Author Topic: That awkward moment when... (Read 18496 times)

SMD · « **on:** August 29, 2011, 11:27:07 am »

...your mate's girlfriend says The Godfather is 'long and shit'.

INABITSKI · « **Reply #1 on:** August 29, 2011, 11:28:38 am »

... you start slagging off someone, only to realise the person you are speaking to is a relation of them.

Lucas21 · « **Reply #2 on:** August 29, 2011, 11:29:06 am »

Isn't it though? The third one was by far the best

SMD · « **Reply #3 on:** August 29, 2011, 11:29:47 am »

Quote from: lucas21 on August 29, 2011, 11:29:06 am

Isn't it though? The third one was by far the best

You're funny.

Lucas21 · « **Reply #4 on:** August 29, 2011, 11:34:19 am »

.... you think you have hung up the phone, muttering about said caller only to see that you are still connected

Quote from: SMD on August 29, 2011, 11:29:47 am

You're funny.

Quality showings. Can't beat Robert Duvall

Sir Harvest Fields · « **Reply #5 on:** August 29, 2011, 11:41:28 am »

Banging some bird, when her phone rings, its her husband so you stop, then when she has finished the call you carry on failing to notice that the phone has not been hung up properly and her husband is listening.

zimmie'5555 · « **Reply #6 on:** August 29, 2011, 11:41:40 am »

when someone uses the phrase 'that awkward moment when . . . '

♠Dirty Harry♠ · « **Reply #7 on:** August 29, 2011, 11:48:30 am »

You say you've never seen the Godfather and are in no real rush to either because you're not big on the Mafia thing but only then to be told that it's not really about the Mafia but about family affairs. Poker Face.

SMD · « **Reply #8 on:** August 29, 2011, 11:50:56 am »

If you're just a fan of film, The Godfather has some absolutely wonderful shots.

Dowling10 · « **Reply #9 on:** August 29, 2011, 11:53:37 am »

Quote from: Sir Harvest Fields on August 29, 2011, 11:41:28 am

Banging some bird, when her phone rings, its her husband so you stop, then when she has finished the call you carry on failing to notice that the phone has not been hung up properly and her husband is listening.

You'd bang a bird knowingly while she has a husband?

Trump's tiny tiny hands · « **Reply #10 on:** August 29, 2011, 11:55:34 am »

You sneeze and fart at the same time

Sir Harvest Fields · « **Reply #11 on:** August 29, 2011, 11:55:56 am »

Quote from: hi mum! on August 29, 2011, 11:53:37 am

You'd bang a bird knowingly while she has a husband?

Yup. I was single. I wasnt cheating, she was.

♠Dirty Harry♠ · « **Reply #12 on:** August 29, 2011, 12:00:24 pm »

Quote from: Sir Harvest Fields on August 29, 2011, 11:55:56 am

Yup. I was single. I wasnt cheating, she was.

Well if you didn't do it someone was after-all... right? May as well been a stand-up character like yourself

Riises left boot · « **Reply #13 on:** August 29, 2011, 12:04:00 pm »

when u say bye to someone but both of you keep walking the same way
when you wave back at someone and realize they're not waving at you

Sir Harvest Fields · « **Reply #14 on:** August 29, 2011, 12:15:30 pm »

Quote from: ♠Dirty Harry♠ on August 29, 2011, 12:00:24 pm

Well if you didn't do it someone was after-all... right? May as well been a stand-up character like yourself

If only i told you who the Husband was

freedom · « **Reply #15 on:** August 29, 2011, 12:15:58 pm »

Quote from: Trumps on August 29, 2011, 11:55:34 am

You sneeze and fart at the same time

Kashinoda · « **Reply #16 on:** August 29, 2011, 12:17:03 pm »

My mate just pre-ordered Battlefield 3 and now his GF has declared games are stupid and a waste of time.

SMD · « **Reply #17 on:** August 29, 2011, 12:23:39 pm »

Quote from: Kashinoda on August 29, 2011, 12:17:03 pm

My mate just pre-ordered Battlefield 3 and now his GF has declared games are stupid and a waste of time.

He should tell her to stop playing games with his head then.

CorKopite · « **Reply #18 on:** August 29, 2011, 12:23:53 pm »

......the steering on your car randomly goes on a busy Saturday in the city centre leaving you unable to change the direction of the car whatsoever and you end up slowly coming to a stop in the middle of the road not even able to pull in while people keep beeping at you wondering what the fuck you're doing blocking the road.

