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Bottom: Post Your Funnies Here
« on: January 25, 2007, 09:48:41 pm »
Anyone here fans of the BBC Comedy Bottom?
Heres a thread to post your funniest moments in here:

Break:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bczcDfQk0w

Contest:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcL9usYlIpU

Digger:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9hWF0wueJo

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Re: Bottom: Post Your Funnies Here
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2007, 09:55:24 pm »

The one where they spend the whole episode in a swinging car at the top of a ferris wheel is amazing.

And the one with Robert Llewellyn where Rik bullshits that he was in the Falklands. Involving a dead-cert bet, Llewellyn's wooden leg, and a pawn shop.

:lmao

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Re: Bottom: Post Your Funnies Here
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2007, 10:06:21 pm »
Quote from: Barney_Rubble on January 25, 2007, 09:55:24 pm
The one where they spend the whole episode in a swinging car at the top of a ferris wheel is amazing.
:lmao

 ;D That's the only one I've ever seen and it had me in stitches. Proper British comedy at it's best 8).
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« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2007, 10:07:58 pm »
I used to love that show.

"Left to take up my hobby of bus-surfing"

Genius.
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« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2007, 10:08:07 pm »
Quote from: Barney_Rubble on January 25, 2007, 09:55:24 pm
The one where they spend the whole episode in a swinging car at the top of a ferris wheel is amazing.

And the one with Robert Llewellyn where Rik bullshits that he was in the Falklands. Involving a dead-cert bet, Llewellyn's wooden leg, and a pawn shop.

:lmao





I remember that one where Llewellyn asks Eddie what Regimental Outfit he was in during Eddies so called time in the Army.

Eddie Replies

'Oh usually the Green Camouflage One with the Leaves Down the Side'


Classic  :D  :D
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Re: Bottom: Post Your Funnies Here
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2007, 10:18:53 pm »
Quote from: Barney_Rubble on January 25, 2007, 09:55:24 pm
The one where they spend the whole episode in a swinging car at the top of a ferris wheel is amazing.

Can't get much more illuminated than being on fire!
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« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2007, 10:26:07 pm »
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Re: Bottom: Post Your Funnies Here
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2007, 10:26:42 pm »
Amazing, EDDY YOU BASTARD!!
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Re: Bottom: Post Your Funnies Here
« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2007, 10:54:25 pm »
The Bottom live shows were class too. Funny when they used to fuck thier lines up and there was one time where Richie really got smacked in the face. :lmao
Ain't seen them for a while. (Goes to dig out old VCR from the loft....)
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« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2007, 10:59:55 pm »
Gold, Frankenstein and Grrrr.... ;D
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Re: Bottom: Post Your Funnies Here
« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2007, 11:18:28 pm »
Quote from: Barney_Rubble on January 25, 2007, 09:55:24 pm
The one where they spend the whole episode in a swinging car at the top of a ferris wheel is amazing.

:lmao

My favourite episode.  Love it when Eddy pulls that pint out his coat.  :D
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Re: Bottom: Post Your Funnies Here
« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2007, 11:24:05 pm »
Best episodes for me would be when they both go camping in the park or the when they catch a Burglar in their house.

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Re: Bottom: Post Your Funnies Here
« Reply #12 on: January 26, 2007, 11:47:39 am »
Quote from: MadErik on January 25, 2007, 10:59:55 pm
Gold, Frankenstein and Grrrr.... ;D

:lmao Hilarious
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Re: Bottom: Post Your Funnies Here
« Reply #13 on: January 26, 2007, 11:58:03 am »
The Halloween episode for me. With the Cattleprod and Richie keeps shitting himself. And of course....THE SPROUTS OF EVILLL

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Re: Bottom: Post Your Funnies Here
« Reply #14 on: January 26, 2007, 11:59:23 am »
Bottom has always been one of my favourite shows, particularly Bottom's Out on Wimbledon Common!

"Hey!! I wonder how much meat you get on a womble"
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« Reply #16 on: January 26, 2007, 12:27:10 pm »
I love Bottom, one of the all time greats!!!

My fave was the one where they were robbing next doors gas and the guy came round to inspect them! They end up beating him to death with a frying pad!

Well funny!
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« Reply #17 on: January 26, 2007, 12:46:40 pm »
One of the best programmes ever.

I like the one were Eddie dresses up as a woman, coz they rob some welsh fella's honeymoon hotel tickets.
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« Reply #18 on: January 26, 2007, 12:47:29 pm »
"Have you strained the vegetables?"

reply "nah, its just these trousers are a bit tight"
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Re: Bottom: Post Your Funnies Here
« Reply #19 on: January 26, 2007, 12:48:11 pm »
It's the GASMAN.......GAS MAN GAS MAN
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Re: Bottom: Post Your Funnies Here
« Reply #20 on: January 26, 2007, 01:00:30 pm »
Richy: God, I've often thought this. You know how girl angels have these big wings at the back? Does that, like, preclude them from fastening their bras at the back? I know it's a holy place and we've all done art O level, but rummin' blimey it must be a bit of a jugfest up there! No wonder all the bloke angels flap about the place blowing their own trumpets!! So god, if you could see your way through to give me some sort of sign whether I should go through with all of this, 'cause if it's gonna be all whipping and screaming and leather and restraints, then obviously... ....I'm on! Hey, then it doesn't matter which way i'm going. It's a sort of universal jug-o-rama!!
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« Reply #21 on: January 26, 2007, 02:38:02 pm »

The dating agency... ;D

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« Reply #22 on: January 26, 2007, 04:44:05 pm »
Quote from: kevindublin on January 26, 2007, 12:46:40 pm
One of the best programmes ever.

