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El Lobo · « **Reply #30960 on:** July 8, 2019, 09:50:53 pm »

Quote from: Floydy on July 8, 2019, 09:12:36 pm

bunch of kids, seriously if any of our players behaved like pogba and beans i would be tearing my hair out.

That’s the point though, they are just kids. Just messing around during training, it’s a new world for them in many ways. I’m sure we all remember our first school trip away from our parents, midnight feasts, swearing at old people from the coach on the motorway, dabbing, rapping about beans etc

afc tukrish · « **Reply #30961 on:** July 8, 2019, 09:58:44 pm »

Quote from: farawayred on July 8, 2019, 09:05:07 pm

Only if they are lit up with a match!

Beans, beans, beans...

Dim Glas · « **Reply #30962 on:** July 8, 2019, 10:00:32 pm »

Quote from: Claus on July 8, 2019, 08:48:53 pm

The Beansman himself just got into it with Pogba apparently (although the video looks like nothing)

funny though, cos it's from a video the club put out on it's official Twitter

Floydy · « **Reply #30963 on:** July 8, 2019, 10:14:58 pm »

Quote from: Eel Lobo on July 8, 2019, 09:50:53 pm

That’s the point though, they are just kids. Just messing around during training, it’s a new world for them in many ways. I’m sure we all remember our first school trip away from our parents, midnight feasts, swearing at old people from the coach on the motorway, dabbing, rapping about beans etc

Ha Ha , i see what you did there.

BrandoLFC · « **Reply #30964 on:** July 8, 2019, 10:26:24 pm »

Now that the international games are basically over I'm getting caught back up. What have these done again? Still have Ed in charge and are trying to stop Pogba from leaving to pair him with a Swansea winger who scored 3 goals?

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #30965 on:** July 8, 2019, 11:01:37 pm »

Quote from: afc turkish on July 8, 2019, 09:58:44 pm

Beans, beans, beans...

Beanz meanz cuntz

Floydy · « **Reply #30966 on:** July 8, 2019, 11:05:04 pm »

Quote from: BIG DICK NICK on July 8, 2019, 11:01:37 pm

Beanz meanz cuntz

57 different varieties of them too

Flaccido Dongingo · « **Reply #30967 on:** July 8, 2019, 11:48:09 pm »

Quote from: Floydy on July 8, 2019, 09:12:36 pm

bunch of kids, seriously if any of our players behaved like pogba and beans i would be tearing my hair out.

WHO ON FUCKING EARTH IS BEANS?

afc tukrish · « **Reply #30968 on:** July 8, 2019, 11:52:32 pm »

Quote from: BIG DICK NICK on July 8, 2019, 11:01:37 pm

Beanz meanz cuntz

Beanz, beanz, beanz?

CraigDS · « **Reply #30969 on:** July 8, 2019, 11:56:05 pm »

Quote from: Flaccido Dongingo on July 8, 2019, 11:48:09 pm

WHO ON FUCKING EARTH IS BEANS?

JbeanZ

4pool · « **Reply #30970 on:** July 9, 2019, 12:10:06 am »

Quote from: Flaccido Dongingo on July 8, 2019, 11:48:09 pm

WHO ON FUCKING EARTH IS BEANS?

Lingard. Had some fcuking video on beans, beans, beans.

Something Worse · « **Reply #30971 on:** July 9, 2019, 12:11:05 am »

Quote from: Flaccido Dongingo on July 8, 2019, 11:48:09 pm

WHO ON FUCKING EARTH IS BEANS?

Beans is the future of Man U

Lush is the best medicine... · « **Reply #30972 on:** July 9, 2019, 12:29:22 am »

Fred arranged his wedding for the first week of pre season and they’ve let him off with it, absolute joke club

deFacto please, you bastards · « **Reply #30973 on:** July 9, 2019, 12:45:05 am »

Quote from: Lush is the best medicine... on July 9, 2019, 12:29:22 am

Fred arranged his wedding for the first week of pre season and they’ve let him off with it, absolute joke club

Did he invite Barney?

harleydanger · « **Reply #30974 on:** July 9, 2019, 01:40:01 am »

They we bell served if they could pull of a swap of Pogba for James

farawayred · « **Reply #30975 on:** July 9, 2019, 04:16:13 am »

Quote from: Flaccido Dongingo on July 8, 2019, 11:48:09 pm

WHO ON FUCKING EARTH IS BEANS?

