **Reply #21282 on:** March 16, 2019, 10:13:40 am »

Having to work on a Saturday morning as I need to back software out of test so that someones urgent fix of their own bug can go Live.

afc tukrish · « **Reply #21283 on:** March 16, 2019, 12:24:23 pm »

Quote from: rob1966 on March 16, 2019, 08:54:33 am

When you get to the 7th and 8th bun, just stick two hot dogs in - problem solved

Several risque jokes pending...

Statto Red · « **Reply #21284 on:** March 16, 2019, 12:28:06 pm »

Quote from: rob1966 on March 16, 2019, 08:54:33 am

When you get to the 7th and 8th bun, just stick two hot dogs in - problem solved

That'#s what i do, although with me it's normally 6 buns & 7 or 8 sausages in a jar.

I've been a good boy · « **Reply #21285 on:** March 16, 2019, 12:45:38 pm »

Seen this video on Twitter of this dickhead smashing a cat's tail on a door

Poor little cat screamed at the top of its voice and ran downstairs in pain. My blood is fucking boiling right now, I want to throw the little shit off a high building and his parents too. Thankfully the cat was rescued and is ok and the police took action against them but there's nothing to say he won't do it again. Twat

Also saw another video of a woman constantly slapping and beating her two tiny dogs who had no choice but to sit there and take the beatings since they were small and defenceless. Honestly think animal abusers are on the same level as murderers, pure evil.

Phil M · « **Reply #21286 on:** March 16, 2019, 12:54:23 pm »

Quote from: soxfan on March 16, 2019, 01:11:07 am

You're at the market & buy a package of 10 hot dogs.

And then you go to the bread aisle and can only buy packages of 8 hot dog buns, never 10.

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soxfan · « **Reply #21287 on:** March 16, 2019, 02:10:14 pm »

Quote from: Phil M on March 16, 2019, 12:54:23 pm

paulrazor · « **Reply #21288 on:** March 16, 2019, 02:34:28 pm »

Quote from: soxfan on March 16, 2019, 01:11:07 am

You're at the market & buy a package of 10 hot dogs.

And then you go to the bread aisle and can only buy packages of 8 hot dog buns, never 10.

lacks logic

Similarly we got loads of picture frames when the baby was born, some from boots. Then you go to boots to print pics to fit the frame and they don't do the size pic to fit the frame they sell

rob1966 · « **Reply #21289 on:** March 16, 2019, 03:28:11 pm »

I'm sure it is because the company that the Tories outsourced the council work to don't clean the drains/gulleys or the streets, but everywhere by ours is flooded today, it is downright dangerous to both road users and pedestrians.

So… Howard Philips · « **Reply #21290 on:** March 16, 2019, 07:11:42 pm »

Quote from: CraigDS on March 15, 2019, 08:21:40 pm

2/3rd pints.

If you already offer half a pint then don’t offer a 2/3rd instead of a full pint. Especially if you’re then going to charge the same price as it would be for a pint.

Noticing more and more places doing this.

The hipster name for this legalised short measure is a "schooner". Just out of interest is the bar full of twats?

CraigDS · « **Reply #21291 on:** March 16, 2019, 07:14:43 pm »

Quote from: So... Howard Phillips on March 16, 2019, 07:11:42 pm

The hipster name for this legalised short measure is a "schooner". Just out of interest is the bar full of twats?

Well I was in there... $:-\$

So… Howard Philips · « **Reply #21292 on:** March 16, 2019, 07:22:02 pm »

Quote from: CraigDS on March 16, 2019, 07:14:43 pm

Well I was in there... $:-\$

So you wear jeans like Zidane and a short jacket like Norman Wisdom?

CraigDS · « **Reply #21293 on:** March 16, 2019, 07:32:02 pm »

Quote from: So... Howard Phillips on March 16, 2019, 07:22:02 pm

So you wear jeans like Zidane and a short jacket like Norman Wisdom?

I take most of my fashion tips from Norman Wisdom to be honest

Barneylfc∗ · « **Reply #21294 on:** March 17, 2019, 12:29:21 am »

Not really a small thing, but my lad lying to me.

He's busted one of his monitors on his PC. Told me the other night when I was out it wasn't working, so I said I'd have a look at it. Yesterday I turn it on, and it has been struck. I can even see the damage on the outer screen at the point of impact. Yet he insists he didn't touch it and doesn't know how it happened. I don't give a fuck about the monitor, I'm more pissed off at him lying to me.

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #21295 on:** March 17, 2019, 03:03:28 am »

Quote from: Barneylfc on March 17, 2019, 12:29:21 am

Not really a small thing, but my lad lying to me.

