Topic: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)

[Peabee]

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Wilfred Gnonto and his advisers are not sold on the idea of joining #Everton. [
@talkSPORT
]

I guess he’s in the 1% then.

[FiSh77]

How many players have turned them down already this summer they might be on for another record 

It's great to be associated with players of that calibre and shows intent, or some such bollocks...

[jacobs chains]

It's great to be associated with players of that calibre and shows intent, or some such bollocks...

I wonder if they've heard James Rodriguez is currently looking for a club. He fits all the requirements for an Everton signing, past it and free, with the emphasis on free.

[thaddeus]

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Wilfred Gnonto and his advisers are not sold on the idea of joining #Everton. [
@talkSPORT
]

I can't blame him.  It's weird when a player that's just gone through a relegation season then transfers to another club that in all likelihood is going to spend the season fighting relegation.  Neil Redfearn did it in the 90s with Barnsley, Charlton and Bradford in consecutive seasons but even he didn't risk going to Everton.

[So… Howard Philips]

Looks like they’ve put all of their effort into that signing alone too, none too clever.

That’s grossly unfair.

They were in the conversation for Bill Toure who responded by saying “Fuck off” and signing for Atalanta.

They are now hoping to complete a swap deal using Maupay for another striker. No doubt the club in question will also respond “Fuck off”.

[Peabee]

They’re having a rude awakening now. Finishing top or bottom-half makes a difference to who you can attract. Consecutive relegation battles makes it even harder I’m sure. They (the targets) will definitely be looking at the risk of playing lower league football next year.

[gerrardisgod]

Telling you, it’s blatant they end up with Chris Wood on loan.

[So… Howard Philips]

Telling you, it’s blatant they end up with Chris Wood on loan.

Or Weghorst.

[Kopenhagen]

In for another relegation battle this season - hard to see it any other way. One of these years it'll be their turn.

[Ghost Town]

Or Weghorst.

Woutison Park?

Mind you, would they accept him being as he touched the This is Anfield sign?

[A Red Abroad]

 

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXkJU0FD_Bk

[Peabee]

Woutison Park?

Mind you, would they accept him being as he touched the This is Anfield sign?

No chance, given red xmas baubles are a blue line for them.

[rob1966]

Not winning the Transfer window this season then?  Dyche out

[elsewhere]

Did Danjuma pose with their trophy cabinet yet?

[Flaccido Dongingo]

Did Danjuma pose with their trophy cabinet yet?

That's photoshopped, where's the cuckoo clock?

[bird_lfc]

"Leeds United, Sheffield United and Southampton have all made loan enquiries for Mason Holgate. One issue is his wages which automatically increase to £72,000 p/w this summer."

“One very famous football club said to me two or three days ago 'whenever we have a problem we say 'what would the Everton board do because they always get it right?” - Bill Kenwright, 2021

I always presumed this was a joke quote made up by someone on here. It’s actually legit?

[JRed]

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Wilfred Gnonto and his advisers are not sold on the idea of joining #Everton. [
@talkSPORT
]

Really? That’s surprising!

[JRed]

"Leeds United, Sheffield United and Southampton have all made loan enquiries for Mason Holgate. One issue is his wages which automatically increase to £72,000 p/w this summer."

“One very famous football club said to me two or three days ago 'whenever we have a problem we say 'what would the Everton board do because they always get it right?” - Bill Kenwright, 2021

£72k per week for that shit c*nt! No wonder football is fucked.

[So… Howard Philips]

£72k per week for that shit c*nt! No wonder football is fucked.

To be fair he did nearly trebuchet Firmino into the stands.

[disgraced cake]

Telling you, it’s blatant they end up with Chris Wood on loan.

I think it'll be Morelos.

[Flaccido Dongingo]

I think it'll be Morelos.

He'll instantly be better than every RS striker past or present.

[Vote For Pedro]

That's photoshopped, where's the cuckoo clock?

Yeah, and how many fingers does he have? Oh, that's just his actual hand

[disgraced cake]

He'll instantly be better than every RS striker past or present.

On a scale of 1 to 'He just gets it, lad', I think he may only be behind Big Dunc after netting twice and seeing four red cards in 24 appearances next season.

[[new username under construction]]

The Ev really struggling against Stoke, they look really bad

[Ghost Town]

The Ev really struggling against Stoke, they look really bad

And it's not even cold, or wet, or night, or Tuesday

[A Red Abroad]

And it's not even cold, or wet, or night, or Tuesday

 

[So… Howard Philips]

The Ev really struggling against Stoke, they look really bad

What’s the score?

And haven’t you got anything better to do?

Just checked Toffeeweb and 0-0. Young has been their best player  and Maupay has come on and a general fewm has commenced.

[[new username under construction]]

What’s the score?

And haven’t you got anything better to do?

i know! Seriously need my head checking!!! 0-0

Ev pretty much full strength and atrocious! movement crap, can't pass, struggling in defense, lots of last ditch legs in the way, no midfield, Maupay and Danjuma as bad as you can imagine

[disgraced cake]

Apparently they've not had a shot on target. In deep shit again aren't they. I worry about Luton and Sheffield United but then again I thought Fulham and Bournemouth were both 100% down last season at the start and that went differently. Think Burnley will be around the top of the bottom half.

I think they need to find a better striker than Calvert Lewin amongst a few others. Michael Keane will play more next season I think which is very encouraging.

[Skeeve]

They have? I thought it was half built with no funding in place to finish it?

With the amount of developments that don't get finished in the city, that makes them truer to the city than us since we get our building finished. 

[[new username under construction]]

Boooooom winner for Everton, totally worth the wait, not shite at all

[So… Howard Philips]

Boooooom winner for Everton, totally worth the wait, not shite at all

Unbeaten pre-season as well. What wonderful times we live in.

[Flaccido Dongingo]

Onana ist the scorer of the winning goal.

[A Red Abroad]

Unbeaten pre-season as well. What wonderful times we live in.

If you can't win the transfer window... you need to win the pre-season.

[[new username under construction]]

They are in big trouble though i think, so so bad

[A Red Abroad]

They are in big trouble though i think, so so bad

WORRYING TIMES ™

[moondog]

Not sure this is the year after that result, they are on the up.
Or on their uppers , or on uppers .
One of those anyway.

[Black Bull Nova]

Here's and early shout for Everton
Champions League qualification against all expectations

[Motty]

Telling you, it’s blatant they end up with Chris Wood on loan.

He's exactly their type of player and probably available for a loan or cheap,  along with Dyche it's definitely got the makings of dogs of war part 4

[MrGrumpy]

They’re gonna end up with Chris Wood on loan, aren’t they?

The late Victoria Wood would be an improvement on their current strikeforce, as would the Great Soprendo.