I don't know why you'd have to fuck Earth to get beans, but I'm sure Earth wasn't Lingard's mom name...

Something Worse · « **Reply #30976 on:** July 9, 2019, 04:42:10 am »

Don't give it away, make him work for it!

GreatEx · « **Reply #30977 on:** July 9, 2019, 04:44:35 am »

Quote from: Claus on July 8, 2019, 08:48:53 pm

The Beansman himself just got into it with Pogba apparently (although the video looks like nothing)

Nothing, eh... You must be referring to the Manchester United 2018/19 Season Review?

ChaChaMooMoo · « **Reply #30978 on:** July 9, 2019, 06:37:28 am »

Quote from: Flaccido Dongingo on July 8, 2019, 11:48:09 pm

WHO ON FUCKING EARTH IS BEANS?

All these people together mate.

Riquende · « **Reply #30979 on:** July 9, 2019, 06:51:16 am »

I always thought he was calling Rashford 'Beans' in the video.

CraigDS · « **Reply #30980 on:** July 9, 2019, 07:00:45 am »

Quote from: Riquende on July 9, 2019, 06:51:16 am

I always thought he was calling Rashford 'Beans' in the video.

As in ‘you’re earning so much fucking money you could buy lots of beans’?

WillG.LFC · « **Reply #30981 on:** July 9, 2019, 07:26:38 am »

Has beans

CraigDS · « **Reply #30982 on:** July 9, 2019, 07:28:14 am »

Quote from: WillG.LFC on July 9, 2019, 07:26:38 am

Has beans

Getting to the stage where most of this squad are never have beans.

BarryCrocker · « **Reply #30983 on:** July 9, 2019, 08:05:54 am »

New sleeve sponsor.

ScouserAtHeart · « **Reply #30984 on:** July 9, 2019, 08:40:04 am »

Quote from: Riquende on July 9, 2019, 06:51:16 am

I always thought he was calling Rashford 'Beans' in the video.

Why do you call him beans?

Something just triggered one day just to call him Beans. I started calling him Rash beans, or bean sprout. I don't know why, honestly. He doesn't answer to Rashy. He'll call me Jessparagus.

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11667/11337754/jesse-lingard-reveals-all-about-his-manchester-united-team-mates

CraigDS · « **Reply #30985 on:** July 9, 2019, 08:41:15 am »

Quote from: ScouserAtHeart on July 9, 2019, 08:40:04 am

Why do you call him beans?

Something just triggered one day just to call him Beans. I started calling him Rash beans, or bean sprout. I don't know why, honestly. He doesn't answer to Rashy. He'll call me Jessparagus.

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11667/11337754/jesse-lingard-reveals-all-about-his-manchester-united-team-mates

And this guy earns £300k a week

an fear dearg · « **Reply #30986 on:** July 9, 2019, 09:52:53 am »

Quote from: ScouserAtHeart on July 9, 2019, 08:40:04 am

Why do you call him beans?

Something just triggered one day just to call him Beans. I started calling him Rash beans, or bean sprout. I don't know why, honestly. He doesn't answer to Rashy. He'll call me Jessparagus.

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11667/11337754/jesse-lingard-reveals-all-about-his-manchester-united-team-mates

Honest to fuck this is just so mad!!! He is a self indulgent little prick....I bet he had on his Facebook when he was about 13 that his employment was as 'a full time mad bastard' .....a belt round that weasly little rat face with a navvy shovel would be what he needs.

blert596 · « **Reply #30987 on:** July 9, 2019, 11:18:22 am »

I don't see why the beanster isn't at Ole's door demanding the same money as his fellow young prodigy to be honest.