Kashinoda · « **Reply #19 on:** August 29, 2011, 12:24:44 pm »

Quote from: SMD on August 29, 2011, 12:23:39 pm

He should tell her to stop playing games with his head then.

excellent

Lawnmowerman · « **Reply #20 on:** August 29, 2011, 12:28:41 pm »

Quote from: Riises left boot on August 29, 2011, 12:04:00 pm

when you wave back at someone and realize they're not waving at you

haha thats a real sickener

When your watching a nature documentary with the family and the animal sex commences

Johnny Foreigner · « **Reply #21 on:** August 29, 2011, 12:29:38 pm »

you're a man in your forties and walking around - either doing live commentary of a liverpool game or pretending to be a new york gangster - and you realize you got someone behind you..

-Willo- · « **Reply #22 on:** August 29, 2011, 12:32:19 pm »

When your singing at the match and you go to repeat the chant, usually oh when the reds go marching in, and everyone's shut up, just have to fade it out

Riises left boot · « **Reply #23 on:** August 29, 2011, 12:38:06 pm »

Quote from: -Willo- on August 29, 2011, 12:32:19 pm

When your singing at the match and you go to repeat the chant, usually oh when the reds go marching in, and everyone's shut up, just have to fade it out

When u stand up and belt out a chant trying to satrt it off, before realising no one else is interested and have to sink back into your seat

-Willo- · « **Reply #24 on:** August 29, 2011, 12:39:46 pm »

Quote from: Riises left boot on August 29, 2011, 12:38:06 pm

When u stand up and belt out a chant trying to satrt it off, before realising no one else is interested and have to sink back into your seat

Only chant I've ever started is "we won it 5 times" at Ewood Park last season, to be fair it was coming but I thought id take action before someone else did.

But yeah that has happened to me a few times, especially when I've been sat in Anny road lower in a big like Everton or Utd

007.lankyguy · « **Reply #25 on:** August 29, 2011, 12:42:26 pm »

That awkward moment when you don't finish off your sent...

Riises left boot · « **Reply #26 on:** August 29, 2011, 12:48:07 pm »

Quote from: lankyguy007 on August 29, 2011, 12:42:26 pm

That awkward moment when you don't finish off your sent...

You posted to quickly! Wow thats awkward....how ironic

Lucas21 · « **Reply #27 on:** August 29, 2011, 12:49:31 pm »

....you can't trust a fart

... · « **Reply #28 on:** August 29, 2011, 12:51:07 pm »

...You say something and a split second later you realise you shouldn't have said it.

Effes · « **Reply #29 on:** August 29, 2011, 12:56:35 pm »

You rub your nose when talking to someone in work and a piece of snot falls
and lands on their paperwork.

Cruiser · « **Reply #30 on:** August 29, 2011, 12:59:45 pm »

Watching TV with the family when the toddler playing with the remote accidently switches to a porn channel... $:-\$

OneTouchFooty · « **Reply #31 on:** August 29, 2011, 01:02:35 pm »

...a fat bird is describing herself as 'curvy'

Riises left boot · « **Reply #32 on:** August 29, 2011, 01:04:14 pm »

hysterical women.......I just cant deal with them.

INABITSKI · « **Reply #33 on:** August 29, 2011, 01:08:03 pm »

Quote from: OneTouchFooty on August 29, 2011, 01:02:35 pm

...a fat bird is describing herself as 'curvy'

BBW

Les Willis · « **Reply #34 on:** August 29, 2011, 01:15:02 pm »

... She says, is it in yet?

Les Willis · « **Reply #35 on:** August 29, 2011, 01:16:09 pm »

Quote from: INABITSKI on August 29, 2011, 01:08:03 pm

BBW

Call me old, but what does the BBW stand for? I see it a lot on *ahem* certain sites, but have never worked out the acronym.

INABITSKI · « **Reply #36 on:** August 29, 2011, 01:16:53 pm »

Quote from: Les Willis on August 29, 2011, 01:16:09 pm

Call me old, but what does the BBW stand for? I see it a lot on *ahem* certain sites, but have never worked out the acronym.

Big Beautiful Woman.

Certainly each to their own.

Riises left boot · « **Reply #37 on:** August 29, 2011, 01:17:06 pm »

Quote from: Les Willis on August 29, 2011, 01:15:02 pm

... She says, is it in yet?

Your that wasted, she has to tell you its not even in yet .......never happened to me .....

Lawnmowerman · « **Reply #38 on:** August 29, 2011, 01:17:48 pm »

Quote from: Les Willis on August 29, 2011, 01:16:09 pm

Call me old, but what does the BBW stand for? I see it a lot on *ahem* certain sites, but have never worked out the acronym.

Big Bouncy Weapons

Les Willis · « **Reply #39 on:** August 29, 2011, 01:17:48 pm »

Quote from: INABITSKI on August 29, 2011, 01:16:53 pm

Big Beautiful Women.

Certainly each to their own.

Cheers. I was always trying to think of something ruder..