SATURDAY 27TH APRIL
Free Stadium Spongers V Liverpool 12:30 TNT SPORTS
Posh Tory Twats V London wankers 15:00
PGMOL V Pies, Pies and More pies 15:00
Saudi Arabia V A dazed sheep on Snake Pass 15:00
Alright innit, tara for a bit V Scruffy Southerners 15:00
DVD Out Next Week V Boring 17:30 skysports
Nothing bus wankers V The Conservative Party 20:00 TNT SPORTS
SUNDAY 28TH APRIL
Southcoast conkers V Southcoast wonkers 14:00
Cockney Tossers V More Cockney Tossers 14:00 skysports
Bent Manc butterers V Abu Dhabi 16:30 skysports