Topic: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)

[Flaccido Dongingo]

I'm surprised it wasn't mentioned that Forest Green played Everton u-21s the other day, the big Dunc friendship Cup or something I'd imagine, naturally the Shite lost 1 nil.

[Peabee]

I'm surprised it wasn't mentioned that Forest Green played Everton u-21s the other day, the big Dunc friendship Cup or something I'd imagine, naturally the Shite lost 1 nil.

Hasn't he been sacked by Forest Green? 

[Flaccido Dongingo]

Hasn't he been sacked by Forest Green? 

Yes, but I'm sure the fraternal links are rock solid.

[Peabee]

Yes, but I'm sure the fraternal links are rock solid.

He'll probably end up back at Everton!

[jacobs chains]

I'm surprised it wasn't mentioned that Forest Green played Everton u-21s the other day, the big Dunc friendship Cup or something I'd imagine, naturally the Shite lost 1 nil.

Their preseason is as shite and dysfunctional as the rest of the club. They had two friendlies, Wigan and Tranmere, on the same day, splitting their already threadbare squad in two, a first team game and an u21 game. Dyche went to the u21 game, didn't manage just watched, and missed the senior team get a rare win.   

[Red Beret]

Tbf to Dyche, he knows the state of the first team so I don't blame him for combing through the u21s to see if there's anybody he can use, or at least sell.

They're facing the new season with an even weaker team than this time last year. And they could still lose players like Pickford last minute and not have the time or money to replace them.

[elbow]

Tbf to Dyche, he knows the state of the first team so I don't blame him for combing through the u21s to see if there's anybody he can use, or at least sell.

They're facing the new season with an even weaker team than this time last year. And they could still lose players like Pickford last minute and not have the time or money to replace them.

Pickford and the last minute you say?

[rob1966]

Pickford and the last minute you say?

[Red Beret]

Pickford and the last minute you say?

[4pool]

NBC had a little vignette on Liverpool for their Open coverage.

Talked about the ship building, then the industrial revolution, to the music and The Beatles, to sport and showed LFC in action, and back to the Open Championship.

Not one shot of the Blue team across the park. 

[rob1966]

NBC had a little vignette on Liverpool for their Open coverage.

Talked about the ship building, then the industrial revolution, to the music and The Beatles, to sport and showed LFC in action, and back to the Open Championship.

Not one shot of the Blue team across the park. 

As you know, its going worldwide, no-one outside the UK knows Everton is in Liverpool, so it's pointless mentioning them, it would just confuse the viewers

[lfc_col]

Tbf to Dyche, he knows the state of the first team so I don't blame him for combing through the u21s to see if there's anybody he can use, or at least sell.

They're facing the new season with an even weaker team than this time last year. And they could still lose players like Pickford last minute and not have the time or money to replace them.

Surprised that tom cannon hasn't been given a chance he scored a few goals for Preston last season sure he scored more than there leading scorer in the pl 

[ToneLa]

These're shite

That's it

[GreatEx]

As you know, its going worldwide, no-one outside the UK knows Everton is in Liverpool, so it's pointless mentioning them, it would just confuse the viewers

This is true you know, I was born in Liverpool and my family moved to Australia when I was 6 weeks old ... due to my birthplace I was always a nominal LFC fan but as a kid I was only interested in Aussie Rules, and my team was Carlton, the Navy Blues. It wasn't until I went to live in England at age 23 and befriended an Everton fan at work that I learned there was blue team from Liverpool ... well thank my lucky stars I didn't know that as a kid, because I surely would have chosen them!

[MrGrumpy]

Surprised that tom cannon hasn't been given a chance he scored a few goals for Preston last season sure he scored more than there leading scorer in the pl 

There are plenty of comedians in that team already.

