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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1040 on: January 28, 2020, 11:23:18 pm »
If you didn’t laugh, you’re taking football too seriously.

We have no probs laughing as he spears other teams week in, week out.

Especially with the #ThisMeansLess jab...

The whole top-down nature of the #ThisMeansMore thing is kind of rah-rah uber-trendy as it is...

I thought it was quite funny, and ultimately pretty accurate...
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1041 on: January 29, 2020, 08:12:07 am »
Especially with the #ThisMeansLess jab...

The whole top-down nature of the #ThisMeansMore thing is kind of rah-rah uber-trendy as it is...

I thought it was quite funny, and ultimately pretty accurate...

I agree, always disliked that slogan since it popped up.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1042 on: January 29, 2020, 08:14:12 am »
Hodgson in Klopp gear looks like Jonathan King.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1043 on: January 29, 2020, 09:26:39 am »
Especially with the #ThisMeansLess jab...

The whole top-down nature of the #ThisMeansMore thing is kind of rah-rah uber-trendy as it is...

I thought it was quite funny, and ultimately pretty accurate...

Yeah. To be honest, the club (and fans too) sometimes make me cringe - and that campaign is a perfect example, along with ‘rise up’ and ‘hold nothing back’. Doesn’t make me less of a fan or anything. You have to be able to laugh at yourself from time to time.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1044 on: January 29, 2020, 01:31:04 pm »
Yeah. To be honest, the club (and fans too) sometimes make me cringe - and that campaign is a perfect example, along with ‘rise up’ and ‘hold nothing back’. Doesn’t make me less of a fan or anything. You have to be able to laugh at yourself from time to time.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1045 on: January 29, 2020, 01:37:10 pm »
Especially with the #ThisMeansLess jab...

The whole top-down nature of the #ThisMeansMore thing is kind of rah-rah uber-trendy as it is...

I thought it was quite funny, and ultimately pretty accurate...

Exactly! I'm actually honestly surprised people outside of our support even know that slogan exists.

It's totally fair enough having a jab at that, I think, and the way he did it is really witty.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1046 on: January 29, 2020, 01:41:14 pm »
Exactly. It's like South Park, it only works if everyone is fair game and whatever your view of Klopp's decision this week, it is open to piss-taking. It's not his job to conduct a thorough journalistic review of the LFC vs PL vs FA situation, he's a cartoonist gently taking the piss out of us.

If you're a big club you're a big target. The guy is a Swindon Town fan. Not at all surprising that he would share the view of many small clubs which is deeply unsympathetic to our position given the disparity in size and resources between ourselves and clubs in League One or League Two.
The difference is Klopp played his whole career in the lower leagues and also managed in them. He has been consistent in calling out all organisations for being too greedy whether that is Uefa, the FA or the Premier League.

Its bullshit that people can't respect players health just because they earn loads of money.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1047 on: January 29, 2020, 02:06:16 pm »
What's the story behind the Owl clones and Klopp?

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1048 on: January 29, 2020, 02:26:55 pm »
What's the story behind the Owl clones and Klopp?

Think it's from this one, Roy dresses up as Klopp for the Cup game vs Villa:

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2019/dec/17/david-squires-on-liverpool-and-a-potted-history-of-the-club-world-cup

Might be mentioned earlier though?

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1049 on: January 31, 2020, 03:30:52 am »
Might get a tattoo of that last frame

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1050 on: January 31, 2020, 05:18:28 am »
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1052 on: February 4, 2020, 12:38:22 pm »
That's exceptional.

