Once A Blue, Always A Manc
I seen a Bluenose just the other day,
I asked what’s happened to the white Pele,
He wore a t-shirt he was always a Blue,
But now he’s f**ked off and he’s gone to Man U.
CHORUS
Once a Blue, always a Manc,
Once a Blue, always a Manc,
Once a Blue, always a Manc,
Once a Blue, always a Manc,
So he asked why did he go ?
I said it’s cos your shite and ye have no dough.
The chairman’s skint, the team needs class
And his bird found out he was shagging a brass !
Now Wayne’s gone he is Munich bound,
Greedy fat c*nt needs to shed a few pound.
The chairman said he left the club in a wreck,
They got twenty odd million for a look-a-like Shriek !
And So Coleen sat in her chair,
Flicking through the papers and brushing her hair,
She turned the page and the headlines hit her,
Wayne Rooney takes prozzies up the shitter !!
Repeat Chorus after every verse
