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Enjoyed this on the BBC rolling footy news bit just now for so many reasons...


Conor White-Andrews: "Chelsea's team selection is beyond ridiculous when we have such a big game this weekend. Benitez just wants a trophy!"

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Enjoyed this on the BBC rolling footy news bit just now for so many reasons...


Conor White-Andrews: "Chelsea's team selection is beyond ridiculous when we have such a big game this weekend. Benitez just wants a trophy!"

He'd get criticized and hammered either way, so best get hammered doing what he wants. Plus if he wins the trophy, it is because he wants it for his CV, if he loses it, well that's because he's not a good manager.

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Think Benfica will prove too strong for Fenerbahce which will be a shame for Dirk, would have been lovely for him to ram home a last minute winner in the final against the rentboys.

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Enjoyed this on the BBC rolling footy news bit just now for so many reasons...


Conor White-Andrews: "Chelsea's team selection is beyond ridiculous when we have such a big game this weekend. Benitez just wants a trophy!"

How is that? Mata, Oscar, Terry, Ba all not playing this and Cole as well for whatever reasons. Rafa has properly rested chelsea players when needed and that is showing in their results.

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Enjoyed this on the BBC rolling footy news bit just now for so many reasons...


Conor White-Andrews: "Chelsea's team selection is beyond ridiculous when we have such a big game this weekend. Benitez just wants a trophy!"

Good lord, How dare Rafa try and win a trophy with Chelsea, He is showing all those loyal life long Chelsea fans no respect what so ever!

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Good lord, How dare Rafa try and win a trophy with Chelsea, He is showing all those loyal life long Chelsea fans no respect what so ever!

Those plastic pricks will be eating their words if they win the Europa & finish in the top 4.
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Mata is brilliant.

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Mata is overhyped.

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Mata is overhyped.

from what? the statistics don't lie 18 assists and 14 goals from midfield in 36 games and 7 as sub but of course he's over hyped.


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Will Chelsea sing "Champions of Europe" if they win tonight and win in the Amdam ArenA?

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Mata's a good player but not that good.

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Mata's a good player but not that good.

He's better than any player in our midfield and arguably one of the best midfielders in our league.

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Let's hope Fenerbache can get a good result tonight.
Exercise is to the body what reading is to the mind.

"If I hadn't doped, I would never have won". "Doping improves your performance between 5 and 7 per cent, and maybe 10 to 12 per cent when you are in a peak shape.

"Doping isn't addictive but it's an instrument of power: whoever wins attracts the money; for themselves, the team and the sponsors"

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He's better than any player in our midfield and arguably one of the best midfielders in our league.

Better than the Welsh Xavi? I'm shocked.

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Fener haven't got out of their half yet.
Exercise is to the body what reading is to the mind.

"If I hadn't doped, I would never have won". "Doping improves your performance between 5 and 7 per cent, and maybe 10 to 12 per cent when you are in a peak shape.

"Doping isn't addictive but it's an instrument of power: whoever wins attracts the money; for themselves, the team and the sponsors"

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Kuyt will score a hat-trick from counter-attacks.

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Better than the Welsh Xavi? I'm shocked.

Come on nobody is better than Xavi, let alone the over priced Welsh one who still has a kids body.

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Fener haven't got out of their half yet.
If Fenerbahce's tactic is to defend with 10 players against Benfica, then I'm afraid it's the wrong tactic. Benfica will score, they have too much attacking power for them.

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Chelsea singing " Jose Mourinho "

Frank Lampard hits the post.

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Bad bells chanting Mourinho's name

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Goalll Benfica

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Benfica 1-0
Exercise is to the body what reading is to the mind.

"If I hadn't doped, I would never have won". "Doping improves your performance between 5 and 7 per cent, and maybe 10 to 12 per cent when you are in a peak shape.

"Doping isn't addictive but it's an instrument of power: whoever wins attracts the money; for themselves, the team and the sponsors"

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Stunning finish that, wouldnt surprise me if we look at him for the summer.

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Terrible defending by the full back.That's been coming though.
Exercise is to the body what reading is to the mind.

"If I hadn't doped, I would never have won". "Doping improves your performance between 5 and 7 per cent, and maybe 10 to 12 per cent when you are in a peak shape.

"Doping isn't addictive but it's an instrument of power: whoever wins attracts the money; for themselves, the team and the sponsors"

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Fuck me, the Chelsea fans are a bunch of c*nts.

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And that's it, Gaitan scores. Fenerbahce are out if they keep on playing like that.

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Come on nobody is better than Xavi, let alone the over priced Welsh one who still has a kids body.

It's not like the Catalan Xavi is a bouncer type.

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Fuck me, the Chelsea fans are a bunch of c*nts.
Really,that's a surprise. ;D
Exercise is to the body what reading is to the mind.

"If I hadn't doped, I would never have won". "Doping improves your performance between 5 and 7 per cent, and maybe 10 to 12 per cent when you are in a peak shape.

"Doping isn't addictive but it's an instrument of power: whoever wins attracts the money; for themselves, the team and the sponsors"

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And that's it, Gaitan scores. Fenerbahce are out if they keep on playing like that.
They can't now can they.
Exercise is to the body what reading is to the mind.

"If I hadn't doped, I would never have won". "Doping improves your performance between 5 and 7 per cent, and maybe 10 to 12 per cent when you are in a peak shape.

"Doping isn't addictive but it's an instrument of power: whoever wins attracts the money; for themselves, the team and the sponsors"

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Stunning finish that, wouldnt surprise me if we look at him for the summer.

Gaitan?

This is Benfica, they'll ask for 20m+ easily.

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Really,that's a surprise. ;D

Hardly earth shattering news, was it  :D

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Gaitan?

This is Benfica, they'll ask for 20m+ easily.
I'm not sure if it's true, but on French television they just said that Gaitan's release clause is 45 M€  :o. Anyway we're not getting him, but if we do, I'd be made up, he is quality.

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Not overly shocked but how shit is the atmosphere at the plastics. Eerily quiet
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Chelsea fans roaring for Jose. That's the ultimate insult to rafa.ust be cutting him up
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That was a very good save that.
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Fener just can't hold onto the ball,it just keep's coming back.
Exercise is to the body what reading is to the mind.

"If I hadn't doped, I would never have won". "Doping improves your performance between 5 and 7 per cent, and maybe 10 to 12 per cent when you are in a peak shape.

"Doping isn't addictive but it's an instrument of power: whoever wins attracts the money; for themselves, the team and the sponsors"

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I'm not sure if it's true, but on French television they just said that Gaitan's release clause is 45 M€  :o. Anyway we're not getting him, but if we do, I'd be made up, he is quality.

Most likely correct, this is the Benfica squad who once had Ramires, David Luiz and Di Maria in it. Benfica buy small, become a force in the Liga Sagres with Porto then sell at a big fee.

There was some stat how Benfica have made 800m profit since the millenium due to transfers.

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pen to fener
Exercise is to the body what reading is to the mind.

"If I hadn't doped, I would never have won". "Doping improves your performance between 5 and 7 per cent, and maybe 10 to 12 per cent when you are in a peak shape.

"Doping isn't addictive but it's an instrument of power: whoever wins attracts the money; for themselves, the team and the sponsors"