Every frame is a work of art, the Joachim Löw and Ronald Koeman one is sublime.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1053 on: February 4, 2020, 12:45:14 pm »
That's his best one for months.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1054 on: February 4, 2020, 01:13:04 pm »
"Sorry Scotland, Wales and Other"
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1055 on: February 4, 2020, 01:16:42 pm »
I love subtle little references that i can spot

like shiltons jumper designed like the euro 88 keeper jersey
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1056 on: February 4, 2020, 03:05:10 pm »
The whole piece is a reference to English nationalism and English exceptionalism: Francois in chainmail; the notion that there’s a comeback in the offing for Jim Davidson now casual racism is back; Johnson taking orders from Cummings. Just brilliant.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1057 on: February 4, 2020, 03:08:50 pm »
i love it when he does politics  ;D

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1058 on: February 4, 2020, 04:46:19 pm »
Brilliant.  Love the panel with Morgan and Neil doing their Mourinho reaction  ;D ;D

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1059 on: February 5, 2020, 12:47:07 am »
"Sorry Scotland, Wales and Other"

Genius.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1060 on: February 5, 2020, 01:09:18 am »
Brilliant.  Love the panel with Morgan and Neil doing their Mourinho reaction  ;D ;D

Yep. Brilliant

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1061 on: February 5, 2020, 08:55:08 pm »
New one

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2020/feb/04/david-squires-on-what-football-can-expect-in-the-aftermath-of-brexit
I'm not usually a huge fan of his comic strips but that one is excellent.  Maybe one for the political thread but the graffitied house in the 'rule nostalgia!' frame is spot on.  My pet peeve is people getting all misty eyed over those "simpler times" when they were utterly shit for a lot of us.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1062 on: February 11, 2020, 11:29:11 am »
Ahh the new one is boss as well! All about the winter break  :D Milner is in it! His daughter  ;D ;D

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2020/feb/11/david-squires-on-the-trouble-with-the-premier-league-winter-break

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1063 on: February 11, 2020, 12:05:08 pm »
The Milner one is brilliant

excellent this week as usual
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1064 on: February 11, 2020, 03:38:52 pm »
Duncan Ferguson is hypnotising
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1065 on: February 11, 2020, 04:07:35 pm »
Laughed out loud at the Dyche panel  ;D ;D

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1066 on: February 11, 2020, 10:21:24 pm »
Duncan Ferguson is hypnotising

Yeah, juxtaposed with Carlo's eyebrow, they're a comic artist's dream.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1067 on: February 11, 2020, 11:01:02 pm »
I like that the Premier League lion in the first panel has a knotted hankie on his head and is wearing sunglasses.

I also West Ham's white elephant.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1068 on: February 11, 2020, 11:15:06 pm »
Love the Hodgson and Potter bit.  "Mod Boy" ;D

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1069 on: February 12, 2020, 05:54:31 am »
Honestly finding his whole "The Premier League are prima donnas" / "The EPL clubs are the real heart and soul of football, no matter how ineptly they are run" shtick to be getting tiresome at the stage. It's very fucking Daily Mail.

That said but Roy the Rocker and Dyche screaming at the universe are excellent.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1071 on: February 16, 2020, 12:02:38 am »
Next week's should be good if he does some stuff on City.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1072 on: February 16, 2020, 08:44:21 am »
He could do one about all the media pundits and fat journalist hacks who are defending City.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1073 on: February 16, 2020, 09:00:43 am »
He could do one about all the media pundits and fat journalist hacks who are defending City.

And continue the theme of sports washing.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1075 on: February 16, 2020, 11:32:21 am »
Oh ffs, typical! Probably been paid off by City! [emoji14]
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1076 on: February 18, 2020, 10:42:58 am »

'David Squires on … the 33rd anniversary of England's glorious 4-2 win in Spain':-

Our cartoonist on staying up for Sportsnight, some classic Gary Lineker self-deprecation and a woeful slice from Steve Hodge

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2020/feb/18/david-squires-on-the-33rd-anniversary-of-england-glorious-4-2-win-in-spain



90 second highlights of the Spain vs England game...

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1077 on: February 18, 2020, 11:03:42 am »
Why not City??

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1079 on: February 18, 2020, 11:29:18 am »
He's on holiday mate.

https://twitter.com/squires_david - or to more precise... https://twitter.com/squires_david/status/1228568525494636544

Mmm, suppose today's one was one he prepared earlier...