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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #19720 on: December 14, 2018, 06:25:37 pm »
People who share Paddy Power videos because they think its "good banter"

Absolute shitlords
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #19721 on: December 14, 2018, 06:29:38 pm »
If this happened to the French there would be rioting on the streets.  :(
I'm prepared to put my hi-viz vest on and storm Downing Street, who's up for it?

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #19722 on: December 14, 2018, 06:39:05 pm »
Can't go around preventing progress and innovation just because a minority of nobheads will abuse the system. I bet you weren't too keen on on-line banking, I myself resisted contact-less payment for ages but more to the fact that it's too easy to spend, but really it makes no difference other than saving me time.

That's where you are wrong smart arse  ;) I always do online banking for everything and I always use contactless where possible and while I'm not mad about the lack of security, I thought it was a great idea when I first heard of it in Japan years ago. However, I carry my cards in RFID cases to stop them getting cloned.

Innovation is one thing, but as I am a developer, I always think about flaws that allow users to get around the code I am writing. For example, keyless entry theft was so bad, you couldn't insure a Range Rover in London a few years ago. Imagine all the inconvenience that is caused when a car is stolen, it takes weeks to get the insurance, you lose money due to the excess, you have the loading on your insurance and then you have to buy a new car and this is all down to poor design by the manufacturer. As for drones, who wants the sky full of the fucking things 24 hours a day?.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #19723 on: December 14, 2018, 06:56:58 pm »
The high ratio of mini eclairs to the other sweets in a tub of Heroes. Fuck off Cadbury you stingy bastards.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #19724 on: December 14, 2018, 06:58:07 pm »
If this happened to the French there would be rioting on the streets.  :(
That's a quality answer mate  ::)

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #19725 on: December 14, 2018, 06:59:51 pm »
I'm prepared to put my hi-viz vest on and storm Downing Street, who's up for it?

I'm in.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #19726 on: December 14, 2018, 07:00:38 pm »
That's a quality answer mate  ::)

Sounds like it's right up your street.  ;)
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #19727 on: December 14, 2018, 07:42:52 pm »
When ad breaks come on, so you switch over to different channels only to find they're having ad breaks almost simultaneously. :no

Yes and when you start to watch a sports show and after around 4 or 5 minutes since the programme started they already have a break for adverts.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #19728 on: December 14, 2018, 10:31:44 pm »
People who share Paddy Power videos because they think its "good banter"

Absolute shitlords


The Paddy Power Fan Denial videos are hilarious, the rest are just shite.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #19729 on: December 14, 2018, 11:27:05 pm »
When ad breaks come on, so you switch over to different channels only to find they're having ad breaks almost simultaneously. :no
This is called 'roadblocking'. Advertisers pay a premium to do this. I used to be in the business. Yes, it's annoying. Unfortunately, that's sort of the point.

Roadblock - A scheduling device used with broadcast media to increase reach
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         local market stations at 9 p.m. The tactic is meant to "block" the
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #19730 on: December 15, 2018, 09:53:44 am »

The Paddy Power Fan Denial videos are hilarious,

No they aren't
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #19731 on: December 15, 2018, 11:38:30 am »
Who comes up with these stupid names for storms. Deirdre??

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #19732 on: December 15, 2018, 11:53:38 am »
Who comes up with these stupid names for storms. Deirdre??

The public. The met office used social media to get ideas and 10,000 names were submitted. The MET office then pick from these.

Should use names like Attilla, Beelzebub, Caesar, Ghenghis stuff like that, not Brian and Deidre



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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #19733 on: December 15, 2018, 11:54:13 am »
Hurricane Chesney
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #19735 on: December 15, 2018, 12:12:28 pm »
Who comes up with these stupid names for storms. Deirdre??

Ken, I think. He was always the cleverer one.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #19736 on: December 15, 2018, 12:13:09 pm »
Since haste quite Schorsch, but Liverpool are genuine fight pigs...

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #19737 on: December 15, 2018, 12:18:05 pm »
Love it if the Met office chief exec was a snooker fan

Surely we'd get a Hurricane Higgins

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #19738 on: December 15, 2018, 01:27:55 pm »
The Trafford Centre, or more specifically the traffic, especially at this time of the year. I wanted to do a few tip runs today, but I have to use the M60 to get to/from it. The motorway was already dead heavy at half 9 and is now totally fucked.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #19739 on: December 15, 2018, 04:51:57 pm »
The perfume / aftershave ads on telly.

Utterly, utterly dreadful. They'd definitely put me off having any association with the products they are selling.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #19740 on: December 15, 2018, 08:25:01 pm »
Putting a bet on[both teams to score] yesterday, for 3pm kickoffs today, i was that ratarsed last night i've gone lost the slip :duh but checking the results one i had was abandoned, & one didn't come in.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #19741 on: December 17, 2018, 03:14:55 pm »
People thinking an english-speaking forum of a non-British team is in any way representative of their fanbase.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #19742 on: December 17, 2018, 06:29:11 pm »
When someone comes in to work who is ill and proceeds to rummage through the office sweets and contaminate them. Selfish bastards!