[Wigwamdelbert]

This is true you know, I was born in Liverpool and my family moved to Australia when I was 6 weeks old ... due to my birthplace I was always a nominal LFC fan but as a kid I was only interested in Aussie Rules, and my team was Carlton, the Navy Blues. It wasn't until I went to live in England at age 23 and befriended an Everton fan at work that I learned there was blue team from Liverpool ... well thank my lucky stars I didn't know that as a kid, because I surely would have chosen them!

You don't choose the Ev, the Ev chooses you, like the Borg

[Red Beret]

You don't choose the Ev, the Ev chooses you, like the Boooooorg

[RMG]

I see they signed that lad on loan who knocked them back to go to Spurs on loan in January haha.

Called them a big club, yet they weren't big enough to get him last time.

[RedBec1993]

I reckon these will challenge for europe.

Young and Danjuma, they are two top, top signings.

[Fromola]

As you know, its going worldwide, no-one outside the UK knows Everton is in Liverpool, so it's pointless mentioning them, it would just confuse the viewers

A bit like Espanyol in Barcelona.

The original club and they didn't trademark the city name.

[disgraced cake]

Danjuma is 26 and has only scored 19 top flight league goals in his career, and his only two decent seasons are the one he had at Villarreal in 2021/22 and one with Bournemouth in the Championship. A lot of noise over an average player. Ashley fucking Young too.

I'm hoping we can get a couple more midfielders in because the way these are going it's looking like we'll lose the transfer window again, at least on Merseyside.

[Son of Spion]

A bit like Espanyol in Barcelona.

The original club and they didn't trademark the city name.

Small time thinking.

Ev'ton that.

[Nobby Reserve]

Danjuma is 26 and has only scored 19 top flight league goals in his career, and his only two decent seasons are the one he had at Villarreal in 2021/22 and one with Bournemouth in the Championship. A lot of noise over an average player. Ashley fucking Young too.

I'm hoping we can get a couple more midfielders in because the way these are going it's looking like we'll lose the transfer window again, at least on Merseyside.

[disgraced cake]

Loving Everton's business this summer - Here's an early prediction. Down with Luton and Sheffield United.

[afc tukrish]

Hands hairier than Szobo's legs...

[WhereAngelsPlay]

You'd need to be one shallow twat to think that there is worth fucking your best friend over for.

He's morphing into Arseface.

[I've been a good boy]

Ashley Young back in England? The birds must be fucking delighted, new place for them to shit.

[zero zero]

Loving Everton's business this summer - Here's an early prediction. Down with Luton and Sheffield United.

[Graeme]

You don't choose the Ev, the Ev chooses you, like the Borg

The Borg say they will  “add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own”.

Do Evertonians have biological and technological distinctiveness? I’m not so sure.

[Terry de Niro]

The Borg say they will  “add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own”.

Do Evertonians have biological and technological distinctiveness? I’m not so sure.

You need to ask the Bullens wall.

[Flaccido Dongingo]

Everton are shit

[A Red Abroad]

[Flaccido Dongingo]

Apparently they paid over €4m to loan that lad that turned them down.

[[new username under construction]]

Judging by the current friendly against Bolton, Everton might not actually score this season

[Peabee]

Relegated and having their first game at BMS in the championship. That’d be funny.

[Bobinhood]

I'll never get over the way he looks to the lino for offside   

[zero zero]

Would love to know what the no.5 says to him

[FiSh77]

Would love to know what the no.5 says to him

"What the fuck are you playing at yer short armed c*nt"?

[Lee-87]

Would love to know what the no.5 says to him

Pretty sure that was Kurt Zouma, so probably asking if his arms are long enough to lock his cat flap at night.

[Red Beret]

I'll never get over the way he looks to the lino for offside 

Will never forget watching this in the pub. The Bitter sitting behind us had been shouting bollocks like, "Cnut!" and "Break his legs!" all match (it's banter, innit?). Whole pub erupted when Origi scored and I turned round to see this Bitter bastard somehow collapsing in on himself, like he was getting sucked down a drain.

He got up a few moments later and went into the toilet. Presumably to lock himself in a cubicle and have a little cry.