Schmidt · « **Reply #30988 on:** July 9, 2019, 04:33:24 pm »

Paul Pogba: Man Utd midfielder's agent hopes for 'satisfying solution'

More discontent from Pogba and his greasy agent, publicly restating his desire to leave while criticising the club for, erm, saying nothing I guess?

TepidT2O · « **Reply #30989 on:** July 9, 2019, 08:28:13 pm »

Lemina?

An odd one this. I quite like him.... but he’s never kicked on to become the player he could be, hw always lols like he’s playing without hitting his best form.

A really strange choice I think.

Tobelius · « **Reply #30990 on:** July 9, 2019, 08:51:42 pm »

Quote from: ScouserAtHeart on July 9, 2019, 08:40:04 am

Why do you call him beans?

Something just triggered one day just to call him Beans. I started calling him Rash beans, or bean sprout. I don't know why, honestly. He doesn't answer to Rashy. He'll call me Jessparagus.

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11667/11337754/jesse-lingard-reveals-all-about-his-manchester-united-team-mates

Sweet baby Jebus.

They must have a huge kindergarten where Ole comes to pick Jessparagus,Beans and the other kids up when it's time for their (play)training and then after drops them off for a nice napnap.

bravoco · « **Reply #30991 on:** July 9, 2019, 09:00:23 pm »

Haha, Squires' take is quality:
https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2019/jul/09/david-squires-on-the-womens-world-cup-final

Riquende · « **Reply #30992 on:** July 9, 2019, 09:09:43 pm »

Quote from: bravoco on July 9, 2019, 09:00:23 pm

Haha, Squires' take is quality:
https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2019/jul/09/david-squires-on-the-womens-world-cup-final

'Our Pog'.

Hij · « **Reply #30993 on:** July 9, 2019, 11:00:57 pm »

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2019/07/09/manchester-uniteds-problems-grow-victor-lindelofs-agent-hints/

Lindelof wants out as well.

TepidT2O · « **Reply #30994 on:** July 9, 2019, 11:09:12 pm »

Quote from: Hij on July 9, 2019, 11:00:57 pm

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2019/07/09/manchester-uniteds-problems-grow-victor-lindelofs-agent-hints/

Lindelof wants out as well.

Oh, my fucking beauty...

rafathegaffa83 · « **Reply #30995 on:** July 9, 2019, 11:18:12 pm »

I'm still stunned they didn't just wait out the season, thank Solskjaer and give Pochettino a wheelbarrow full of cash. One thing when your most high-profile players want out (De Gea, Pogba), another when even the likes of Lindelof wants out

Son of Spion · « **Reply #30996 on:** July 9, 2019, 11:28:11 pm »

Quote from: rafathegaffa83 on July 9, 2019, 11:18:12 pm

I'm still stunned they didn't just wait out the season, thank Solskjaer and give Pochettino a wheelbarrow full of cash. One thing when your most high-profile players want out (De Gea, Pogba), another when even the likes of Lindelof wants out

Same here.

It seems that the entirely predictable new manager bounce really sucked them in. Everyone but them knew it would fizzle out, but they appointed Oleh on the strength of it.

Now the rats are all jumping off the sinking ship.

Son of Spion · « **Reply #30997 on:** July 9, 2019, 11:28:59 pm »

Quote from: Craig 🤔 on July 9, 2019, 08:41:15 am

And this guy ~~earns~~ picks up £300k a week

CraigDS · « **Reply #30998 on:** July 9, 2019, 11:29:44 pm »

Aye, well corrected

afc tukrish · « **Reply #30999 on:** July 9, 2019, 11:30:56 pm »

Quote from: rafathegaffa83 on July 9, 2019, 11:18:12 pm

I'm still stunned they didn't just wait out the season, thank Solskjaer and give Pochettino a wheelbarrow full of cash. One thing when your most high-profile players want out (De Gea, Pogba), another when even the likes of Lindelof wants out

Wouldn't be a bad thread title change...

When Even the Likes of Lindelof Wants Out...