Topic: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)

[disgraced cake]

Would love to know what the no.5 says to him

"Hang on, why's Origi picking the fucking ball up?"

[Ghost Town]

"Hang on, why's Origi picking the fucking ball up?"

To stop them kicking off quickly and thus giving them less time to equalise. Sound thinking from Divock. The much maligned Divock. I blame Milner or whoever it was

[Garlicbread]

Roma want Calvert-Lewin on loan with an obligation to buy next summer.

[Gerry Attrick]

Roma want Calvert-Lewin on loan with an obligation to buy next summer.

I can only imagine some of the clobber he’ll be able to find in Rome.

[thaddeus]

I've only been away a week and they've missed out on Jonny Evans and Anthony Elanga.  Worrying times.

[Graeme]

Loan with an option to buy presumably so when he’s out injured for nearly the entire season they can ship him back at no cost.

[FiSh77]

Roma want Calvert-Lewin on loan with an obligation to buy next summer.

I reckon he's holding out for Milan fashion week to put a bid in

[Flaccido Dongingo]

Shit

[RedSince86]

Calvert whatever he's called has done nothing for about 3 seasons.

He had that purple patch season where everything he hit went in, other than before and after that purple patch he is utter shite and a sicknote to boot.

[only6times]

Calvert whatever he's called has done nothing for about 3 seasons.

He had that purple patch season where everything he hit went in, other than before and after that purple patch he is utter shite and a sicknote to boot.

The purple patch on the schoolgirl outfit was great though.

[Statto Red]

More hilarity by Pickford 3 days after that Origi injury time winner, Everton 2-0 up at home in the 94 minute vs Newcastle, drew 2-2 with Pickford trying to save the shot from behind his line

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zM2xfJLqZVk

Stop the video at 2.39 to see it in it's full glory.

[thaddeus]

Calvert whatever he's called has done nothing for about 3 seasons.

He had that purple patch season where everything he hit went in, other than before and after that purple patch he is utter shite and a sicknote to boot.

When he was strongly linked with Arsenal about a year ago Sky kept running a compilation of that purple patch.  They all count but I reckon he only knew where about half of those efforts on goal were heading, it looked like just a case of get something on the ball.  That was his Marcus Stewart season and it's never happening again.

[jacobs chains]

Calvert whatever he's called has done nothing for about 3 seasons.

He had that purple patch season where everything he hit went in, other than before and after that purple patch he is utter shite and a sicknote to boot.

In his whole career he's had about three months where he was scoring at a decent rate, but in fairness to him, he hasn't been fit for more than a couple of games at a time since.

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In his whole career he's had about three months where he was scoring at a decent rate, but in fairness to him, he hasn't been fit for more than a couple of games at a time since.

Maybe he just realized he was shit and had a plan to never play much again

[Terry de Niro]

Loan with an option to buy presumably so when he’s out injured too busy modeling woman's outfits for nearly the entire season they can ship him back at no cost.

[MrGrumpy]

Calvert whatever he's called has done nothing for about 3 seasons.

He had that purple patch season where everything he hit went in, other than before and after that purple patch he is utter shite and a sicknote to boot.

Ancelotti got a tune out of him but he’s been mostly injured since.

[Wigwamdelbert]

Ancelotti got a tune out of him but he’s been mostly injured since.

Tweaked his g-string?

[RedBec1993]

Anyone seen the bitters ripping how anfield looks on twitter. The nerve of them.

[sinnermichael]

Anyone seen the bitters ripping how anfield looks on twitter. The nerve of them.

To be fair, their own new stadium has just been finished.

[A Red Abroad]

To be fair, their own new stadium has just been finished.

 

[Nobby Reserve]

I've only been away a week and they've missed out on Jonny Evans and Anthony Elanga.  Worrying times.

Their target El Bilal Toure now agreed a move to Atalanta (reported to be a replacement for Hojlund, who's supposed to be joining Man U)

[gerrardisgod]

They’re gonna end up with Chris Wood on loan, aren’t they?

[Skeeve]

Anyone seen the bitters ripping how anfield looks on twitter. The nerve of them.

Mocking the way it has got built without bankrupting the club presumably?

[Nobby Reserve]

I so hope they end up having to sell and rent-back their new stadium.

(I'm still gutted they've actually achieved it)

[Schmidt]

I so hope they end up having to sell and rent-back their new stadium.

(I'm still gutted they've actually achieved it)

They have? I thought it was half built with no funding in place to finish it?

[rob1966]

I so hope they end up having to sell and rent-back their new stadium.

