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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #720 on: February 29, 2012, 08:28:51 pm »
Ashley Young didn't dive!  :shocked
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #721 on: February 29, 2012, 08:28:53 pm »
ahaha Young wanted to dive there...
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #722 on: February 29, 2012, 08:29:00 pm »
Its been at least a minute since Parker has been mentioned.

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #723 on: February 29, 2012, 08:29:05 pm »
Young wanted to dive there, the dirty c*nt

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #724 on: February 29, 2012, 08:29:14 pm »
"young, to his credit stayed up"

only cos the c*nt realised the player was nowhere close to him despite being mid dive. embarassing from young and the commentators

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #725 on: February 29, 2012, 08:29:19 pm »
ashley young deserve a fucking medal for staying on his feet

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #726 on: February 29, 2012, 08:29:34 pm »
So fucked off with Gerrard starting. I hope he comes off at halftime.

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #727 on: February 29, 2012, 08:29:41 pm »
Ashley Young stays on his feet (to his credit). That a fucking first then.
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #728 on: February 29, 2012, 08:30:12 pm »
So fucked off with Gerrard starting. I hope he comes off at halftime.
Why?

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #729 on: February 29, 2012, 08:30:16 pm »
Coooooooooo Mon Ing Ur Land

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #730 on: February 29, 2012, 08:30:18 pm »
Liverpool player watch?

Can't be bothered to watch
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #731 on: February 29, 2012, 08:30:38 pm »
And in other countries that sort of thing goes completely unnoticed. It's basically just something that players do in those situations.

Over here though, it's the sign of a lionheart. A warrior. A bastion of courage. Akin to Winston Churchill's erection. It's the greatest thing in the world. Ever. It's like he could take on the world on his own. He's Superman, Spiderman, and Bananaman all rolled in to one. He's a colossus. A giant of the great English game that we invented. He typifies our spirit. When he makes those blocks it's not just for him, it's for all of us. We're all making those blocks with him.

Blocks.

And in a few more letters and it spells 'The bollocks'. Scott Parker. Man of the match. The bollocks. English. Proud, courageous, and bravest of the brave. World class. Captain.

And without pre-empting the papers tomorrow the only people i can hear going overboard at the moment are the comments made in here.

He's doing his role well at the moment.
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #732 on: February 29, 2012, 08:30:45 pm »
Shows how exciting a game is when they start talking about the fucking kits.
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #733 on: February 29, 2012, 08:30:46 pm »
I trust the King, but if we lose a few more on the trot now - he may have to step aside, and we have to purchase another manager in the middle of the season. If we are relegated, this could be the end of our ambitions to win any title the next 100 years.

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #734 on: February 29, 2012, 08:30:48 pm »
Gerrard's having a bit of a mare.

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #735 on: February 29, 2012, 08:30:49 pm »
So fucked off with Gerrard starting. I hope he comes off at halftime.

Was always going to play a half. Hopefuly he does come off though
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #736 on: February 29, 2012, 08:30:54 pm »
Why?

Maybe because he played two-hours on Sunday and we have a game on Saturday?

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #737 on: February 29, 2012, 08:31:13 pm »
Why?

Because we want him fresh? Because England never respect him? Or because he played 120 minutes at the weekend and we have a tough game with Arsenal coming up?
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #738 on: February 29, 2012, 08:31:14 pm »
Why?

Maybe cos he just played 120 mins 3 days ago and we have a make or break game in 3 days time.

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #739 on: February 29, 2012, 08:31:27 pm »
All Smalling wanted there was a grab on Van Persie's cock.

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #740 on: February 29, 2012, 08:31:28 pm »
Why?

Really? I mean, really? You honestly don't know why he and others, myself included, would want Gerrard to get as little minutes as possible tonight?
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #741 on: February 29, 2012, 08:31:38 pm »
Coooooooooo Mon Ing Ur Land
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #742 on: February 29, 2012, 08:31:41 pm »
Why?

Because he played 120 minutes in a cup final 3 days ago..

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #743 on: February 29, 2012, 08:31:45 pm »
Young starts to dive and then realises what a twat he'd look

Never stopped him before.

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #744 on: February 29, 2012, 08:31:51 pm »
Gerrard's having a bit of a mare.

"that's why he shouldn't be captain" no doubt tomorrow

Gerrard needs to come off as he's played 120 mins the other day and we've got a massive Arsenal game on saturday noon
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #745 on: February 29, 2012, 08:31:59 pm »
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #746 on: February 29, 2012, 08:32:12 pm »
Why?

How about because no one gives a flying fuck about England and he has an important game against Arsenal on Saturday?

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #747 on: February 29, 2012, 08:32:14 pm »
First time I've noticed, but Baines has a lady run
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #748 on: February 29, 2012, 08:32:34 pm »
Thank fuck.

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #749 on: February 29, 2012, 08:32:35 pm »
Gerrard off. Thank fuck.

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #750 on: February 29, 2012, 08:32:35 pm »
O WHAT A FUCKING SHOCK, PEARCE YOU STUPID c*nt

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #751 on: February 29, 2012, 08:32:35 pm »
Gerrard off.  Good.

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #752 on: February 29, 2012, 08:32:46 pm »
If he's injured I'm going to go mental. Looks like he's got a knock, straight down tunnel. Great.

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #753 on: February 29, 2012, 08:32:48 pm »
Gerrard off, yes!

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #754 on: February 29, 2012, 08:32:48 pm »
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #755 on: February 29, 2012, 08:32:50 pm »
Best not be fucking injured. c*nts.
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #756 on: February 29, 2012, 08:32:51 pm »
Yeah fuck them off Stevie!

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #757 on: February 29, 2012, 08:32:54 pm »
Good stuff.
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #758 on: February 29, 2012, 08:32:56 pm »
well that was worth starting him.

glad he's off to be honest

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #759 on: February 29, 2012, 08:32:56 pm »
Awesome, well played Stevie... he's clearly fine.
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