I like the one were Eddie dresses up as a woman, coz they rob some welsh fella's honeymoon hotel tickets.

"Careful! Don't pop 'em!" Class ;D
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Re: Bottom: Post Your Funnies Here
« Reply #23 on: January 26, 2007, 04:45:53 pm »
Absolute legend this program.
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Re: Bottom: Post Your Funnies Here
« Reply #24 on: January 26, 2007, 04:52:31 pm »
Quote from: Fred Madison on January 26, 2007, 04:45:53 pm
Absolute legend this program.

Do they show it in belgium?
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« Reply #25 on: January 26, 2007, 04:56:12 pm »
Quote from: WorldChampions on January 26, 2007, 04:52:31 pm
Do they show it in belgium?
Well, since a few years we actually have TV.
I've heard about these things called 'DVD's' coming up, but would for the life of me not know what they are. Should be here in approximately 50 years.

Ow, the wonderful world of technology.
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« Reply #26 on: January 26, 2007, 05:32:49 pm »
Quote from: Fred Madison on January 26, 2007, 04:56:12 pm
Well, since a few years we actually have TV.
I've heard about these things called 'DVD's' coming up, but would for the life of me not know what they are. Should be here in approximately 50 years.

Ow, the wonderful world of technology.

I was interested if it was on tv in other countries not if you had tv's

You patronising twat
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« Reply #27 on: January 26, 2007, 05:34:30 pm »
Quote from: Marcus6 on January 26, 2007, 11:47:39 am
:lmao Hilarious

Not surprised to see you in here. Everyone already knew you love a bit of bottom.
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« Reply #28 on: January 26, 2007, 06:44:00 pm »
After beating the gas man to death with a frying pan:

Eddie:       I never touched him.
Richie:      Yeah, but the frying pan did, didn't it, and you were touching
             that at the time!
Eddie:       Bollocks, you killed him.  He was dead before he hit the ground.
Richie:      Well then why did you keep hitting him with the frying pan?
Eddie:       For fun.
Richie:      Oh God!  What are we going to do?
Eddie:       About twenty-five years I think.
Richie:      No, rubbish!  It was an accident.  He, he, he fell over on his
             way to the door-
Eddie:       That's right!  And banged himself repeatedly over the head with a
             frying pan.
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« Reply #29 on: January 26, 2007, 07:02:07 pm »
Quote from: WorldChampions on January 26, 2007, 05:32:49 pm
I was interested if it was on tv in other countries not if you had tv's

You patronising twat
Thanks for calling me that.

We have a lot of British comedy. The more recent stuff, Little Britain / Fast Show / Alan Partridge / etc., the older stuff; Bottom, Are You Being Served?, Keeping Up Appearances, etc.

They can't be really categorized all, but whatever, we get a lot of British comedy.
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« Reply #30 on: January 26, 2007, 07:17:57 pm »
Richie: How about "Pin the Tail on the Donkey"?
Eddie: We haven't got a donkey.
Richie: "Pin the Tail on the Chicken"?
Eddie: We haven't got a tail.
Richie: "Pin the Sausage on the Chicken"?
Eddie: We haven't got a pin.
Richie: (Annoyed) "Sellotape the Sausage to the Chicken"?
Eddie: We haven't got a chicken!
Richie: (Angrier) "Sellotape the Sausage to the Fridge"!?
Eddie: WE HAVEN'T GOT A SAUSAGE!
Richie: "PUT A BIT OF SELLOTAPE ON THE FRIDGE"!!!?
Eddie:  Not much of a game, is it?
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« Reply #31 on: January 26, 2007, 07:20:46 pm »
Quote from: Art Vandelay on January 26, 2007, 07:17:57 pm
Richie: How about "Pin the Tail on the Donkey"?
Eddie: We haven't got a donkey.
Richie: "Pin the Tail on the Chicken"?
Eddie: We haven't got a tail.
Richie: "Pin the Sausage on the Chicken"?
Eddie: We haven't got a pin.
Richie: (Annoyed) "Sellotape the Sausage to the Chicken"?
Eddie: We haven't got a chicken!
Richie: (Angrier) "Sellotape the Sausage to the Fridge"!?
Eddie: WE HAVEN'T GOT A SAUSAGE!
Richie: "PUT A BIT OF SELLOTAPE ON THE FRIDGE"!!!?
Eddie:  Not much of a game, is it?

