Topic: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..

[Macphisto80]

Are they actually being linked with anyone?

Just the usual, i.e all the players we're linked with and Neymar and possibly Messi. Then again, so are Chelsea.

In fact, I recently read a bit of an article that had the headline of "Why Chelsea allowed Liverpool to sign Allison!"

Yes, Chelsea allowed us to sign one of the scraps from their table.

Fuckin dickheads the lot of them. We're going to tear it up this season, while their darlings will be playing shit on a stick football. Fuck em.

[Peabee]

Who have Manchester United signed?

Official lawnmower partner and official vacuum cleaner supplier.

[rob1966]

£110 for a shirt. That’s twice the price of ours.

Until next season when we do the same thing

We beat them to it with our Elite shirt last season - that was £90.

[Lycan]

Who have Manchester United signed?

Right said Fred and that young RB from FC Porto, Diogo Dalot.

[rocco]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44879658

Jose hoping Pogba understands why he was so good in the World Cup.

Does he want him to hand in a transfer request?

Of course he is hoping as he doesn’t know why himself

[jepovic]

All their targets seem to be at peak age and likely to cost huge sums. Alderweireld is 29, Bale is 29, Lewandowski is 29. I read a link to Thiago too this morning, at a sprightly 27 by comparison.

You can add Vidal, 31, to that list.
Do they have scouts or are they just using Mourinhos rolodex now?

[coolbyrne]

Odd that shirt is so much when I just got it in at my store in Canada and it's $109.99 (Canadian dollars).

[Son of Spion]

Who have Manchester United signed?

[Something Worse]

Odd that shirt is so much when I just got it in at my store in Canada and it's $109.99 (Canadian dollars).

The Manc one?

You can add Vidal, 31, to that list.
Do they have scouts or are they just using Mourinhos rolodex now?

They answer to Raiola don't they?

[coolbyrne]

The Manc one?

They answer to Raiola don't they?

Yeah, the Manc one here has a release date of July 24th, but I've got them in my stock room until then. Supposed to get the pink one but that isn't released until September. Not that I give a shit about a Manc shirt but they shouldn't cry foul when people start paying aliexpress for shirts instead.

Edited to put the currency in perspective: $109.99 Canadian is about £64.00

[dimwit]

Who have Manchester United signed?

[Andy @ Allerton!]

[Brian Blessed]

So the £110 shirt is the standard, cheapest version?

[Skeeve]

Yeah, the Manc one here has a release date of July 24th, but I've got them in my stock room until then. Supposed to get the pink one but that isn't released until September. Not that I give a shit about a Manc shirt but they shouldn't cry foul when people start paying aliexpress for shirts instead.

Edited to put the currency in perspective: $109.99 Canadian is about £64.00

The one you have is the regular replica shirt which is a similar price over here.

[rob1966]

So the £110 shirt is the standard, cheapest version?

No, the cheapest adult is £65, the £110 one is their version of our elite shirt from last year.

The Pink one is to pay homage to the club they dump their unwanted shite on.

[Lush is the best medicine...]

£110 for a shirt. That’s twice the price of ours.

nobody is forcing their fans to buy one, and before anyone pulls the ‘my kids want all three kits every year’ they actually don’t need the new kit every season to survive

[Something Worse]

nobody is forcing their fans to buy one, and before anyone pulls the ‘my kids want all three kits every year’ they actually don’t need the new kit every season to survive

 

[sms1986]

nobody is forcing their fans to buy one, and before anyone pulls the ‘my kids want all three kits every year’ they actually don’t need the new kit every season to survive

Exactly, I don't know why there's even a discussion on their shirts in this thread.

[Lush is the best medicine...]

Exactly, I don't know why there's even a discussion on their shirts in this thread.

its them full stop, it’s not like you need one to support the team and normally around February they’re half price, not like it’s ticket prices/sky subs etc which are actually worth giving a fuck about

Besides just get them off somewhere like those Chinese sites that charge a tenner if it’s that important, doubt the kids will notice and they’ll soon grow out of them

[TepidT2O]

No, the cheapest adult is £65, the £110 one is their version of our elite shirt from last year.

The Pink one is to pay homage to the club they dump their unwanted shite on.

