The podcasts (and before that the shows on xfm) were fucking brilliant. Carl was not meant to be on the shopw, just the producer but he was so fucking funny. Now i can't help but think it's becoming a little manufactured to make him even stupider than he is.
"They know i'm rock and roll"
"Women....are.....dirty"
"Your not looking at the whole pie Jenny. Wernham Hogg is one big pie and they're the fruit...."
"David i ahven't got the time for this"
"You've not got time for the pie, no. What i'm saying is i take th ejob"
"Well, congratulations and good luck"
"Don't need good luck with 71.4% of the population behind you"
"I see us as one big organism. These guys down here are the hands, doing the dirty work. The guys in the office are the brain."
"What part are you then?"
"Good quesion. Probably the humour."