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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1160 on: April 7, 2020, 01:29:15 pm »
Joel Bats... :D

Too bad he wasn't playing for France in 1982, dab hand at saving penalties...
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1161 on: April 7, 2020, 01:34:35 pm »
Love the Matt Hancock panel, and Kyle Walker. ;D

Might be being thick here, who's the guy in pink pants meant to be?
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1162 on: April 7, 2020, 01:45:30 pm »
Love the Matt Hancock panel, and Kyle Walker. ;D

Might be being thick here, who's the guy in pink pants meant to be?

It's the Sunderland CEO from the new Sunderland Til I Die series on Netflix, who's apparently very David Brent-ish. (Haven't watched it myself)
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1163 on: April 7, 2020, 02:38:13 pm »
Return to form, loved the Sunderland references!

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1164 on: April 7, 2020, 07:37:53 pm »
It's the Sunderland CEO from the new Sunderland Til I Die series on Netflix, who's apparently very David Brent-ish. (Haven't watched it myself)
Ah thanks, it's on my watchlist.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1166 on: April 14, 2020, 01:26:03 pm »
Hodgson and Lewington as Ox and his missus :lmao
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1167 on: April 14, 2020, 02:08:38 pm »

Anyone else find Ray Lewington strangely alluring there? No?

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1168 on: April 14, 2020, 04:12:01 pm »
That (West Brom?) boiler mascot! ;D
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1171 on: April 21, 2020, 04:06:11 pm »
Brilliant!  :thumbup

Quite a sting in those barbs...
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1172 on: April 21, 2020, 09:18:20 pm »
Quite a sting in those barbs...
Very first panel sets the tone quite brilliantly :thumbup
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1173 on: April 22, 2020, 02:28:39 pm »
whew, no wonder comments are turned off on that one
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1174 on: April 22, 2020, 05:28:49 pm »
Fuck ME, ha ha! Ow. Ouch.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1177 on: April 30, 2020, 08:32:14 pm »
Keane as a lego figure there - and Fjřrtoft's caricature! Brilliant stuff that.... :lmao

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1178 on: April 30, 2020, 10:45:06 pm »
The John Moncur/Chief Wiggum bit :lmao
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1180 on: May 5, 2020, 11:50:32 am »
https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2020/may/05/david-squires-on-the-premier-league-and-project-restart
FUCKINELL DYIN LAFFIN ERE!!!!!!!! :lmao :lmao :lmao

Okay, it starts off in his wonderfully satirical, self-deprecatory way, then REALLY sticks the boot in (sorry) over the NHS gaslighting, with a couple of brilliant retro-footie references (Boris as Schumacher in the WC '82 - for you youngsters, it's this...

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/tGq7VcaHoqo" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/tGq7VcaHoqo</a>

.....then Hodgson v Klopp in Robot Wars - just truly hilarious stuff - finally ending with a wonderful dig at the Saudis over NUFC.

Enjoy! Genius level cartooning and biting satire. :wellin
« Last Edit: May 5, 2020, 11:53:31 am by 24/50 geek! »

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« Reply #1181 on: May 5, 2020, 12:00:16 pm »
Another brilliant one, laughing out loud here at some of it! Love the Robot Wars! ;D Great stuff on the NHS too.

Is the guy at the start and end meant to be the PL lion in PPE?
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1182 on: May 5, 2020, 12:17:51 pm »
Fucking hell :lmao

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1183 on: May 5, 2020, 12:20:14 pm »
Another brilliant one, laughing out loud here at some of it! Love the Robot Wars! ;D Great stuff on the NHS too.

Is the guy at the start and end meant to be the PL lion in PPE?

yes it is, he's got his facemask on in the logos on the oil rig too  8)

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« Reply #1184 on: May 5, 2020, 12:21:36 pm »
yes it is, he's got his facemask on in the logos on the oil rig too  8)

Good spot!
Rafa Benitez: "I'll always keep in my heart the good times I've had here, the strong and loyal support of the fans in the tough times and the love from Liverpool. I have no words to thank you enough for all these years and I am very proud to say that I was your manager. Thank you so much once more and always remember: You'll never walk alone."

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1185 on: May 5, 2020, 12:22:57 pm »
The Gunnersaurus as "The Thing", Boris as Schumacher and the facemask on the Premier League Lion  :lmao

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1186 on: May 5, 2020, 12:28:01 pm »
« Last Edit: May 5, 2020, 12:30:49 pm by Ray K »
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1187 on: May 5, 2020, 12:58:44 pm »
"Schumachering," yep, that's getting added to the lingo...
Since haste quite Schorsch, but Liverpool are genuine fight pigs...

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1188 on: May 5, 2020, 01:22:00 pm »
The Schumacher, robot Owl and references to The Thing are great

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1189 on: May 5, 2020, 01:25:07 pm »
The robot in Robocop is named ED-209.
Jurgen has named his version RED-209.  It's always the little things.
Roboklopp :wave

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1190 on: May 5, 2020, 01:35:17 pm »
Roboklopp :wave
Roboklopp has Bobby Firmino's teeth by the look of it.  And he's wearing Jurgen's baseball cap, which I've just noticed  :D
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1191 on: May 5, 2020, 01:49:09 pm »
Jose posing in the Antarctic, and Pep doing the V sign (really want this to be a "twice" hint!) are great too.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1192 on: May 5, 2020, 06:37:34 pm »
i throw around words like genius anytime someone makes a halfway decent grilled cheese, but good god this guy is a genius
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1193 on: May 6, 2020, 01:00:54 am »
Not bad
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1194 on: May 6, 2020, 12:46:34 pm »
Who's the one just wearing a shirt?
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1195 on: May 6, 2020, 12:57:07 pm »
Who's the one just wearing a shirt?

I think its duncan ferguson. Tall, got his top button undone and tie loose, sleeves rolled up, got his special watch on.

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« Reply #1196 on: May 6, 2020, 01:13:28 pm »
I think its duncan ferguson. Tall, got his top button undone and tie loose, sleeves rolled up, got his special watch on.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1197 on: May 6, 2020, 01:37:35 pm »
Roboklopp has Bobby Firmino's teeth by the look of it.  And he's wearing Jurgen's baseball cap, which I've just noticed  :D

Klopp’s teeth, I imagine.

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