Author Topic: Who is the best pundit? 2021 edition (Read 1047620 times)

phonic · « **Reply #320 on:** May 2, 2009, 01:47:36 am »

Quote from: Notayesman on May 1, 2009, 11:20:13 pm

Merson is a cock no doubt but fucks sake lads how has Ian Wright as low a score as that. The clueless fucker spouts an unreasonable amount of drivel on the basis that he's 'Engurlands biggest fan' as if that makes it alright. The stupid charlie uniform november tango.

Ian Wright doesn't bother me because most of the shite he spouts is about England and it doesn't bother me at all. I find it quite funny sometimes listening to the shite he comes out with, it's exactly what your average England fan is saying too, which makes it more comical for a man that has played at the top level.

Hazell · « **Reply #321 on:** May 2, 2009, 05:21:55 pm »

Before the Euro's last year, Wright was saying Englads midfield is on par with Spain's. Genius.

sinnermichael · « **Reply #322 on:** May 11, 2009, 10:36:06 am »

Burley is now pushing for first prize, especially after saturday.

According to him it was "luck" that Gerrard continued to find so much space.

cornelius · « **Reply #323 on:** May 11, 2009, 10:42:49 am »

Only 2% for Clive?!!! Merson, Crooks etc they're all utter cocks but at the end of the day completely insignificant. Clive on the other hand spouts his shite to the widest audience. Manc loving twat makes me want to puke. Even his patronising faux commentary in Istanbul grates a little.

cornelius · « **Reply #324 on:** May 11, 2009, 10:44:36 am »

Oh and you need to add David Platt to the list. Slap headed wanker.

Brentieke · « **Reply #325 on:** May 11, 2009, 10:48:59 am »

Carlton Palmer. Close Thread.

choi · « **Reply #326 on:** May 11, 2009, 01:14:24 pm »

I voted David Pleat a while ago now, but i have to add... I FUCKING HATE GARTH CROOKS WITH A PASSION!
Thank you

Raul! · « **Reply #327 on:** August 21, 2009, 07:50:15 pm »

Quote from: abhred on March 13, 2009, 03:57:29 pm

Don't know how many are aware of him, but Patrick Kinghorn. What a mega, mega c*nt that guy is. Us fans in Asia have to put up with his bile every week.

That guy hasn't a clue about football, and purely HATES Rafa. Just saying that it would typical of Benitez to win against Madrid and United, but not win anything this season, that Liverpool deserved so much better, that Rafa wanted a big, fat contract, and called Rafa's call for a 'long term project' as bullshit, as Rafa clearly wanted just the money, and how Rafa was bloating about beating a pub team in Real Madrid.

God, if there's one person I'd like to kick the hell out of, it would be him. I want to hang him from the fan, slap his twattish face, and then just let him go circles in his retarted world. Then just kill him.

Made the mistake of watching Footbal Forecast and was unfortunately reminded that this utter ballsack of a flea bitten fuckdog still exists. That's as criminal a waste of fresh air as I can imagine. I shall spend the weekend thinking of interesting and painful ways to torture him.

howes hound · « **Reply #328 on:** August 22, 2009, 09:39:28 pm »

I hear a rumour Tommy Smyth's retired/got the boot. Anybody know for sure?

SalisburyRed · « **Reply #329 on:** August 22, 2009, 09:47:32 pm »

Dean Sturridge. Co-commentator on Sky for our game against Stoke. He has a truly horrible Brummy accent, is as thick as a plank, and adds absolutely nothing by way of insight or analysis.

sinnermichael · « **Reply #330 on:** August 24, 2009, 11:59:49 am »

Charlie Nicholas is up there. I'm surprised Thommo hasn't smashed his face in by now.

carraggeriise · « **Reply #331 on:** August 24, 2009, 12:33:44 pm »

Merson and Sherwood easily

But Ian Wright should have way, way more votes. The guy doesn have a clue its amazing he was so good as a player, its like listening to a child talk about the game.

Suppose its only cos he never says anything negative.

CorKopite · « **Reply #332 on:** August 24, 2009, 12:47:07 pm »

Lou Macari,such an anti Liverpool prick,cant stand whenever hes commentating on Setanta,you can just tell hes extremely pissed off whenever we score

CHOPPER · « **Reply #333 on:** August 24, 2009, 12:56:08 pm »

Quote from: corKoppite on August 24, 2009, 12:47:07 pm

Lou Macari,such anti Liverpool prick,cant stand whenever hes commentating on Setanta,you can just tell hes extremely pissed off whenever we score

I'd love to smash His, Crerands and that twat Thomas' heads in with an ice pick.

