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2021 Who is the best

Ally McCoist
Pat Nevin
Liam Rosenior
Andres Cantor
Lutalo Muhammad
Barry Davies
Nasser Hussain
Michael Johnson
Gaby Logan
Natalie Sawyer
Andy Brasswell
Orla Chennaoui
Arlo White
Hazel Irvine
Ebony Rainford-Brent
Isa Guha
Clare Balding
Chris Hoy
Becky Adlington
Beth Tweddle
Katherine Grainger
Richie Woodhall
Kelly Cates
Alan Shearer
Gary Lineker
Gary Neville
Jamie Carragher
Graeme Souness
Martin Tyler
John Champion
Clive Tyldesley
Jim Beglin
Ian Darke
Seb Hutchinson
Karen Carney
Alan Parry
David Coulthard
Mark Webber
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Re: Who is the worst Pundit/Sports Presenter/Commentator on Earth
« Reply #280 on: April 15, 2009, 01:01:26 pm »
That fucking stain who commentates for ITV. Trying to do a Russian accent but instead managed to sound like a retarded Manuel off Faulty Towers.

He always gets on my nerves. Chelsea fought back no thanks to us yet he praised them the entire game. At least praise both teams.

Fucking little shit!

I thought he was okay tonight.

And he also said something along the lines of "Chelsea have been handed out flags. These lot don't need them, they bring their own."

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Re: Who is the worst Pundit/Sports Presenter/Commentator on Earth
« Reply #281 on: April 15, 2009, 01:03:18 pm »
Anyone here the reasons why Tim Sherwood thinks Torres is not the best striker in the world?

Who did he say was?
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Re: Who is the worst Pundit/Sports Presenter/Commentator on Earth
« Reply #282 on: April 15, 2009, 01:08:33 pm »
Who did he say was?

Messi. Then when he was told Messi isn't a striker, he replied "well he scores more goals so is better than him".

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Re: Who is the worst Pundit/Sports Presenter/Commentator on Earth
« Reply #283 on: April 15, 2009, 01:20:40 pm »
Messi. Then when he was told Messi isn't a striker, he replied "well he scores more goals so is better than him".

Oh right thanks. I was expecting a sensible answer.
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Re: Who is the worst Pundit/Sports Presenter/Commentator on Earth
« Reply #284 on: April 15, 2009, 02:08:39 pm »
Ronnie Whelan
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Should be on that list.

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Re: Who is the worst Pundit/Sports Presenter/Commentator on Earth
« Reply #285 on: April 15, 2009, 02:50:14 pm »
The Guardian currently has an article written by their American journalist Steven Wells about the international hatred towards Tommy Smyth. I cringe to think what his analysis tonight toward his beloved Man. Utd will be like tonight

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Re: Who is the worst Pundit/Sports Presenter/Commentator on Earth
« Reply #286 on: April 15, 2009, 02:52:52 pm »
The Guardian currently has an article written by their American journalist Steven Wells about the international hatred towards Tommy Smyth. I cringe to think what his analysis tonight toward his beloved Man. Utd will be like tonight

Looking forward to that one. We'll have to come back on here afterwards and compare notes.

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Re: Who is the worst Pundit/Sports Presenter/Commentator on Earth
« Reply #287 on: April 15, 2009, 03:08:51 pm »
The Guardian currently has an article written by their American journalist Steven Wells about the international hatred towards Tommy Smyth. I cringe to think what his analysis tonight toward his beloved Man. Utd will be like tonight

http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/blog/2009/apr/15/tommy-smyth-us-soccer-espn

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« Reply #288 on: April 15, 2009, 09:45:54 pm »
Looking forward to that one. We'll have to come back on here afterwards and compare notes.


He seemed quite subdued tonight, perhaps someone had given him a copy of the Guardian's article. The pro Mancs bias was still over-the-top and he referred to Porto as Portugal on at least one occasion.

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« Reply #289 on: April 15, 2009, 10:23:48 pm »
He seemed quite subdued tonight, perhaps someone had given him a copy of the Guardian's article. The pro Mancs bias was still over-the-top and he referred to Porto as Portugal on at least one occasion.

Yep. As usual about 9/10 of what he said was either exceedingly obvious or flawed analysis.
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Re: Who is the worst Pundit/Sports Presenter/Commentator on Earth
« Reply #290 on: April 16, 2009, 03:29:49 pm »
Don't know if anybody has had the pleasure of listening to Carlton fucken Plamer play the pundit, but I doubt it. If you did he'd be the irst nam  on that list.

The sheer hate he has for Rafa is unbelievable and this is cming from one of Rafas harshest critic on these boards.

Before theMadrid game he said he thought Rafa should be sacked. After the Madrid victory, e said that it proved he was right: if it wasnt for Rafa he said, we'd have won by more.

Unbelievable stuff.

