I've had a few beers and i've got myself into a bit of trouble.
about 14 hours ago via web
Was phoning round all the local taxi firms, hoping to get a lass on the other end so I could do a bit of my patented phone flirting.
about 14 hours ago via web
Eventually got one. Rhonda was her name. I tried all my moves but the cow just wasn't biting. Decided i'd better bring out the big guns.
about 14 hours ago via web
Told her I'd like to make love to her "via the back door". "Right up the wrong 'un, Rhonda," I said. "Right up the bisuit aisle."
about 13 hours ago via web
Big Sam now plays the waiting game to see if she's got the balls to go to the cops, like she said.
about 13 hours ago via web