Ziltoid · « **Reply #334 on:** August 24, 2009, 01:46:28 pm »

Fuck me, i still detest Crooks

sinnermichael · « **Reply #335 on:** September 2, 2009, 01:48:27 pm »

Quote from: redforlife on March 22, 2009, 10:24:45 am

Collymore, Collymore, Collymore. Hate the bloke and his ever changing opinions, refusal to ever admit he's wrong, refusal to praise Rafa and insistance that Mourinho would be a better manager for us.

Should have heard the idiot last night. He was spouting so much shite it's unreal. On Saturday he was saying wee should sell Gerrard or Torres and spend the money on improving other areas of the team WTF?

A mention here has to go to Neil Ashton aswell. Talk about clueless. Yesterday he was on five live and when asked where Aquilani would fit in when fit he said "on the right". He also calimed that Glen Johnson was on £130k a week which is absolute garbage.

INABITSKI · « **Reply #336 on:** September 2, 2009, 01:53:29 pm »

Tony Gale. Shite player, shite pundit.

More often than not slags off Rafa and the club as a whole. Jumps aboard the mancs band wagon. I find him as annoying and tedious as the likes of Merson and Sherwood.

Bangers N Masch · « **Reply #337 on:** September 2, 2009, 01:57:48 pm »

Quote from: carraggeriise on August 24, 2009, 12:33:44 pm

But Ian Wright should have way, way more votes. The guy doesn have a clue its amazing he was so good as a player, its like listening to a child talk about the game.

Suppose its only cos he never says anything negative.

But at least Wright can be amusing, unlike someone like Charlie Nicholas who not only speaks shit but is an arrogant c*nt who hates Rafa/Liverpool at the same time.

Andy2006 · « **Reply #338 on:** September 2, 2009, 01:58:29 pm »

Merson all day.

Des Lynam · « **Reply #339 on:** September 2, 2009, 02:05:10 pm »

Mark Bright should deffo be on that list.

Chivasino · « **Reply #340 on:** September 2, 2009, 02:06:38 pm »

Paul Merson without a doubt.

If you look past the fact that he can't talk properly, is a pisshead, a smackhead, devoid of any intelligence and a complete and utter bellend, you can just about remember him being a decent footballer.

However you can only laugh at someone who thinks we will miss Xabi Alonso more than the Mancs will miss Ronaldo. Someone who can't see which player is going to pass to Gerrard. Er, how about the other nine players, Paul? Then follows this up 90mintues later with "yer-nited are missing Ronaldo bigtime."

Then when talking about the Burnley player upfront and describing his performance he said "he worked so hard. He ran and ran and ran yer know.....he ran and ran and ran. He worked so hard."

Thanks for that quality insight, Paul.

JoeTwerp · « **Reply #341 on:** September 2, 2009, 02:08:56 pm »

You guys are lucky you don't have to deal with Brent Mussberger

Chivasino · « **Reply #342 on:** September 2, 2009, 02:09:42 pm »

Quote from: JoeTerp on September 2, 2009, 02:08:56 pm

You guys are lucky you don't have to deal with Brent Mussberger

Don't know who he is, but fancy a swap for Paul Merson?

killer-heels · « **Reply #343 on:** September 2, 2009, 02:10:11 pm »

Paul Merson. Easily!

Redknapp is up there. Something about his face I hate.

Chivasino · « **Reply #344 on:** September 2, 2009, 02:17:32 pm »

Quote from: killer_heels on September 2, 2009, 02:10:11 pm

Paul Merson. Easily!

Redknapp is up there. Something about his face I hate.

The smug look? The twinkle in his eye when talking about his cousin, Lamps, or his Dad, Arry? The way his face screws up when damning norweigan referees? The look of amazement when describing Ronaldo as a footballer from a different "stratosphere"?

For me it's the rediculously tight trousers, the same skinny ties, the laid back big-bollocks pose in that chair.

I loved him as player for us. Think he is a twat now.

killer-heels · « **Reply #345 on:** September 2, 2009, 02:22:53 pm »

Wasn't a fan of him as a player or as a 'pundit'. He doesn't make sense most of the time and just jumps on his mates bandwagon. I hate it when he talks about how he knows Carragher and Gerrard etc.

He is just a twat.

Crackerjack Sam · « **Reply #346 on:** September 2, 2009, 02:23:08 pm »

Clive Tydesley AND Merson

Chivasino · « **Reply #347 on:** September 2, 2009, 02:29:43 pm »

Quote from: killer_heels on September 2, 2009, 02:22:53 pm

Wasn't a fan of him as a player nor as a 'pundit'. He doesn't make sense most of the time and just jumps on his mates bandwagon. I hate it when he talks about how he knows Carragher and Gerrard etc.

