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When you are in that boring meeting and you drift away thinking of how you are going to bang the shit out of your missus later, then the meeting suddenly ends and you have to get up and shake everyones hand while pitching a fucking huge tent.

Riises left boot · « **Reply #93 on:** August 31, 2011, 10:26:03 am »

Quote from: Bondred on August 31, 2011, 01:48:09 am

When you are in that boring meeting and you drift away thinking of how you are going to bang the shit out of your missus later, then the meeting suddenly ends and you have to get up and shake everyones hand while pitching a ~~fucking huge~~ disappointing tent.

same goes except

rodderzzz · « **Reply #94 on:** August 31, 2011, 10:54:47 pm »

you hand in a transfer request too late and have to play in the ressies for 3 months.

rodderzzz · « **Reply #95 on:** September 1, 2011, 12:01:28 am »

you post a current affairs joke before the event has played out in it's entirety

Anywhichwayicant · « **Reply #96 on:** September 1, 2011, 12:03:16 am »

You get the receipt back from the fit lass workin' in Maccy D's with her number wrapped up in it.

In no way awkward but still

ThepepeReina · « **Reply #97 on:** September 1, 2011, 12:48:58 am »

Didnt even think they gave out receipts.

Anywhichwayicant · « **Reply #98 on:** September 1, 2011, 12:51:23 am »

Quote from: Thepepereina on September 1, 2011, 12:48:58 am

Didnt even think they gave out receipts.

It's usually plastered to your drink.

Noelle · « **Reply #99 on:** September 1, 2011, 01:23:15 am »

Quote from: Anywhichwayucan on September 1, 2011, 12:03:16 am

You get the receipt back from the fit lass workin' in Maccy D's with her number wrapped up in it.

In no way awkward but still

She's a trap

Cre_mCr_cker · « **Reply #100 on:** September 1, 2011, 01:47:27 am »

You're on the way to your mates house and see a silhouette in his window so put your middle finger up, only to realise as you get closer that you're swearing at his mum.

Anywhichwayicant · « **Reply #101 on:** September 1, 2011, 02:11:04 am »

Quote from: Noelle on September 1, 2011, 01:23:15 am

She's a trap

Top, top lass, gave me free BBQ dip. I shall keep that for an appropriate time.

Valore · « **Reply #102 on:** September 1, 2011, 04:21:39 am »

you somehow decide its a good idea while inebriated to hide in your mate's closet and leap out to give him a scare, only to have him and his bird come in and getting it on before you quite realise what was happening.

and then of course, deciding to tough it out even though you desperately need to take a piss, to save everyone the embarrassment...

before giving up and falling out halfway through their exertions, and just legging it to the bathroom during the shocked silence.

Mouth · « **Reply #103 on:** September 1, 2011, 04:30:30 am »

Quote from: Valore on September 1, 2011, 04:21:39 am

you somehow decide its a good idea while inebriated to hide in your mate's closet and leap out to give him a scare, only to have him and his bird come in and getting it on before you quite realise what was happening.

and then of course, deciding to tough it out even though you desperately need to take a piss, to save everyone the embarrassment...

before giving up and falling out halfway through their exertions, and just legging it to the bathroom during the shocked silence.

Or being a peeping tom but getting caught out because you need a piss, then pretending it was a practical joke that went wrong.

Valore · « **Reply #104 on:** September 1, 2011, 04:50:50 am »

That would be awkward, considering she's my ex, and the only things I hadn't see belonged to my mate

alonsoisared · « **Reply #105 on:** September 1, 2011, 05:31:53 am »

Quote from: RedinExeter on September 1, 2011, 01:47:27 am

You're on the way to your mates house and see a silhouette in his window so put your middle finger up, only to realise as you get closer that you're swearing at his mum.

haha class

GEMSTAR58 · « **Reply #106 on:** September 1, 2011, 05:23:21 pm »

Quote from: Valore on September 1, 2011, 04:21:39 am

you somehow decide its a good idea while inebriated to hide in your mate's closet and leap out to give him a scare, only to have him and his bird come in and getting it on before you quite realise what was happening.

and then of course, deciding to tough it out even though you desperately need to take a piss, to save everyone the embarrassment...

before giving up and falling out halfway through their exertions, and just legging it to the bathroom during the shocked silence.

Hahaha

evie · « **Reply #107 on:** September 1, 2011, 07:14:54 pm »

...you're on some sleep over camp at age 10 and you're picking your nose, looking up to see one of the leaders taking a photo of you in that exact moment

evie · « **Reply #108 on:** September 1, 2011, 07:16:32 pm »

Quote from: Lawnmowerman on August 29, 2011, 12:28:41 pm

When your watching a nature documentary with the family and the animal sex commences

I hate that!

really cracking up here!

johnybarnes · « **Reply #109 on:** September 1, 2011, 07:32:17 pm »

Quote from: Thepepereina on September 1, 2011, 12:48:58 am

Didnt even think they gave out receipts.

They don't give out numbers either

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #110 on:** September 1, 2011, 07:32:57 pm »

Quote from: rodderzzz on September 1, 2011, 12:01:28 am

you post a current affairs joke before the event has played out in it's entirety

Haha nice one raul, sorry rodderzzz.

OrangeMochaFraps · « **Reply #111 on:** September 1, 2011, 07:49:03 pm »

That awkward moment when you find another football fan in America and they tell you they're United fans.

GEMSTAR58 · « **Reply #112 on:** September 1, 2011, 07:50:22 pm »

when a female catches you staring at her tits or ass.

S24 LFC · « **Reply #113 on:** September 1, 2011, 07:59:58 pm »

when you join in with a song at the match, just as everyone else stops.

The Scouseologist · « **Reply #114 on:** September 2, 2011, 09:56:40 am »

You posted outside of the flagpole corner section into the Liverpool Forum and realised exactly why you tend to avoid that section of RAWK.

Welshred · « **Reply #115 on:** September 2, 2011, 10:48:32 am »

When your date turns round to you, mid-date, and says "sorry, but what's your name?"

Didn't happen to me by the way

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #116 on:** September 2, 2011, 10:50:30 am »

Quote from: Welshred on September 2, 2011, 10:48:32 am

When your date turns round to you, mid-date, and says "sorry, but what's your name?"

Didn't happen to me by the way

I went to visit my brother at uni once and met a girl there who I started seeing for a while. Went out for dinner one time and she called me my brother's name. That was a good moment!

Welshred · « **Reply #117 on:** September 2, 2011, 10:53:06 am »

Quote from: Crosby Nick on September 2, 2011, 10:50:30 am

I went to visit my brother at uni once and met a girl there who I started seeing for a while. Went out for dinner one time and she called me my brother's name. That was a good moment!

It was a great moment. I was out with my missus and we bumped into her housemate and her date by coincidence, so we went for a drink with them and saw the whole moment play out in front of us!

The Scouseologist · « **Reply #118 on:** September 2, 2011, 11:06:29 am »

You send a goodbye email to the firm as your actually leaving today. A girl you have fancied since you started emails back "where are you off?" you tell her, have a little flirt over emails then pluck up the courage to tell her you have fancied her since you started working here, and now the emails stop....

Yes folks, this is happening too me right now as we speak!!

Enemy · « **Reply #119 on:** September 2, 2011, 11:08:15 am »

Quote from: Welshred on September 2, 2011, 10:48:32 am

When your date turns round to you, mid-date, and says "sorry, but what's your name?"

Didn't happen to me by the way

When you're on a date and the other person who you have no intention of seeing again turns round and says 'I really like you'.