Topic: I saw a ghost tonight.

[just Riggins?]

It's probably nothing but I stay clear of them.  If something like that happened I'd shit myself.

But then again I'd probably get over it after a few weeks

[Beav]

Ouija boards are absolute bollocks. I've tried them before when I was younger, they've tested these things to death and it's all people's subconscious minds moving it.

They arent dangerous and they can't hurt you. It's a piece of cardboard.

[Samie]

Ouija boards are the devil's game or so I've been told.

I tried it once and I was shit scared. Never again

[Malaysian Kopite]

I kind of regret participating in this seance because I came to know when and how I will pass away and it is kind of nerve racking, especially for Ryan because his predicted death is only 14 years away.

[joel]

Ouija boards are the devil's game or so I've been told.

I tried it once and I was shit scared. Never again

Care to share?

[And Could He Play]

Ouija boards are absolute bollocks. I've tried them before when I was younger, they've tested these things to death and it's all people's subconscious minds moving it.

They arent dangerous and they can't hurt you. It's a piece of cardboard.

you might get thick paper cuts.

but yeah, load of crap.

[Samie]

Care to share?

Mate I would but I barely remember what happened it was about 4 years ago.  Something to do with a spirit of witch and another one in a red dress.  I don't believe in that shit but I'm not trying them again.

[The Gulleysucker]

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Parts 2&3 are on youtube too....

[And Could He Play]

Probably the best place for this, a story about a psychic who was wrong.

http://news.yahoo.com/psychic-devastates-dead-students-family-200306198.html

Can't stand these chancers.

They are a massive scam, i was with me bird in a boozer once years ago, they had one of these evetns going on £20 a pop. There was two fat fella,s one doing all the card readings et, and his mate, no they kept apart, but while i was smoking outside i seen them both chatting, clearly mates, anyway, we was having a drink before the event, this guy comes over, nice as pie, starts cracking up a conversation with me bird, for like an hour. i knew what he was doing, it was very clever, he was getting as much info out of her as possible, to pass on to his partner in crime. she felll for it.

i mean, he tried to do a reading on me, "are you in the armed forces" - er no, "you two are having a tough time at the moment" - er well, ok i'll give you that, but that was a 50/50 chance, "you have a child" - er yeah cos you was smoking by my car with a baby on board sticker in the window.

[Samie]

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Parts 2&3 are on youtube too....

Thanks for the links mate. 

Like I said I don't necessarily believe in this shit but what I want to know is  where the fuck do the spirits of a witch and another woman in a red dress fit in all this bullshit. 

[The Gulleysucker]

.....but what I want to know is  where the fuck do the spirits of a witch and another woman in a red dress fit in all this bullshit. 

Some catalog or website you'd probably been reading before hand I expect...

 

[Samie]

Some catalog or website you'd probably been reading before hand I expect...

 

Probably not far from the truth mate like I said it was about 4 years ago.

Only witches in my dreams look like that.   

[Phil M]

Any pics or proof yet?

[theredguy03]

Going on a ghost tour real soon, will be my first time experiencing the paranormal hopefully.

[The Gulleysucker]

Going on a ghost tour real soon, will be my first time experiencing the paranormal hopefully.

Jolly good.
I have some magic beans I can sell you if you're interested. £50 for a packet of three, and absolutely guaranteed to ward off evil spirits.

[theredguy03]

Jolly good.
I have some magic beans I can sell you if you're interested. £50 for a packet of three, and absolutely guaranteed to ward off evil spirits.

Thanks for the offer, but I'll be fine. I'll use a proton pack instead

[The Gulleysucker]

..... I'll use a proton pack instead

Trust me, that won't work, it's a fraud, but my beans will.
I'll even bung in for free with the beans a limited edition "Magic Pixie Charm of Killarney" cast in precious silver coloured metal.....these are great and will absolutely ensure you have all bases covered when you have your paranormal experience...

[Beav]

I can only offer my reccommendation of Gulleysuckers magical beans, I bought some for the very reasonable price and have had no ghost or spirit attacks since.

Well worth the price.

[scatman]

i wouldnt get Gulley's beans lad, they gave me the runs.