He's busted one of his monitors on his PC. Told me the other night when I was out it wasn't working, so I said I'd have a look at it. Yesterday I turn it on, and it has been struck. I can even see the damage on the outer screen at the point of impact. Yet he insists he didn't touch it and doesn't know how it happened. I don't give a fuck about the monitor, I'm more pissed off at him lying to me.

Did you have Rob’s lads round for a play date?

rob1966 · « **Reply #21296 on:** March 17, 2019, 07:48:36 am »

Quote from: BIG DICK NICK on March 17, 2019, 03:03:28 am

Did you have Rob’s lads round for a play date?

Hey, I'm not having that - it is only one of them who is a screen breaker

Quote from: Barneylfc on March 17, 2019, 12:29:21 am

Not really a small thing, but my lad lying to me.

He's busted one of his monitors on his PC. Told me the other night when I was out it wasn't working, so I said I'd have a look at it. Yesterday I turn it on, and it has been struck. I can even see the damage on the outer screen at the point of impact. Yet he insists he didn't touch it and doesn't know how it happened. I don't give a fuck about the monitor, I'm more pissed off at him lying to me.

Wasn't on Fortnite was he?

I'm like you on the lying front, I have told both of them I hate liars.

Barneylfc∗ · « **Reply #21297 on:** March 17, 2019, 01:29:50 pm »

Quote from: rob1966 on March 17, 2019, 07:48:36 am

Hey, I'm not having that - it is only one of them who is a screen breaker

Wasn't on Fortnite was he?

I'm like you on the lying front, I have told both of them I hate liars.

Highly likely playing Fortnite. That's a monitor and a mouse he has busted in the last 2 months. I feel a ban coming on.

rob1966 · « **Reply #21298 on:** March 17, 2019, 01:41:44 pm »

Quote from: Barneylfc on March 17, 2019, 01:29:50 pm

Highly likely playing Fortnite. That's a monitor and a mouse he has busted in the last 2 months. I feel a ban coming on.

He got a two week ban from everything for the last one

My youngest has always had an issue with his temper, he can't handle his frustration and lashes out. One incident when he was about 14 months he lay face down on the floor pounding and screaming for a full 30 minutes.

So far he has :-

Thrown a Nexus Tablet at the fireplace and smashed it
Hit his brother over the back with the replacement and smashed it
Bit the replacement and smashed it
Broken a telly by hitting it with a controller, he smashed the replacement by throwing the controller.

He wasn't happy when I told him that all his damage has cost him personally - I pointed out that when he finally gets given his money that is in premium bonds and savings, he will be £1500 light due to his temper.

jambutty · « **Reply #21299 on:** March 17, 2019, 01:44:40 pm »

Quote from: soxfan on March 16, 2019, 01:11:07 am

You're at the market & buy a package of 10 hot dogs.

And then you go to the bread aisle and can only buy packages of 8 hot dog buns, never 10.

Next time you make a pot noodle, slice one or 2 dogs into 8 for the final 30 secs of the boil.

Voila, hot dog ramen soup that won't slde off the fork!

Anklebiters love it.

Bird Bird Bird The Bird Is The Word · « **Reply #21300 on:** March 17, 2019, 11:43:41 pm »

If the answer is everything, then that's worrying isn't it? I'm starting to feel like the small thing in life. Ho hum.

CraigDS · « **Reply #21301 on:** March 18, 2019, 11:45:36 am »

Another estate agent one...

Made an offer on an apartment on Thursday (late afternoon) and was given the application form to fill out whilst she spoke to the landlord. Spent a good 90 mins filling it all out this morning and sent it in only to then be told they had accepted another offer.

I mean why not just fucking tell me as soon as you accepted the other offer so I don't waste my fucking time?

reddebs · « **Reply #21302 on:** March 18, 2019, 12:02:30 pm »

Quote from: CraigDS on March 18, 2019, 11:45:36 am

Another estate agent one...

Made an offer on an apartment on Thursday (late afternoon) and was given the application form to fill out whilst she spoke to the landlord. Spent a good 90 mins filling it all out this morning and sent it in only to then be told they had accepted another offer.

I mean why not just fucking tell me as soon as you accepted the other offer so I don't waste my fucking time?

Because then they wouldn't have all your details to bombard you with every inappropriate property they've got on their books [emoji16]

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SlowRap · « **Reply #21303 on:** March 18, 2019, 12:55:07 pm »

Creature in work reading the news out loud on her computer during lunch, screaming at the "shocking bits" to make every one know how much she is "shocked" by the news, not the actual news itself.

SlowRap · « **Reply #21304 on:** March 18, 2019, 12:56:59 pm »

creature is now eating crisps and licking every one of her fingers with a loud chump sound

rob1966 · « **Reply #21305 on:** March 18, 2019, 01:16:47 pm »

Quote from: SlowRap on March 18, 2019, 12:56:59 pm

creature is now eating crisps and licking every one of her fingers with a loud chump sound

Lad at work does that, disgusting noises. Earphones in and Slipknot on loud drowns it out

Statto Red · « **Reply #21306 on:** March 18, 2019, 02:11:14 pm »

When you bang your arm on the door handle when you walk into a room, even worse is toes.