Efan fucken Ekoku is pretty fucken shite as well.

Don't understand the hate for David Pleat. Alwas enjoy his commentary, at least you feel he understands the game.

Carlton Palmer... He actually reckons Rafa didn't approach this game seriously and criticized Rafa after the game for taking off Torres and more bizarrely for not starting Gerrard ! 

Was about to post that pathetic comment after chelsea game. he knows fuck all about tactical play as he only talks about team selection and how can rafa play a injured player you thick charlie uniform november tango. that guy doesn't have one positive thing to say about us, rest of them including the host are muppets just nodding others opinion. Small time clown at ten sports have a shitty website to even complain about their coverage.

They must be worst one's out there no way Martin Tyler's Monkey's,sherwood's of the world are worse then them. they are one another level.
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« Reply #291 on: April 16, 2009, 08:09:37 pm »
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The Guardian currently has an article written by their American journalist Steven Wells about the international hatred towards Tommy Smyth. I cringe to think what his analysis tonight toward his beloved Man. Utd will be like tonight

He'd win this poll going away if he was on it, and if everybody had as much exposure to him as the ex-pats. Anybody who manages to piss-off three quarters of the English-speaking world and the supporters of all teams in every league, commands a certain respect.
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Re: Who is the worst Pundit/Sports Presenter/Commentator on Earth
« Reply #292 on: April 16, 2009, 08:59:46 pm »
Can I add Mark Bright to the list - what a  :tosser

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« Reply #293 on: April 17, 2009, 12:46:23 am »
I've never actually heard any sort of Carlton Palmer punditry or commentary or whatever the hell he does, but after that Paddy Power advert where pops up out of that mans bath...well I'm not sure I'm much of a Carlton Palmer fan after that. I don't think listening to him sounds wise.

Clive Tydsley, I believe, is a Manchester United fan. I think he should be commended for how he puts that aside and is so staggeringly pro-Liverpool during our games, he gets very excited when we score, praises Rafa and the players, constantly brings up the history and the pride of the club, and never shows any of the bias against us that you'd expect. I think he has a good voice for commentary too.

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Re: Who is the worst Pundit/Sports Presenter/Commentator on Earth
« Reply #294 on: April 17, 2009, 01:33:28 am »
Can I please add Robbie Mustoe and Efan Ekoku
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« Reply #295 on: April 19, 2009, 10:52:55 pm »
Can I add Mark Bright to the list - what a  :tosser

I got there before you :p but he should be on the list
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« Reply #296 on: April 19, 2009, 11:22:09 pm »
Mark Bright should be a pundit on fucking ballet dancing shows.
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Re: Who is the worst Pundit/Sports Presenter/Commentator on Earth
« Reply #297 on: April 19, 2009, 11:26:10 pm »
He's not on anymore, but anyone remember Peter Brackley, used to do PES back in the day.

What a guy.
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« Reply #298 on: April 19, 2009, 11:43:33 pm »
He's not on anymore, but anyone remember Peter Brackley, used to do PES back in the day.

What a guy.

He's been heard once or twice on ITV this season, and has also done commentary on FA Cup and Carling Cup matches for international viewers.

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« Reply #299 on: April 23, 2009, 05:39:07 pm »
Efan Ekoku is a twat who seemd to dislike us.

For the first Torres goal against Blackburn, he said something like "at the very least it should have been on target"

Fuck off, Efan, very few would have got the shot off, let alone on target, and you certainly wouldn't have, you shitty 1 in 3 journeyman striker.
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Re: Who is the worst Pundit/Sports Presenter/Commentator on Earth
« Reply #300 on: April 23, 2009, 05:45:53 pm »
Efan Ekoku is a twat who seemd to dislike us.

For the first Torres goal against Blackburn, he said something like "at the very least it should have been on target"

Fuck off, Efan, very few would have got the shot off, let alone on target, and you certainly wouldn't have, you shitty 1 in 3 journeyman striker.

Believe it or not, Efan Ekoku supports Liverpool.

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« Reply #301 on: April 23, 2009, 05:47:36 pm »
He's not on anymore, but anyone remember Peter Brackley, used to do PES back in the day.

What a guy.

He used to be good when he used to do the football italia games. He and Barry Davies are the best commentators ever for me.

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« Reply #302 on: April 29, 2009, 07:22:54 am »
Jamie Redknapp has apparently been banned from Ashburton Grove for awhile. Some of his celebrations, in a box right in front of Arsenal fans, are apparently quite provocative, not so sure I like that he has been banned from that but anything to limit seeing him before the end of the season. Hopefully we extend the ban anyway to part of next season

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« Reply #303 on: April 29, 2009, 09:02:02 am »
Clive Tyldsley while possibly a manc worked for Radio City for many years and did many big games for us. Remember seeing him in the Catholic Cathedral the day after Hillsborough at the evening service in a non working role.