[The Gulleysucker]

i wouldnt get Gulley's beans lad, they gave me the runs.

Guaranteed to give you an out of body Thora experience on the khazi you'll never forget.

[Brian Blessed]

Any pics or proof yet?

No pics, but definitive proof. On the previous page there is a story about a man, was never a believer. Then one night his son pointed to the attic door and said there was a man up there. And while the man didn't actually see, hear, smell or sense anything in any way, it was proof positive that ghosts exist.

By extension I now believe and have 5 orders of Gully's magical musical beans ordered.

You don't fuck around with this shit.

[scatman]

No pics, but definitive proof. On the previous page there is a story about a man, was never a believer. Then one night his son pointed to the attic door and said there was a man up there. And while the man didn't actually see, hear, smell or sense anything in any way, it was proof positive that ghosts exist.

By extension I now believe and have 5 orders of Gully's magical musical beans ordered.

You don't fuck around with this shit.

you'll be fucking around in shit after having those beans times 5

[MichaelA]

Jolly good.
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Piss off Gulley. I'm the authorised retailer for magic beans on this site.

In other news, please visit my new website at www.magicbeans.com

[Dowling10]

I suffer from sleep paralysis from time to time, it's horrible, and this one time I just woke up, frozen, couldn't move, I was slept on my side and infront of me was this young boy, coming closer and as if it was trying to poke me. It was there for 5 or so seconds and as anyone knows who suffers from sleep paralysis, you try to scream, as I did, for my mum. But nothing came out. Then it vanished and I suddenly got out of my sleep paralysis.

I know it wasn't a ghost. It was just a hallucination, which can happen with sleep paralysis but it wasn't half weird. Little ghost twat.

[Malaysian Kopite]

Everyone has sleep paralysis. It's nature's way of making sure you don't fidget around too much when you're asleep. Sometimes, when you wake up by accident in the middle of the night, you won't be able to move your body, and your imagination will start running wild. You can also manipulate this to your advantage though, as its a great platform to have lucid dreams. It takes a great degree of control however, and if you're not up to it, or you just want to wake up completely, you can either hold your breath or wiggle your toes. Both usually will serve to allow you to regain all motor functions.

[Dowling10]

Everyone has sleep paralysis. It's nature's way of making sure you don't fidget around too much when you're asleep. Sometimes, when you wake up by accident in the middle of the night, you won't be able to move your body, and your imagination will start running wild. You can also manipulate this to your advantage though, as its a great platform to have lucid dreams. It takes a great degree of control however, and if you're not up to it, or you just want to wake up completely, you can either hold your breath or wiggle your toes. Both usually will serve to allow you to regain all motor functions.

Swerve holding my breath, when I do get it my heart starts going at a rapid rate as it is. Death by sleep paralysis, no tar. I always try and move my hand, like really try hard to move my hand and that eventually works. It starts to tremble and then it moves and I'm out of it. Didn't know everyone had it? Usually happens to me after I've been to festivals or Ibiza. Make of that what you want.

[Malaysian Kopite]

Swerve holding my breath, when I do get it my heart starts going at a rapid rate as it is. Death by sleep paralysis, no tar. I always try and move my hand, like really try hard to move my hand and that eventually works. It starts to tremble and then it moves and I'm out of it. Didn't know everyone had it? Usually happens to me after I've been to festivals or Ibiza. Make of that what you want.

Yup had it regularly after watching European games ( when I'd wake at 3am and then go back to bed two hours later). Went online and read a lot about it. It's funny though, how nearly everyone when they've got sleep paralysis immediately start imagining horrible stuff as opposed to something like, "this fit bird has just tied me down on bed and now she's sucking me off with her ma."

[Beav]

I slept on one of my arms last night. Went completely numb, couldn't move it at all.

Fuckin ghosts.

[Brian Blessed]

I slept on one of my arms last night. Went completely numb, couldn't move it at all.

Fuck yes, ghost wank!

[Beav]

It was too numb, couldn't even lift my arm.

