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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10280 on: February 12, 2014, 10:31:01 pm »
This twats hurting:


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Nights like this are why it's written in the stars for them to finish 4th.
 They are too Jammy for words.
Given that they have renewed their pact with the devil this season, at this point I'd be happy if they only finished 4th! Don't rule that shower of ****e having more jammy f****n results like this before the season's out. Having watched both Arsenal and Chelsea over the last two days I'm hardly convinced that they will keep the gap between themselves and the RS to the end of the season.



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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10281 on: February 12, 2014, 10:31:33 pm »
I would've loved to of seen their faces when Gerrard scored that penalty. ;D

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10282 on: February 12, 2014, 10:33:12 pm »
This twats hurting:


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Nights like this are why it's written in the stars for them to finish 4th.
 They are too Jammy for words.
Given that they have renewed their pact with the devil this season, at this point I'd be happy if they only finished 4th! Don't rule that shower of ****e having more jammy f****n results like this before the season's out. Having watched both Arsenal and Chelsea over the last two days I'm hardly convinced that they will keep the gap between themselves and the RS to the end of the season.


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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10283 on: February 12, 2014, 10:37:20 pm »
8 points  :wave

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10284 on: February 12, 2014, 10:40:25 pm »
Quote from:  a bitter
Made to look like a tit today with my efforts to get to the match from work, for it to be postponed. Meanwhile the armchair Kopites in work who've obviously had a lovely time in the alehouse all night for minimal effort as usual.
They'll be laughing their heads off at me tomorrow.

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10285 on: February 12, 2014, 10:47:26 pm »
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10286 on: February 12, 2014, 10:57:52 pm »


Unlucky bastard.

Still had a fucking restricted view if the game had been on :P

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10287 on: February 12, 2014, 11:26:35 pm »


This guy was pictured chatting with Martinez and Baines later on. Despite the rivalry I struggle to see Everton as anything but a very classy club. We've seen it ourselves over the years with their support of Hillsborough memorials and services and the fight for justice. I don't like them but I do respect them.

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10288 on: February 12, 2014, 11:29:22 pm »
Feel sorry for the guy but I can't stop laughing at him. I'm sure if Everton could afford to fly him back out for a match in the future, they would. :D

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10289 on: February 12, 2014, 11:32:38 pm »
Feel sorry for the guy but I can't stop laughing at him. I'm sure if Everton could afford to fly him back out for a match in the future, they would. :D

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10290 on: February 12, 2014, 11:34:32 pm »
8 points  :wave
And next up Chelsea away. Actually hope they get something there though
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10291 on: February 12, 2014, 11:38:57 pm »
He probably only came for the kisscam, free yoyos and lollipops. I'm sure they'll sort him out
He bought a 3330(it's got WAP ya'know) over in Malaysia and got the whole trip for free

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10292 on: February 12, 2014, 11:39:52 pm »
Hello down there!! Hope you boys can do us a favour v Chelsea though I'm already guessing theres 10s and 10s of "shall we lose deliberately" posts appearing on your forums.

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10293 on: February 12, 2014, 11:40:07 pm »
And next up Chelsea away. Actually hope they get something there though

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4th is the least of our worries we've gone from being 2 behind them to potentially being 11 by next weekend. If we take points off Chelsea we're practically handing the title to Liverpool. People keep going on about an implosion but they were top after a quarter of the season, top at half way and are 4 points off at 3/4. Their brand of counter attacking, penalty inducing, set piece reliant long ball football works against those sides in the league like us who reckon we're Barcelona and have our centrebacks on their halfway line. All we can do is hope for a spurs like collapse from them, or hope that someone like chelsea wins out.

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10294 on: February 12, 2014, 11:40:35 pm »
And next up Chelsea away. Actually hope they get something there though
They don't.
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10296 on: February 12, 2014, 11:41:09 pm »

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10297 on: February 12, 2014, 11:41:13 pm »


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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10298 on: February 12, 2014, 11:48:31 pm »
Feel sorry for the guy but I can't stop laughing at him. I'm sure if Everton could afford to fly him back out for a match in the future, they would. :D

Their over eager promo team will be working all through the night for a cheesie angle to spin on this one. Maybe they could fly him in for the next home match, dress him up as the toffee lady and have him chuck all those wasted lollipops and yoyos into the crowd. Or fire him out the unused valentines t-shirt cannon .

Or play him up front.    ;D

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10299 on: February 12, 2014, 11:51:32 pm »


The epitome of their fans: small time dickheads.
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10300 on: February 12, 2014, 11:56:01 pm »
This guy was pictured chatting with Martinez and Baines later on. Despite the rivalry I struggle to see Everton as anything but a very classy club. We've seen it ourselves over the years with their support of Hillsborough memorials and services and the fight for justice. I don't like them but I do respect them.