He is just a twat.

I hate it when he says something and says "isn't that right Andy?"

scatman · « **Reply #348 on:** September 2, 2009, 02:38:00 pm »

i voted Andy Townsend who i absolute want to club everytime i see him

Ian Wright, a retard of the biggest order, unbelievably stupid, yeh my boy shaun should be playing, i dont know what Sven/Steve/Mr Capello (delete as appropriate) is doing.

Paul Merson, ex drug addict, drunk, brainless i guess can be added to his talents

Cruiser · « **Reply #349 on:** September 2, 2009, 03:05:07 pm »

I know people hate Merson but he at least had the decency to admit when he was wrong regarding our tie with Barca few years back and apologised. Others would have shrugged and said we were lucky or some crap like that. Hes still a twat though.

Matt Le Tosser and Tim Sherwood seem the most arrogant and hateful towards us. Hate them with passion, the clueless bellends.

As for commentators, Lawrenson is an annoying, bitter, disrespectful c*nt, in the same bracket as Andy Gay.

Hazell · « **Reply #350 on:** September 2, 2009, 03:45:11 pm »

Quote from: stmichael on September 2, 2009, 01:48:27 pm

A mention here has to go to Neil Ashton aswell. Talk about clueless. Yesterday he was on five live and when asked where Aquilani would fit in when fit he said "on the right". He also calimed that Glen Johnson was on £130k a week which is absolute garbage.

So that's who it was. Missed the bit about Liverpool, but heard him talking about Man Utd and having a quick one every time he talked about Rooney.

Chivasino · « **Reply #351 on:** September 2, 2009, 03:45:28 pm »

Quote from: Cruiser on September 2, 2009, 03:05:07 pm

I know people hate Merson but he at least had the decency to admit when he was wrong regarding our tie with Barca few years back and apologised.

But his sniggering, when Rednapp said he thought we could beat Barca, was pathetic and disrespectful. He looked like a c*nt, and would've looked like a bigger one had he not said something about it.

scatman · « **Reply #352 on:** September 2, 2009, 03:51:00 pm »

Quote from: Red Punjab on September 2, 2009, 03:45:28 pm

But his sniggering, when Rednapp said he thought we could beat Barca, was pathetic and disrespectful. He looked like a c*nt, and would've looked like a bigger one had he not said something about it.

he was a c*nt regardless of that comment.

J_Kopite · « **Reply #353 on:** September 2, 2009, 04:02:49 pm »

Andy Gray, just a horrible little chimp

INABITSKI · « **Reply #354 on:** September 2, 2009, 04:58:40 pm »

There are that many out there that come across as clueless and basically shit, I could pick a different one each day of the week!

Julio · « **Reply #355 on:** September 2, 2009, 05:50:32 pm »

The worst commntator of them all isn't even on the list.

Jon Champion, ex-Setanta, now of ESPN.
Those alliterations, the analogies...

Words can't do justice to the level of hatred I have for the prick.

exiledintheUSA · « **Reply #356 on:** September 2, 2009, 06:00:25 pm »

How the fuck is Tommy Smyth not on that list. I detest that little Irish prick so much, thanks fuck ESPN no longer have the rights to the Champions League over here in the USA.

DangerScouse · « **Reply #357 on:** September 2, 2009, 06:03:06 pm »

Quote from: Crackerjack Sam on September 2, 2009, 02:23:08 pm

Clive Tydesley

" . . . . . .and it's LIVVVVEEE . . . . ."

SalisburyRed · « **Reply #358 on:** September 2, 2009, 06:11:51 pm »

Quote from: Julio on September 2, 2009, 05:50:32 pm

The worst commntator of them all isn't even on the list.

Jon Champion, ex-Setanta, now of ESPN.
Those alliterations, the analogies...

Words can't do justice to the level of hatred I have for the prick.

He's one of my favourite commentators, in large part because he's one of the more articulate.

Quote from: DangerScouse on September 2, 2009, 06:03:06 pm

" . . . . . .and it's LIVVVVEEE . . . . ."

That's Martin Tyler, not Clive Tyldesley.

INABITSKI · « **Reply #359 on:** September 2, 2009, 06:19:32 pm »

Quote from: SalisburyRed on September 2, 2009, 06:11:51 pm

He's one of my favourite commentators, in large part because he's one of the more articulate.

Shame Joe Royal had to explain one of the most basic rules to him during the Villa game. Trying to commentate on a game when you don't know the basics is a bit of a slap in the face.

Finding him slightly annoying myself.

Quote from: SalisburyRed on September 2, 2009, 06:11:51 pm

That's Martin Tyler

Evraaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and Rooneyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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