[cox3100]

now im not really a believer in the spirit world but i have a truely weird story to share.


a few hours ago i started to get stomach cramps so i decided to got to the toilet,i started to thrust,felt the shit come out,heard the splash but when i turned round to look oit was GONE.

seriously freaked out,where did the shit go?.

where did it go?

was it a ghost shit

[Lee-87]

Happened to me before, probably just floated to the back of the u bend, roll up your sleeve and whack your arm down it till you grab sludge.

(is that a u-bend? ahh whatever just throw your hand down there and see what you find.)

[Brian Blessed]

In the trade, it's called "ecto plasm", not sludge.

[Lee-87]

Eww, if that's true then looking back at it, Ghost Busters was fucking disgusting movie

[Billy The Kid]

I believed in ghosts when I was younger. I remember waking a little spooked from a bad dream once. Obviously my mind started playing tricks on me. I thought I saw a woman standing in the corner of my room. At first I thought "shit, its a fucking ghost". Then I thought "nah its all in my head". Back and forth, back and forth, I kept having this little debate with myself over weather it was real or not. Then all of a sudden I thought fuck it, I'll have a sneaky wank while she's here. As you do when you're 15 like

[joel]

I believed in ghosts when I was younger. I remember waking a little spooked from a bad dream once. Obviously my mind started playing tricks on me. I thought I saw a woman standing in the corner of my room. At first I thought "shit, its a fucking ghost". Then I thought "nah its all in my head". Back and forth, back and forth, I kept having this little debate with myself over weather it was real or not. Then all of a sudden I thought fuck it, I'll have a sneaky wank while she's here. As you do when you're 15 like

[mrsphilthefish]

I posted on here a few months ago about our daughter seeing someone in her room most nights and she was called "Mary" but she wasn't frightened. Well now our daughter is terrified! she wakes up shouting at  "Mary" to stop stroking her hair coz she doesn't like it. We have to leave her bedroom door open and the bathroom light on now or she wont go to bed. This is a kid who loves her bed and would sleep for Britain if you let her.
We reassure her that there is nothing there but she is convinced there is. When she walks in to play she looks around the corner and says matter of factly "It's alright, Mary isn't here now"
What would you do?

[simpleman]

I posted on here a few months ago about our daughter seeing someone in her room most nights and she was called "Mary" but she wasn't frightened. Well now our daughter is terrified! she wakes up shouting at  "Mary" to stop stroking her hair coz she doesn't like it. We have to leave her bedroom door open and the bathroom light on now or she wont go to bed. This is a kid who loves her bed and would sleep for Britain if you let her.
We reassure her that there is nothing there but she is convinced there is. When she walks in to play she looks around the corner and says matter of factly "It's alright, Mary isn't here now"
What would you do?

[Crosby Nick]

I posted on here a few months ago about our daughter seeing someone in her room most nights and she was called "Mary" but she wasn't frightened. Well now our daughter is terrified! she wakes up shouting at  "Mary" to stop stroking her hair coz she doesn't like it. We have to leave her bedroom door open and the bathroom light on now or she wont go to bed. This is a kid who loves her bed and would sleep for Britain if you let her.
We reassure her that there is nothing there but she is convinced there is. When she walks in to play she looks around the corner and says matter of factly "It's alright, Mary isn't here now"
What would you do?

Send Alan X round to talk some sense into her.

Tricky one though because children's minds aren't easy to change, especially when they're scared of something. What you're doing with lights/doors etc is probably a decent start. Reassurance is all you can give too isn't it? In time (assuming there is no Mary!) then she'll get over her fear/forget about it.

[Sir Psycho Sexy]

I posted on here a few months ago about our daughter seeing someone in her room most nights and she was called "Mary" but she wasn't frightened. Well now our daughter is terrified! she wakes up shouting at  "Mary" to stop stroking her hair coz she doesn't like it. We have to leave her bedroom door open and the bathroom light on now or she wont go to bed. This is a kid who loves her bed and would sleep for Britain if you let her.
We reassure her that there is nothing there but she is convinced there is. When she walks in to play she looks around the corner and says matter of factly "It's alright, Mary isn't here now"
What would you do?

Hmmm therers something really strange in you're neighbourhood. Its f*cking weird and if I'm honest, it doesnt look too good so my advice would be to try something like this. Hope it helps mate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9We2XsVZfc