(I'm still gutted they've actually achieved it)

Only in the same way Valencia have built the Nou Mestella

[Solomon Grundy]

(I'm still gutted they've actually achieved it)

 They haven't, yet.

[LuverlyRita]

Anyone seen the bitters ripping how anfield looks on twitter. The nerve of them.

How it looks? Constructed with real bricks? A large Victorian Park as a back garden? A soon-to-be 61K capacity? An iconic image that  conjures up all of those great European nights and trophy presentations? A ground that will be offering up Premier League football for the foreseeable future?
They really are clutching at straws for one-up-manship if they think we'd swap Anfield for the significantly smaller BMD and aside from capacity, there are many reasons why. A few scratch-and-sniff pictures of BDM on a warm day would be a good starting point 

[disgraced cake]

"Leeds United, Sheffield United and Southampton have all made loan enquiries for Mason Holgate. One issue is his wages which automatically increase to £72,000 p/w this summer."

“One very famous football club said to me two or three days ago 'whenever we have a problem we say 'what would the Everton board do because they always get it right?” - Bill Kenwright, 2021

[only6times]

"Leeds United, Sheffield United and Southampton have all made loan enquiries for Mason Holgate. One issue is his wages which automatically increase to £72,000 p/w this summer."

“One very famous football club said to me two or three days ago 'whenever we have a problem we say 'what would the Everton board do because they always get it right?” - Bill Kenwright, 2021

Love it.

[So… Howard Philips]

"Leeds United, Sheffield United and Southampton have all made loan enquiries for Mason Holgate. One issue is his wages which automatically increase to £72,000 p/w this summer."

“One very famous football club said to me two or three days ago 'whenever we have a problem we say 'what would the Everton board do because they always get it right?” - Bill Kenwright, 2021

He’s shite. Wasn’t that long ago they were hoping City would pay £60m plus for him.

On the subject of wages one of the Toffeeweb sages was slagging of that “greedy bastard” Henderson ( Henderson got off quite likely compared to the roasting he’s been getting here) and bemoaning that the tax portion of his current weekly pay of £200,000 wouldn’t find its way into HMRC’s coffers.

They don’t realise that we will be still,paying high wages to current and new players so they? Economics not their strong point.

[Son of Spion]

Anyone seen the bitters ripping how anfield looks on twitter. The nerve of them.

I love how they have absolutely no self-awareness whatsoever. 

[JamesG L4]

Anyone seen the bitters ripping how anfield looks on twitter. The nerve of them.

To be fair on them, you can’t blame them. It’s scientific. Let me explain: they have suffered from sensory deprivation for decades, a form of torture that has left them unable to process their senses.

They even call themselves bitter, so that’s taste. Sight? They’ve been watching absolute shite for decades, if they don’t have a restricted view, that is. Sound? The vicious booing at half time has given most of them tinnitus.

The new stadium gives the final hurrah for the senses, a strong and deeply unpleasant smell of human shite.

It’s no wonder they can’t understand the majesty of Anfield, which delights each and every sense. Especially the sense of superiority.

I actually feel sorry for them trudging away from watching shite week after week, as now they have to smell what they are witnessing in some weird Americana 1950’s 4D travelling theme park experiment.

[zero zero]

To be fair on them, you can’t blame them. It’s scientific. Let me explain: they have suffered from sensory deprivation for decades, a form of torture that has left them unable to process their senses.

They even call themselves bitter, so that’s taste. Sight? They’ve been watching absolute shite for decades, if they don’t have a restricted view, that is. Sound? The vicious booing at half time has given most of them tinnitus.

The new stadium gives the final hurrah for the senses, a strong and deeply unpleasant smell of human shite.

It’s no wonder they can’t understand the majesty of Anfield, which delights each and every sense. Especially the sense of superiority.

I actually feel sorry for them trudging away from watching shite week after week, as now they have to smell what they are witnessing in some weird Americana 1950’s 4D travelling theme park experiment.

Very well reasoned. Love the bit in bold

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Wilfred Gnonto and his advisers are not sold on the idea of joining #Everton. [
@talkSPORT
]

[Ghost Town]

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Wilfred Gnonto and his advisers are not sold on the idea of joining #Everton. [
@talkSPORT
]

So that's a Gno then?

[lfc_col]

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Wilfred Gnonto and his advisers are not sold on the idea of joining #Everton. [
@talkSPORT
]

How many players have turned them down already this summer they might be on for another record 

[gerrardisgod]

Looks like they’ve put all of their effort into that signing alone too, none too clever.

[afc tukrish]

Looks like they’ve put all of their effort into that signing alone too, none too clever.

Unfortunate, sometimes players move gnonto other things…

[Flaccido Dongingo]

A pile of shit