Topic: Spurs: fucking useless

[Skeeve]

Sarcasm?

How often do you see the term masterclass applied to another side that nicks a result after parking the bus then?

[Butter Keks]

Out of the realistic sides who I think could still get top 4 I'd rather see these or Wolves get it. Not sure either are consistent enough to do it though.

[Titi Camara]

[Desert Red Fox]

https://twitter.com/FutbolBible/status/1224044160681947136?s=20

 

the way he goes from 0 to 100 is amazing

[Lone Star Red]

How often do you see the term masterclass applied to another side that nicks a result after parking the bus then?

To be honest, I agree with you. Was just absolutely loving the smash and grab that Spurs pulled off and how much Mourinho loves getting those 3 points on Pep.

[Schmidt]

 

[afc tukrish]

Free cheese is on the way, Schmidty...

[gazzalfc]

Son becoming a proper Mourinho style player. Loads of little shithouse tackles, diving and trying to get players booked

[CraigDS]

Son becoming a proper Mourinho style player. Loads of little shithouse tackles, diving and trying to get players booked

He’s always done all of that to be honest.

[Dim Glas]

Son becoming a proper Mourinho style player. Loads of little shithouse tackles, diving and trying to get players booked

Son has been one of the snidiest players in the league for a while, he learnt the dark arts from Pochetinno, he didn't need Mourinho to teach him. Diving has been his particular forte for a whole, as has the crying and feigning injury he does when he gets breathed on, to get players booked.

Gotta admire him though, somehow he's managed to hoodwink a whole generation of fans into thinking he's this nice lad who plays fairly 

[Kekule]

A few murmurings of Kane being back for the last two games of the season.  I presume it's coming from Kane himself purely because he wants to play in the Euros and knows he's unlikely to be picked if he's not been playing at all. 

I can't imagine Spurs will be that desperate to rush him back, surely it's better for them if he gives himself a longer recovery period and starts fresh next season?  Two games at the end is neither here nor there to them, regardless of what they're playing for by that stage. It'll take him that longer than that to get back to full match fitness.

[CraigDS]

A few murmurings of Kane being back for the last two games of the season.  I presume it's coming from Kane himself purely because he wants to play in the Euros and knows he's unlikely to be picked if he's not been playing at all. 

I can't imagine Spurs will be that desperate to rush him back, surely it's better for them if he gives himself a longer recovery period and starts fresh next season?  Two games at the end is neither here nor there to them, regardless of what they're playing for by that stage. It'll take him that longer than that to get back to full match fitness.

Came from Mourinho I think.

[FiSh77]

Son has been one of the snidiest players in the league for a while, he learnt the dark arts from Pochetinno, he didn't need Mourinho to teach him. Diving has been his particular forte for a whole, as has the crying and feigning injury he does when he gets breathed on, to get players booked.

Gotta admire him though, somehow he's managed to hoodwink a whole generation of fans into thinking he's this nice lad who plays fairly 

And would be great in a Klopp side

[Morgana]

What's going on with Delle Alli? Twitter blasting him for being racist; SSN has him on a loop apologising for offending Chinese people over corona virus. Surely he cannot be that stupid. I want to see that video.

[El Lobo]

In his apology video he apologies on behalf of...himself

[gerrardisgod]

The whole apology video looks so insincere, like he’s trying not to smirk all the way through.

[JC the Messiah]

What's going on with Delle Alli? Twitter blasting him for being racist; SSN has him on a loop apologising for offending Chinese people over corona virus. Surely he cannot be that stupid. I want to see that video.

Quick search on Google:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/dele-alli-issues-apology-after-21464201

[Morgana]

In his apology video he apologies on behalf of...himself

Fuckwit.

[Morgana]

Quick search on Google:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/dele-alli-issues-apology-after-21464201

No sign of the original offending video though. Lucky he deleted it before anyone could capture and immortalise him being a dickhead. I always want to see things first hand before accusing someone of racism. But the reports are shocking enough, I guess. And yes, he does look really insincere in the apology video, as one poster above said.

[CraigDS]

You can see it here.. https://www.rt.com/sport/480442-dele-alli-coronavirus-video/

[JC the Messiah]

No sign of the offending though. I always want to see things first hand before accusing someone of racism. But the reports are shocking enough, I guess. And yes, he does look really insincere in the apology video, as one poster above said.

There's a link to the video on that page.

[Boaty McBoatface]

No sign of the offending though. I always want to see things first hand before accusing someone of racism. But the reports are shocking enough, I guess. And yes, he does look really insincere in the apology video, as one poster above said.

Put it this way, if during the ebola outbreak you just filmed a random black man and said "ebola's not getting me!" would that be racist?