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #19743 on: December 18, 2018, 07:56:59 am »
Had an interview last week and thought it went really well. Got an email today to say I was unsuccessful.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #19744 on: December 18, 2018, 08:05:19 am »
Having throat burn, normally a drink of cold milk helps get rid of it, but it's still lingering.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #19745 on: December 18, 2018, 09:08:29 am »
On our way home last night, nipped into an Iceland to grab some bread and cheese (times are hard, cuts gotta be made). The shelf was packed out with bread that was 1 to 2 days past sell by date. I'll happily buy it and toast it, but not at full price.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #19746 on: December 18, 2018, 11:37:08 am »
On our way home last night, nipped into an Iceland to grab some bread and cheese (times are hard, cuts gotta be made). The shelf was packed out with bread that was 1 to 2 days past sell by date. I'll happily buy it and toast it, but not at full price.

Was it the actual "sell by" and not "best before" date? If so, thats not allowed. They can't sell them at all once past the sell by date, and if its the same day, you usually get a reduction.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #19747 on: December 18, 2018, 11:44:24 am »
Was it the actual "sell by" and not "best before" date? If so, thats not allowed. They can't sell them at all once past the sell by date, and if its the same day, you usually get a reduction.

It was whatever date is on the closer tag. I think it was just shit stock rotation, as we told a staff member and they immediately started emptying the shelves. Just a waste as that will all go back to the RDC now and get binned/sent for pigswill - could have gone to the needy if the stock was being rotated properly and on time.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #19748 on: December 18, 2018, 11:56:19 am »
The reign of Manchester United managers.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #19749 on: December 18, 2018, 12:46:19 pm »
I'm with soxfan, Hollywood has given up trying to think of new ideas and just reboot superhero shite. I hate it as much as I hate smokers

So watch something else. I don't see the problem.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #19750 on: December 18, 2018, 01:27:56 pm »
So watch something else. I don't see the problem.

Can't see the screen through all the smoke...
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #19751 on: December 18, 2018, 03:51:14 pm »
So watch something else. I don't see the problem.

The problem is the talent and resources of Hollywood getting used up on creating the same rehashed crap year in year out instead of coming up with something new. Who's to say what classic movies, like the next E.T., we are missing out on because execs just greenlight the next Aquaman or AntMan or ManBoy or whatever.

THATS THE PROBLEM

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #19752 on: December 18, 2018, 05:52:53 pm »
The problem is the talent and resources of Hollywood getting used up on creating the same rehashed crap year in year out instead of coming up with something new. Who's to say what classic movies, like the next E.T., we are missing out on because execs just greenlight the next Aquaman or AntMan or ManBoy or whatever.

THATS THE PROBLEM

If its not these, it's a load of remakes of films. Next year has the Lion King, Little Women, Aladdin, How to Train your Dragon, Charlies Angels, Pet Semetary, Dumbo, Hellboy and the Addams Family, plus a load of sequels like Toy Story 4.

Only film I'm looking forward to is Star Wars IX
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #19753 on: December 18, 2018, 07:26:12 pm »
If its not these, it's a load of remakes of films. Next year has the Lion King, Little Women, Aladdin, How to Train your Dragon, Charlies Angels, Pet Semetary, Dumbo, Hellboy and the Addams Family, plus a load of sequels like Toy Story 4.

Only film I'm looking forward to is Star Wars IX

Hang on. You're griping about Toy Story 4 but looking forward to Star Wars NINE!

A Sequel no doubt.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #19754 on: December 18, 2018, 08:12:27 pm »
Hang on. You're griping about Toy Story 4 but looking forward to Star Wars NINE!

A Sequel no doubt.

I've been waiting for Star Wars 9 since I was a kid. Lucas said back in the early 80's that it was always intended to be a 9 film series and he started where he did as it was the one film in the series that could be made as a standalone if it failed. After seeing Star Wars in 77, we wanted more and were shocked when the opening credits for Empire said Episode 5. After all that though, whoever did films 1 2 and 3 must never have seen the original trilogy.

Toy Story etc is only ever planned as 1 film and then lets see how well it sells.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #19755 on: December 18, 2018, 08:16:16 pm »
Superhero movies are shit, way too many of them around and they're always too in-your-face. Nowadays you have no chance of seeing movies like Rocky, Shawshank, Godfather etc.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #19756 on: December 18, 2018, 08:18:34 pm »
Brussel sprouts

I’ve had them a few times and hated them, and I bought some and ate them the other day and hated them still. Shops shouldn’t sell them. I might eat some in the future though, and moan about how gross they are. Horrid things.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #19757 on: December 18, 2018, 08:25:26 pm »
Had an interview last week and thought it went really well. Got an email today to say I was unsuccessful.

Tell me about it.

Dragged down to City centre London for my interview on a pissing down Wednesday afternoon. 400 mile round trip

day off work + £100 it cost me.

Put me though a few hours of psychometric tests which they told me I had passed well at the time. Interview went brilliant and i was sure I had the job.

Got told a few days ago they had recruited an employee referral and an ex-employee of the company who had to leave due to relocation the first time round.

Fuming is too tame a word as to how angry I was.  Would have thought twice if I knew i was basically up against an internal candidate. It was only a fucking poxy Project Manager job FFS :no

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #19758 on: December 18, 2018, 08:29:05 pm »
Star Wars.

Loada shite!

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #19759 on: December 18, 2018, 08:41:53 pm »
Star Wars.

Loada shite!

They are ace, if you don't take them too seriously.

On the subject, geeks, especially those who weren't even alive when the originals came out, who try and make out the films are something they aren't. They are kids films, nothing else.
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