:lmao Class
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Re: Bottom: Post Your Funnies Here
« Reply #32 on: January 26, 2007, 07:41:43 pm »
Quote from: Art Vandelay on January 26, 2007, 07:17:57 pm
Richie: How about "Pin the Tail on the Donkey"?
Eddie: We haven't got a donkey.
Richie: "Pin the Tail on the Chicken"?
Eddie: We haven't got a tail.
Richie: "Pin the Sausage on the Chicken"?
Eddie: We haven't got a pin.
Richie: (Annoyed) "Sellotape the Sausage to the Chicken"?
Eddie: We haven't got a chicken!
Richie: (Angrier) "Sellotape the Sausage to the Fridge"!?
Eddie: WE HAVEN'T GOT A SAUSAGE!
Richie: "PUT A BIT OF SELLOTAPE ON THE FRIDGE"!!!?
Eddie:  Not much of a game, is it?

:lmao Brilliant.
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« Reply #33 on: January 26, 2007, 09:59:04 pm »
Quote from: rknowlesy on January 25, 2007, 11:18:28 pm
My favourite episode.  Love it when Eddy pulls that pint out his coat.  :D

"yeees its a living nightmare" (pulling pint out) Awesome! Have all 3 series and im always watching them still! Its such a great comedy! Thing is i dont think there's a poor episode in the whole 3 series!

"i wonder if they do a delivery service"

Don't forget there's 4 more piss funny episodes that i dont think people have mentioned:
    Apocalypse - where richie loses a relative,  eddie shoots a gypsy in the eye and eddie falls through the ceiling on a piano and then dresses up as death!

    Bottoms Up: where eddie and richie have to run a shop and end up on the roof watchin the cricket "oh in he comes......oh and he's out, oh no he's back in again.....oh no she's closed the curtains"

    Culture: where eddie and richie have no TV and play the 'fill ya pants up with as much custard as ya can competition' and

    Carnival:where eddie and richie watch the carnival unfold and then attempt to create their own accident video for jerermy beadle but then stumble across a video of the prime minister,however, this is the very last episode and end up getting shot (shame :()

can you tell i like it?  ;D
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« Reply #34 on: January 26, 2007, 10:06:48 pm »
Quote from: Art Vandelay on January 26, 2007, 07:17:57 pm
Richie: How about "Pin the Tail on the Donkey"?
Eddie: We haven't got a donkey.
Richie: "Pin the Tail on the Chicken"?
Eddie: We haven't got a tail.
Richie: "Pin the Sausage on the Chicken"?
Eddie: We haven't got a pin.
Richie: (Annoyed) "Sellotape the Sausage to the Chicken"?
Eddie: We haven't got a chicken!
Richie: (Angrier) "Sellotape the Sausage to the Fridge"!?
Eddie: WE HAVEN'T GOT A SAUSAGE!
Richie: "PUT A BIT OF SELLOTAPE ON THE FRIDGE"!!!?
Eddie:  Not much of a game, is it?

Love that one. I often use Richie's last line when the Missus says 'No' to everything I suggest ;D
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« Reply #35 on: January 27, 2007, 01:37:13 am »
One of my favourite programmes ever!

The funniest bit is when they are camping and the flasher sticks his knob into the tent and Eddie zips up the door of the tent on it!  ;D

Can't believe they had a forth series but never filmed it.
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« Reply #36 on: January 27, 2007, 01:48:13 am »
"musky slyyyyyy old foxy stoat"

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Richie: You heard me!
Eddie : No I didn't!?
Richie: Well I'm not repeating sumthing like that again!
Eddie : Well then I can't do anything about it!?

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Richie: Eddie how did you get this drunk on one pound twenty five?

Eddie: there's a sale on at the chemists... old spice... 25p a bottle!

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It's just a little hobby of mine... Why dont you run along and do yours?

Well I've had five today already...

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Der Richay, I am in the pube, with the holidaye munkey, run run run!
Poor sad git?!

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YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES WIND-SMEAR




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« Reply #37 on: January 27, 2007, 01:58:13 am »
And of course Eddie's classic 'Righty Dokey Matey Bloke' lines that he manges to fit into most episodes
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« Reply #38 on: January 27, 2007, 02:17:20 am »
[both watching a rented video]
Richie: It's not very sexy, is it?
Eddie: No. I must say, I expected a lot more from "The Furry Honeypot Adventure".
Richie: I think this is for kids you know Eddie. I think those Hussein brothers saw you coming again. Well, what else did you get?
Eddie: "Big Jugs"
[laughs]
Richie: "Big Jugs"! All right!
[reads box]
Richie: "A history of pottery in the nineteenth century." Anything else?
Eddie: Well this one's a sure-fire hit. Look. "Swedish Lesbians in Blackcurrant Jam".
Richie: Yabba-dabba-doo!
[reads]
Richie: No Eddie, it's "Swedish Legends in Blackcurrant Jam Making."
Eddie: Aw, come on, it's got to be dirty, it says "Swedish"!
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« Reply #39 on: January 27, 2007, 02:21:35 am »
Quote from: Terry De Niro on January 27, 2007, 02:17:20 am
Eddie: No. I must say, I expected a lot more from "The Furry Honeypot Adventure".


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