Spearmint Rhino?

[rob1966]

Spearmint Rhino?

[didi shamone]

Who have Manchester United signed?

Forgetting Fellaini who's now elbowing at a world cup level?

[elsewhere]

Are all their shirts £110 or I suppose Fellaini’s has to be a bit more pricey?

[rob1966]

Are all their shirts £110 or I suppose Fellaini’s has to be a bit more pricey?

No, the cheapest adult is £65, the £110 one is their version of our elite shirt from last year.

The Pink one is to pay homage to the club they dump their unwanted shite on.

[Andy @ Allerton!]

Martial Seeks move


Antony Martial came on the attack this morning when he spoke to the media through his agent.

"I think Mourinho is a weird looking gimp and I'm fed up of playing and having to look at this stupid mug. He has as much football nouse as a mouse in my house." He then went on to draw a cross-eyed pig on the face of a balloon before making an impressive looking mourinho mockup before gouging it's eye and bursting it sending it off gusting around the room, doing a passible imitation of Mourinho in a press conference after a loss.

Super-ace-fanboy Timothy Wingnut said on Manchester Uniteds fan-super-duper-whoopie! website, "I like cheese. It's like biscuits but less munchie."

[jillcwhomever]

It will be the best thing for Martial to get away from Mourinho, somewhere else he would do much better, certainly has the talent too.

[Bend It Like Aurelio]

It will be the best thing for Martial to get away from Mourinho, somewhere else he would do much better, certainly has the talent too.

You can say that about all of their offensive players, minus the talent part.

[Advil]

It will be the best thing for Martial to get away from Mourinho, somewhere else he would do much better, certainly has the talent too.

Martial will have won the World Cup if he played club football with any other manager. Let that be a reminder to any young star wanting to join Jose.

[afc tukrish]

You can say that about all of their offensive players, minus the talent part.

Aren't all their players offensive?

[elsewhere]

Martial will have won the World Cup if he played club football with any other manager. Let that be a reminder to any young star wanting to join Jose.

Well said, only England will keep selecting their youngsters despite not touching ball whole year.

[Flaccido Dongingo]

Martial will have won the World Cup if he played club football with any other manager. Let that be a reminder to any young star wanting to join Jose.

To be fair he signed for van Gaal.

[Advil]

To be fair he signed for van Gaal.

True that. I miss Mr Philosopher.

[Brian Blessed]

No, the cheapest adult is £65, the £110 one is their version of our elite shirt from last year.

The Pink one is to pay homage to the club they dump their unwanted shite on.

Thanks rob. So it really isn’t a big deal.

[rob1966]

Thanks rob. So it really isn’t a big deal.

No it's not - in fact seeing as we started it, its best for us to keep our gobs shut on it.

Hate saying this, but I was at a 10th birthday today and the lad who was 10 had got the full kit for his birthday, in the flesh its a really nice kit. And no, i'm not turning Manc before any fucker starts   

My kids are going to fleece me this season, they both want the keeper shirt with Alisson on, the new home kitand the purple away.

[FlashGordon]

Clubs have had these more expensive kits for years? Adidas have done it since around 2011, is it just now that the media have noticed?

[afc tukrish]

No it's not - in fact seeing as we started it, its best for us to keep our gobs shut on it.

Hate saying this, but I was at a 10th birthday today and the lad who was 10 had got the full kit for his birthday, in the flesh its a really nice kit. And no, i'm not turning Manc before any fucker starts   

My kids are going to fleece me this season, they both want the keeper shirt with Alisson on, the new home kitand the purple away.

Will you turn Manc after we sign Fekir, though?

[rob1966]

Will you turn Manc after we sign Fekir, though?

Its probably the gin, wine and Jack Daniels I've been drinking, but that has totally whooshed me

[Skeeve]

Clubs have had these more expensive kits for years? Adidas have done it since around 2011, is it just now that the media have noticed?

Maybe it is simply them launching it alongside the regular one that has caught the attention.

[PoetryInMotion]

Aren't all their players offensive?

 

[Banquo's Ghost]

Aren't all their players offensive?

This is the Mourinho Paradox. An entirely defensive coach who is also completely offensive.