"Play That Funky Music, White Boy"
"Touch of Grey" - Grateful Dead
"Your Mama Don't Dance" - Kenny F. Loggins and that other tw*t
All country music, but especially "Friends in Low Places"
"You Oughta Know" - Alanis Morissette
More than anything, though, is the fucking song catalogue of Bon Jovi. Really would love to kick him in his shiny white horse teeth.