To be fair, it's the few thousand bitter rabid fucking mongrels they've got following them who make me want to blow my fucking top. I know loads of sound blues, but their forums are populated by knuckle dragging, delusional, nasty, hypocritical, bitter gobshites, who can't even bring themselves to say the name of the city they live in (Rhyl) who will use anything to have a go at us, resorting to the worse possible depths, with ideas above their fucking station. Who all come from County Road and who all go the match. You don't have to win to be winners. You don't have to sell all your tickets to have a full house. You don't have to go the match to go the match. You don't have to live on County Road to live on County Road. You don't have to be Barcelona to be Barcelona. Et fucking cetera, ad nauseam. Fucking dickheads.
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10301 on: February 12, 2014, 11:57:06 pm »
To be fair, it's the few thousand bitter rabid fucking mongrels they've got following them who make me want to blow my fucking top. I know loads of sound blues, but their forums are populated by knuckle dragging, delusional, nasty, hypocritical, bitter gobshites, who can't even bring themselves to say the name of the city they live in (Rhyl) who will use anything to have a go at us, resorting to the worse possible depths, with ideas above their fucking station. Who all come from County Road and who all go the match. You don't have to win to be winners. You don't have to sell all your tickets to have a full house. You don't have to go the match to go the match. You don't have to live on County Road to live on County Road. You don't have to be Barcelona to be Barcelona. Et fucking cetera, ad nauseam. Fucking dickheads.

Spot on.

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10302 on: February 12, 2014, 11:57:25 pm »
Their over eager promo team will be working all through the night for a cheesie angle to spin on this one. Maybe they could fly him in for the next home match, dress him up as the toffee lady and have him chuck all those wasted lollipops and yoyos into the crowd. Or fire him out the unused valentines t-shirt cannon .

Or play him up front.    ;D

Wait until next season and they can use some of the Barkley money to fly him over.
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10303 on: February 12, 2014, 11:58:41 pm »
Wait until next season and they can use some of the Barkley money to fly him over.

Bill should use that money to fix that shithole of a stadium.

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10304 on: February 13, 2014, 12:00:24 am »
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10305 on: February 13, 2014, 12:02:09 am »
To be fair, it's the few thousand bitter rabid fucking mongrels they've got following them who make me want to blow my fucking top. I know loads of sound blues, but their forums are populated by knuckle dragging, delusional, nasty, hypocritical, bitter gobshites, who can't even bring themselves to say the name of the city they live in (Rhyl) who will use anything to have a go at us, resorting to the worse possible depths, with ideas above their fucking station. Who all come from County Road and who all go the match. You don't have to win to be winners. You don't have to sell all your tickets to have a full house. You don't have to go the match to go the match. You don't have to live on County Road to live on County Road. You don't have to be Barcelona to be Barcelona. Et fucking cetera, ad nauseam. Fucking dickheads.

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10306 on: February 13, 2014, 12:02:21 am »
Unlucky bastard.

Still had a fucking restricted view if the game had been on :P

Those are considered to be premium seating at their place aren't they or was that just during the Moyes era?  ;D

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10307 on: February 13, 2014, 12:05:23 am »
Bill should use that money to fix that shithole of a stadium.

The weather this evening did 10's of pounds worth of damage, so they will need to take out a mortgage to pay for that.

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10308 on: February 13, 2014, 12:06:24 am »
To be fair a corpse usually rises up to the surface for a while but it always ends up sinking again after a time.
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10309 on: February 13, 2014, 12:09:38 am »

I bet Bill's already gone through that Malaysian's pockets to see if he's got enough money to buy the club. Let's face it, nobody in their right mind would come all that way to watch them play.  ;D

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10310 on: February 13, 2014, 12:37:58 am »
Bill will probably claim that the bloke had links to Vincent Tan and was part of a consortium interested in buying the club, just so he can keep up the facade that he's looking to sell Everton.
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10311 on: February 13, 2014, 12:47:27 am »
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10312 on: February 13, 2014, 05:55:23 am »
What a terrible evening of football for them. I'm sorry but...MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10313 on: February 13, 2014, 08:17:16 am »
The weather this evening did 10's of pounds worth of damage, so they will need to take out a mortgage to pay for that.
The damage was to houses on Goodison Road not to the Stadium (unfortunately)
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10314 on: February 13, 2014, 10:35:26 am »
Still feel sorry for him? He's just like all the other dickheads.

I laughed when I saw that his first name was Richard and his surname was Wee.

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10315 on: February 13, 2014, 10:46:02 am »
His name is Richard Wee, supports Everton and flew across the world to see them only for the match to get postponed. The guy has no luck in life

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10316 on: February 13, 2014, 11:30:20 am »
Did they blame us for their game getting called off?  ;D
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10317 on: February 13, 2014, 11:41:31 am »
His name is Richard Wee, supports Everton and flew across the world to see them only for the match to get postponed. The guy has no luck in life

To be fair, would you rather meet Brendan Rodgers and Steven Gerrard, or watch us play a Tony Pulis side?

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10318 on: February 13, 2014, 11:44:30 am »
His name is Richard Wee, supports Everton and flew across the world to see them only for the match to get postponed. The guy has no luck in life
His name would be Dicky Piss, over here. How even more unlucky is that.
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10319 on: February 13, 2014, 11:49:25 am »
They are shitting themselves big time at the thought of us winning the league  ;D
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