Author Topic: Signs You're Getting Old (Read 23759 times)

oldfordie · « **Reply #240 on:** February 5, 2018, 09:49:58 pm »

When you go into local supermarket. go and buy some Baccy on the way out and ask can you pay by contactless at the till. stand their wondering why it beeps rejected. look at the card and you realize your trying to pay with your bus pass. daft git, I should ave went to specsavers.

exilescouse · « **Reply #241 on:** February 6, 2018, 05:07:37 am »

Not sure if its been posted already but when my balls dangle in the water when I am having a shit..

LanceLink!!!!! · « **Reply #242 on:** February 6, 2018, 06:34:03 am »

Quote from: exilescouse on February 6, 2018, 05:07:37 am

Not sure if its been posted already but when my balls dangle in the water when I am having a shit..

Fucking hell.... Must be spring tide

oldfordie · « **Reply #243 on:** February 6, 2018, 01:10:23 pm »

Quote from: exilescouse on February 6, 2018, 05:07:37 am

Not sure if its been posted already but when my balls dangle in the water when I am having a shit..

Where do you have a shit, 2nd thoughts, I don't want to know.

Medellin · « **Reply #244 on:** February 6, 2018, 03:37:02 pm »

When your grown up kids ask you what time you're getting in & tell you not to drink too much.

Peabee · « **Reply #245 on:** February 6, 2018, 03:43:46 pm »

Quote from: exilescouse on February 6, 2018, 05:07:37 am

Not sure if its been posted already but when my balls dangle in the water when I am having a shit..

Hi Buster.

Andy Hunter · « **Reply #246 on:** February 6, 2018, 03:59:01 pm »

https://youtu.be/TpS37zsI_Kc

This month being 13 years since this.

smithng · « **Reply #247 on:** February 9, 2018, 02:58:21 pm »

Work experience teenagers chatting in the office, using words like "peak" and "moist" in ways I've not heard before, and having to check the urban dictionary to see what they were saying.

The Bournemouth Red · « **Reply #248 on:** February 9, 2018, 03:38:27 pm »

Quote from: smithng on February 9, 2018, 02:58:21 pm

Work experience teenagers chatting in the office, using words like "peak" and "moist" in ways I've not heard before, and having to check the urban dictionary to see what they were saying.

I work with someone who's never heard of The Smiths

boots · « **Reply #249 on:** February 9, 2018, 04:08:38 pm »

27yr old daughter moaning when she found me comatose one evening after I found a small bag of weed walking home from work.

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #250 on:** February 9, 2018, 04:10:06 pm »

Quote from: The Bournemouth Red on February 9, 2018, 03:38:27 pm

I work with someone who's never heard of The Smiths

What, Jill and Roger from number 42? I thought everyone knew them.

boots · « **Reply #251 on:** February 9, 2018, 04:17:47 pm »

Never liked The Smiths. Wifey loves them, but I always thought he was a miserable twat. Marrs guitaring though, brill. If theyd done instrumentals like, then fine. But Morrissey can fuck off.

The Bournemouth Red · « **Reply #252 on:** February 9, 2018, 04:31:01 pm »

Quote from: BIG DICK NICK on February 9, 2018, 04:10:06 pm

What, Jill and Roger from number 42? I thought everyone knew them.

Lfsea · « **Reply #253 on:** February 9, 2018, 04:51:25 pm »

Quote from: boots on February 9, 2018, 04:17:47 pm

Never liked The Smiths. Wifey loves them, but I always thought he was a miserable twat. Marrs guitaring though, brill. If theyd done instrumentals like, then fine. But Morrissey can fuck off.

Johnny Marr could have walked through any number of gigs at the Manchester Apollo and found myriad wistful dandies like Steven who were precocious enough to think themselves worthy of Keats and conceited enough to think that people would actually want to listen to their 'poetry'. I doubt Steven could have found many iterations of Marr in the world, never mind in Stretford.

My own personal opinion, of course.

Oddball · « **Reply #254 on:** February 9, 2018, 05:05:25 pm »

Quote from: Andy Hunter on February 5, 2018, 02:43:53 pm

Jordan Henderson's testimonial is in 3 years. Feels like he only just got here.

What? Really? Yea thats a proper sign of getting old

So… Howard Philips · « **Reply #255 on:** February 9, 2018, 05:40:10 pm »

Quote from: Andy Hunter on February 5, 2018, 02:43:53 pm

Jordan Henderson's testimonial is in 3 years. Feels like he only just got here.

And Gerrard stopped playing for us three years ago.

Mind you I remember us signing the most expensive teenager ever, Alun Evans. That really makes me feel old.

And on Pointless one of the answers was "Cottonfields" by the Beach Boys and realising that was 1970.