[Morgana]

You can see it here.. https://www.rt.com/sport/480442-dele-alli-coronavirus-video/

oh wow. Definitely a knobhead. And he comes across so smug and superior here. I hope Southgate leaves him at home for the Euros. Don't want Joe/Hendo/Trent fraternizing with that fuckwit.

[LovelyCushionedHeader]

Some footballers live in a bubble from the age of about 8 and still seem to think they are 8 when they are in their mid-20s. Lingard is another prime example. How stupid do you have to be to not only make these "jokes" but then think its a good idea to post them to hundreds of thousands of followers?

He will no doubt get a one match ban Bernardo Silva style.

[deFacto please, you bastards]

what a c*nt

[fudge]

Oh young footballer acts like bit of a dickhead. Nothing to see here , i think the biggest problem is its just not very funny

[deFacto please, you bastards]

Oh young footballer acts like bit of a dickhead. Nothing to see here , i think the biggest problem is its just not very funny

No the biggest problem is that it's a racist thing to do.

[newterp]

While we are excited to throw stones in our glass house - Harvey Elliot got in trouble for using a slur to describe Harry Kane that was very offensive to mentally handicapped individuals.

This isn’t a surprise that athletes (other celebs etc) make these jokes - they are pretty coddled and usually think it’s innocuous until called out. It’s not right of course, but it happens.

[CraigDS]

While we are excited to throw stones in our glass house - Harvey Elliot got in trouble for using a slur to describe Harry Kane that was very offensive to mentally handicapped individuals.

This isn’t a surprise that athletes (other celebs etc) make these jokes - they are pretty coddled and usually think it’s innocuous until called out. It’s not right of course, but it happens.

Elliot was a 15 year old kid. Alli is a near 24 yr old adult.

[newterp]

Elliot was a 15 year old kid. Alli is a near 24 yr old adult.

It might make it worse re Alli, but it doesn’t excuse Elliot.

[LovelyCushionedHeader]

It might make it worse re Alli, but it doesn’t excuse Elliot.

Elliot got called out by plenty on here? And was punished for it??

[newterp]

Elliot got called out by plenty on here? And was punished for it??

Let’s see if Alli is punished.

[Peabee]

It might make it worse re Alli, but it doesn’t excuse Elliot.

Elliott was criticised in here and he was punished.

I honestly don’t get this sort of whataboutery. It’s weird. We are allowed to discuss incidents in isolation.

[LovelyCushionedHeader]

Let’s see if Alli is punished.

And we can't discuss in the meantime? Because one of our players did something remotely similar?

[newterp]

And we can't discuss in the meantime? Because one of our players did something remotely similar?

Of course we can discuss it. I’m just pointing out that we had a player that did something insensitive too (regardless of whether he was a kid). And looking back at his thread we defended him a heck of a lot more than we were mad at him.

I can’t stand Dele anyway - so any punishment to him is great.

[classycarra]

You can see it here.. https://www.rt.com/sport/480442-dele-alli-coronavirus-video/

Pretty fucking shady that. What a c*nt. Always assumed he was less of a bellend off the pitch

[classycarra]

Of course we can discuss it. I’m just pointing out that we had a player that did something insensitive too (regardless of whether he was a kid). And looking back at his thread we defended him a heck of a lot more than we were mad at him.

I can’t stand Dele anyway - so any punishment to him is great.

Did Elliot film an unwitting member of the public, in close up, on account of them being differently abled? From my collection he used an offensive word and was pulled up on it, and punished and hopefully educated. Not sure I see the comparison to someone using an unaware person's race as a reason to mock him on the sly

As has been said, he's desperately unfunny. Can't imagine the type of sycophants these guys surround themselves with, to convince themselves they're funny with dumb shit like this

[Flaccido Dongingo]

No the biggest problem is that it's a racist thing to do.

Honestly, I think it's just pigshit thick fuckwittery rather than intentional racism

[WhereAngelsPlay]

While we are excited to throw stones in our glass house - Harvey Elliot got in trouble for using a slur to describe Harry Kane that was very offensive to mentally handicapped individuals.

This isn’t a surprise that athletes (other celebs etc) make these jokes - they are pretty coddled and usually think it’s innocuous until called out. It’s not right of course, but it happens.

Stupid fucking post,so far off target that it went over the Kenny.

Of course we can discuss it. I’m just pointing out that we had a player that did something insensitive too (regardless of whether he was a kid). And looking back at his thread we defended him a heck of a lot more than we were mad at him.

I can’t stand Dele anyway - so any punishment to him is great.

Because he was still a fucking child & he wasn't being a racist c*nt.

[BER]

Just harmless bantz innit.