Not at all interested in a discussion on Rooney's private life. Just thought this was very funny indeed
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/rooney-ends-prostitute-drought-201009063065/It is the England star's first competitive sex scandal since pumping some fat old skank in the changing room of a Merseyside shell suit boutique in 2004.
Manager Mr. Ferguson said: "A lot of people will say that a player of Wayne's extreme wealth and intense stupidity should be bedding greasy whores week in-week out.
"I think even Wayne would accept that they have a point, but the fact that this lad was able to do it while his wife was pregnant is genuinely world class."
Fabio Capello has also welcomed Rooney's return to whore-mongering form.