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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st - 3rd September
« Reply #40 on: September 1, 2023, 09:19:11 pm »
Will Luton get more than 15 points?

My guess is no. And yet they’ll only get relegated on the final day.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st - 3rd September
« Reply #41 on: September 1, 2023, 09:21:18 pm »
To me, it's mad that Ross Barclay till looks like a young lad, he's been around for donkeys years and should look like an arl fella now :)

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st - 3rd September
« Reply #42 on: September 1, 2023, 09:21:46 pm »
Will Luton get more than 15 points?

Will Everton get more points than Luton?
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st - 3rd September
« Reply #43 on: September 1, 2023, 09:23:18 pm »
To me, it's mad that Ross Barclay till looks like a young lad, he's been around for donkeys years and should look like an arl fella now :)
He’s looking more like Christopher Maloney with every year.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st - 3rd September
« Reply #44 on: September 1, 2023, 09:26:48 pm »
Luton’s ground looks like a throwback to the 70s.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st - 3rd September
« Reply #45 on: September 1, 2023, 09:28:40 pm »
This is so boring.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st - 3rd September
« Reply #46 on: September 1, 2023, 09:30:13 pm »
Did Chong used to be at United?

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st - 3rd September
« Reply #47 on: September 1, 2023, 09:30:25 pm »
Future generations are going to look back to this era of football and ask 'granddad, how the hell did Luton make it to the Premier League?'
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st - 3rd September
« Reply #48 on: September 1, 2023, 09:30:59 pm »
Did Chong used to be at United?

He did
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st - 3rd September
« Reply #49 on: September 1, 2023, 09:31:13 pm »
Luton’s ground looks like a throwback to the 70s.

Getting a bit more than we bargained for every time there’s a corner, wtf is the camera man up to 😂

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st - 3rd September
« Reply #50 on: September 1, 2023, 09:32:46 pm »

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st - 3rd September
« Reply #51 on: September 1, 2023, 09:35:09 pm »
Luton will be lucky to get a point all season. They're abysmal.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st - 3rd September
« Reply #52 on: September 1, 2023, 09:36:09 pm »
Jesus that Chong is useless. He was highly rated as a Youth at the Manx’s wasn’t he?

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st - 3rd September
« Reply #53 on: September 1, 2023, 09:36:50 pm »
What’s going on with Danny Ings head there?
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st - 3rd September
« Reply #54 on: September 1, 2023, 09:38:00 pm »
Jesus that Chong is useless. He was highly rated as a Youth at the Manx’s wasn’t he?

Is he the one that came on as a sub against us and then tried to break a few legs?
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st - 3rd September
« Reply #55 on: September 1, 2023, 09:38:45 pm »
Is he the one that came on as a sub against us and then tried to break a few legs?

that was Hannibal Mejbri (who is still with them).

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st - 3rd September
« Reply #56 on: September 1, 2023, 09:38:52 pm »
Is he the one that came on as a sub against us and then tried to break a few legs?

That was Hannibal

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st - 3rd September
« Reply #57 on: September 1, 2023, 09:38:55 pm »
What’s going on with Danny Ings head there?

Looks like he's had a hair transplant

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st - 3rd September
« Reply #58 on: September 1, 2023, 09:40:42 pm »
Jesus that Chong is useless. He was highly rated as a Youth at the Manx’s wasn’t he?

Everyone's highly rated as a youth at that shower.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st - 3rd September
« Reply #59 on: September 1, 2023, 09:40:43 pm »
Is he the one that came on as a sub against us and then tried to break a few legs?

I remember that other lad with the big hair doing that for Leicester. Choudhury.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st - 3rd September
« Reply #60 on: September 1, 2023, 09:41:11 pm »
that was Hannibal Mejbri (who is still with them).

Ah, thanks. Both have “big” hair.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st - 3rd September
« Reply #61 on: September 1, 2023, 09:42:50 pm »
Tierney is awful
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st - 3rd September
« Reply #62 on: September 1, 2023, 09:43:26 pm »
Should've been a corner at the other end

Tierney .....
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st - 3rd September
« Reply #63 on: September 1, 2023, 09:44:09 pm »
That’s why I wanted us to get Ward Prowse as an option. Incredible set pieces.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st - 3rd September
« Reply #64 on: September 1, 2023, 09:45:25 pm »
Jesus that Chong is useless. He was highly rated as a Youth at the Manx’s wasn’t he?

He’s no Ravel Morrison that’s for sure.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st - 3rd September
« Reply #65 on: September 1, 2023, 09:46:24 pm »
15 points was optimistic. I think Luton will do well to break the 10 point barrier.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st - 3rd September
« Reply #66 on: September 1, 2023, 09:46:55 pm »
No mention of Tierney fucking up the Luton corner on commentary. Imagine the narrative had we finally got a decision like that? Lol

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st - 3rd September
« Reply #67 on: September 1, 2023, 09:47:41 pm »
That’s why I wanted us to get Ward Prowse as an option. Incredible set pieces.
Have you seen Szoboszlia's corners?
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st - 3rd September
« Reply #68 on: September 1, 2023, 09:48:27 pm »
Absolutely used that second half for a nap.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st - 3rd September
« Reply #69 on: September 1, 2023, 09:49:51 pm »
I think Luton could rival 07/08 Derby for the worst team in PL history. Don't think they have a single player good enough for the league.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st - 3rd September
« Reply #70 on: September 1, 2023, 09:51:11 pm »
Oh hello

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st - 3rd September
« Reply #71 on: September 1, 2023, 09:51:26 pm »
1-2 Luton score.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st - 3rd September
« Reply #72 on: September 1, 2023, 09:53:54 pm »
Seen them given
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st - 3rd September
« Reply #73 on: September 1, 2023, 09:53:54 pm »
How's that not a penalty
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st - 3rd September
« Reply #74 on: September 1, 2023, 09:54:01 pm »
Oh come on.

That's a clear handball.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st - 3rd September
« Reply #75 on: September 1, 2023, 09:54:09 pm »
Should have been a pen that.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st - 3rd September
« Reply #76 on: September 1, 2023, 09:54:12 pm »
Surely that's handball

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st - 3rd September
« Reply #77 on: September 1, 2023, 09:54:18 pm »
Baffled what is and isn't a pen these days. I honestly have no idea.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st - 3rd September
« Reply #78 on: September 1, 2023, 09:54:21 pm »
That’s a pen

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st - 3rd September
« Reply #79 on: September 1, 2023, 09:54:33 pm »
It’s that fucking moron we had reffing us last weekend who is on VAR
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