CraigDS · « **Reply #21307 on:** March 18, 2019, 02:15:40 pm »

Quote from: Statto Red on March 18, 2019, 02:11:14 pm

When you bang your arm on the door handle when you walk into a room, even worse is toes.

I was walking through my hall the other night in the dark and kicked the hoover full on with my smallest two toes. Never felt such pain!!

Statto Red · « **Reply #21308 on:** March 18, 2019, 02:31:39 pm »

Quote from: CraigDS on March 18, 2019, 02:15:40 pm

I was walking through my hall the other night in the dark and kicked the hoover full on with my smallest two toes. Never felt such pain!!

Ouch, Lego is the worst one for treading on, as if you have carpet, a piece of Lego can be hidden from view.

Slightly Less Mediocre Baron Bennekov · « **Reply #21309 on:** March 18, 2019, 02:41:51 pm »

Quote from: CraigDS on March 18, 2019, 02:15:40 pm

I was walking through my hall the other night in the dark and kicked the hoover full on with my smallest two toes. Never felt such pain!!

I accidentally kicked the doorframe of the toilet door with my left little toe 4 weeks ago. I still can't walk properly on my left foot...

soxfan · « **Reply #21310 on:** March 18, 2019, 04:12:51 pm »

When you do something incredibly stupid. So stupid you are swearing at yourself all day.

So stupid you can't tell RAWKites about it, because if you did they'd all point their fingers at you through their laptops and laugh. The bastards.

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #21311 on:** March 18, 2019, 04:16:01 pm »

Quote from: soxfan on March 18, 2019, 04:12:51 pm

When you do something incredibly stupid. So stupid you are swearing at yourself all day.

So stupid you can't tell RAWKites about it, because if you did they'd all point their fingers at you through their laptops and laugh. The bastards.

Are you posting this live from your cat flap?

Barneylfc∗ · « **Reply #21312 on:** March 18, 2019, 04:22:29 pm »

Quote from: BIG DICK NICK on March 18, 2019, 04:16:01 pm

Are you posting this live from your cat flap?

While watching animal porn and using bonjella as lube?

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #21313 on:** March 18, 2019, 04:26:05 pm »

Quote from: Barneylfc on March 18, 2019, 04:22:29 pm

While watching animal porn and using bonjella as lube?

I didn’t mean you.

rob1966 · « **Reply #21314 on:** March 18, 2019, 04:35:30 pm »

Quote from: soxfan on March 18, 2019, 04:12:51 pm

When you do something incredibly stupid. So stupid you are swearing at yourself all day.

So stupid you can't tell RAWKites about it, because if you did they'd all point their fingers at you through their laptops and laugh. The bastards.

soxfan · « **Reply #21315 on:** March 18, 2019, 04:41:32 pm »

Quote from: BIG DICK NICK on March 18, 2019, 04:16:01 pm

Are you posting this live from your cat flap?

Quote from: Barneylfc on March 18, 2019, 04:22:29 pm

While watching animal porn and using bonjella as lube?

Is a sasquatch considered an animal?

Quote from: rob1966 on March 18, 2019, 04:35:30 pm

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #21316 on:** March 18, 2019, 04:59:34 pm »

Quote from: soxfan on March 18, 2019, 04:41:32 pm

:-XIs a sasquatch considered an animal?

You know what they say; Bigfoot, big ...

Tesco tearaway · « **Reply #21317 on:** March 18, 2019, 05:54:48 pm »

Quote from: soxfan on March 18, 2019, 04:12:51 pm

When you do something incredibly stupid. So stupid you are swearing at yourself all day.

So stupid you can't tell RAWKites about it, because if you did they'd all point their fingers at you through their laptops and laugh. The bastards.

Brown Monday?

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #21318 on:** March 19, 2019, 05:20:26 am »

Quote from: CraigDS on March 18, 2019, 02:15:40 pm

I was walking through my hall the other night in the dark and kicked the hoover full on with my smallest two toes. Never felt such pain!!

You should have sold it.

rob1966 · « **Reply #21319 on:** March 19, 2019, 07:33:16 am »

Not small, more like 24 and a half stone of annoying twat.

Watched some of Harry Heroes last night, Fowler, Wright, Seaman, Le Tissier, etc playing a game v "the old enemy, ten german bombers". Most had put weight on as expected, that fatty Ruddock weighed in at 24st, fat fucker.

Every time I look at his grid, all I can think of is that pass the pound game and how he took the piss out of the club and the fans with his attitude.