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« Reply #304 on: April 29, 2009, 09:48:42 am »
http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/blog/2009/apr/15/tommy-smyth-us-soccer-espn



Just seen this now. Pretty much sums the prick up for me. The fucker absolutely ruined my Champions League football when I lived in Australia. I have sworn a blood oath to rid the world of him....., "Tommy 'Smyth with a Y' Smyth".

Jesus, just saying that boils my blood 3 years on!

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« Reply #305 on: April 29, 2009, 01:38:34 pm »
Believe it or not, Efan Ekoku supports Liverpool.

Fucking hell, he hides it well!
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« Reply #306 on: April 29, 2009, 01:43:05 pm »
RONNIE WHELAN, RONNIE WHELAN, RONNIE FUCKING WHELAN.  ASSHOLE. >:(
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« Reply #307 on: April 29, 2009, 02:17:16 pm »
Surprised Chris Kamara isn't on the list. He's similar to Andy Gray as they both have an issue with certain things, for example rotation and zonal marking, and make no attempt to entertain the benefits of these, instead focus negatively on them whenever they can. Andy Gray has also partly taken credit for our good form this season.
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« Reply #308 on: April 29, 2009, 02:21:40 pm »
What has he said?
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« Reply #309 on: April 29, 2009, 02:27:40 pm »
What has he said?

During one of our games recently, he was talking about how we're doing well this season and said something like 'we've learnt a lot about Rafa Benitez since he's come to England, and I'd like to think he's learnt from us (as in the media/pundits) too'.
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« Reply #310 on: April 29, 2009, 02:29:33 pm »
During one of our games recently, he was talking about how we're doing well this season and said something like 'we've learnt a lot about Rafa Benitez since he's come to England, and I'd like to think he's learnt from us (as in the media/pundits) too'.

Yeah, learned that they're a bunch of ignornat morons. Twat.
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« Reply #311 on: April 29, 2009, 04:37:54 pm »
I remember Richard Keys saying something at half time of the Villa game after Gerrard had scored the first penalty, how perhaps Gerrard was taking notice of sky when they show the positions he usually puts the ball as he kept rotating it. What a load of shite. I'm sure a world class footballer decides where he's going to put a penalty on the basis of "well Sky said I put it left last time so...", nothing to do with Gerrard perhaps doing a bit of homework on the goalkeeper and seeing if there's a pattern in the direction he dives.

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« Reply #312 on: April 29, 2009, 04:51:04 pm »
Where's John Champion in that list?  He's the main fucking commentator for ITV Champs League and Setanta and he's not on it?

I don't give a damn about the pundits at half time, I can quite happily not watch or listen at half-time, let them say what they want.  But having to sit through 90 mins of John Champion or any of the Sky muppets is usually enough to ruin the game for me.  Keep your fucking opinions to yourself, just tell me who's on the ball and who's scored.

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« Reply #313 on: April 30, 2009, 12:09:06 pm »
Did I mention that Alan Green is a fucking twat?
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« Reply #314 on: April 30, 2009, 12:10:16 pm »
Did I mention that Alen Green is a fucking twat?
He is indeed.

Alan Green, on the other hand, is a fine chap.

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« Reply #315 on: April 30, 2009, 12:27:38 pm »
He is indeed.

Alan Green, on the other hand, is a fine chap.

Perhaps, when he's not commentating on football matches.
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« Reply #316 on: April 30, 2009, 01:19:59 pm »
Where's John Champion in that list?  He's the main fucking commentator for ITV Champs League and Setanta and he's not on it?

I don't give a damn about the pundits at half time, I can quite happily not watch or listen at half-time, let them say what they want.  But having to sit through 90 mins of John Champion or any of the Sky muppets is usually enough to ruin the game for me.  Keep your fucking opinions to yourself, just tell me who's on the ball and who's scored.

He's normally okay, but he handed United the title on Sunday. Which is a bit foolish for a commentator to do when the Mancs, Chelsea and us have a total of 39 points to play for!

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« Reply #317 on: May 1, 2009, 10:44:45 pm »
Anyone here like James Richardson?

Used to do Serie A on Bravo/Eurosport a few years ago, on Setanta at the minute. Really likeable chap, and doesn't pretend he knows as much about the game as much as guests on his shows.

Would love to see Sky replace Key's with him, he's really good.

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« Reply #318 on: May 1, 2009, 11:20:13 pm »
Merson is a cock no doubt but fucks sake lads how has Ian Wright as low a score as that. The clueless fucker spouts an unreasonable amount of drivel on the basis that he's 'Engurlands biggest fan' as if that makes it alright. The stupid c*nt.

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« Reply #319 on: May 2, 2009, 12:23:51 am »
Merson is a cock no doubt but fucks sake lads how has Ian Wright as low a score as that.

Probably because he hasn't been on telly for about four years. Just a guess like.