Author Topic: Adverts you hate (Read 195585 times)

ToneLa · « **Reply #1040 on:** December 28, 2019, 04:08:02 pm »

Every advert.

bradders1011 · « **Reply #1041 on:** December 28, 2019, 11:23:38 pm »

Quote from: The Bournemouth Red on December 28, 2019, 02:06:37 pm

"I love the community family feel of Tombola."

Yeah, right. If that person in the ad sat next you wins the massive jackpot when you only need one number, tell me you won't call them a b@stard!

"I love the community feeling. It really softens the growing realisation that I'm sat alone on the sofa pissing money away on my iPad on rigged games."

So… Howard Philips · « **Reply #1042 on:** December 29, 2019, 12:42:06 am »

Quote from: Spion Night, Holy Night on December 28, 2019, 01:34:05 pm

But she does that J'adore ad, and I hate that with a passion. Hate it.

Every time it comes on, my partner says "here's your mate" because she knows I hate it so much.

Hmmmm.....Well I never knew the name of the perfume but I'll bow to your superior knowledge.

The Bournemouth Red · « **Reply #1043 on:** December 29, 2019, 07:25:02 am »

Quote from: bradders1011 on December 28, 2019, 11:23:38 pm

"I love the community feeling. It really softens the growing realisation that I'm sat alone on the sofa pissing money away on my iPad on rigged games."

Buck Pete · « **Reply #1044 on:** December 30, 2019, 11:27:42 am »

Quote from: Spion Night, Holy Night on December 28, 2019, 01:34:05 pm

Every time it comes on, my partner says "here's your mate" because she knows I hate it so much.

Haha. Saw a Meme pop up on Facebook recently that said something along the lines of - Are you even British if you don't say to the person your with "Here's your mate" when you see someone they don't like.

Buck Pete · « **Reply #1045 on:** December 30, 2019, 11:31:02 am »

Them women on the Tombola adverts are just one busted full-house away from giving their local version of Gary Windass a call

CHOPPER · « **Reply #1046 on:** December 31, 2019, 01:30:58 pm »

The surprise afforded at the end of Tena Ladies advert, that they do a through the night range, is not really the kind of joy and surprise am looking for.

What happens when we start doing a fella's ones for pissed at the match " well try Tena for men, see all the match without having to fuck off and go for a piss - and no visible lines either!"

I just piss and go.

rob1966 · « **Reply #1047 on:** December 31, 2019, 03:32:57 pm »

Alan is an equity release advisor - no, Alan is a c*nt who is trying to put you and your dependents in debt so he can make a quick buck on his commission

Ziltoid · « **Reply #1048 on:** December 31, 2019, 05:58:21 pm »

Captain Morgan, the c*nt.

So… Howard Philips · « **Reply #1049 on:** December 31, 2019, 06:58:34 pm »

Quote from: Ziltoid on December 31, 2019, 05:58:21 pm

Captain Morgan, the c*nt.

It's the hangers on that get my goat.

Nitramdorf · « **Reply #1050 on:** December 31, 2019, 07:03:06 pm »

Stylish, secure, Solidor. Every person does my head in.

Also Schofield and his fluffy we buy any car ads. I'd love to beat his lips off.

BlackandWhitePaul · « **Reply #1051 on:** December 31, 2019, 07:29:44 pm »

Quote from: ToneLa on December 28, 2019, 04:08:02 pm

Every advert.

Same here. I do not watch any advert, ever.

Big Red Richie · « **Reply #1052 on:** December 31, 2019, 08:16:48 pm »

Quote from: BlackandWhitePaul on December 31, 2019, 07:29:44 pm

Same here. I do not watch any advert, ever.

Then how do you know you hate them?

Just saying like.

Tesco tearaway · « **Reply #1053 on:** January 3, 2020, 11:00:00 pm »

The 'on the beach' travel agent adverts are really shite

The Bournemouth Red · « **Reply #1054 on:** January 5, 2020, 03:25:14 pm »

Any diet company as, prey on the insecure why don't you.

bradders1011 · « **Reply #1055 on:** January 5, 2020, 07:10:21 pm »

This one on twitter.

bradders1011 · « **Reply #1056 on:** January 11, 2020, 04:16:45 pm »

The Diet Coke one. Awful on so many levels.

rob1966 · « **Reply #1057 on:** January 11, 2020, 05:00:54 pm »

Carol Vorderman has now gone from flogging equity release shite to shite over 50's life insurance. Anything for money eh Carol?

El Lobo · « **Reply #1058 on:** January 11, 2020, 08:06:48 pm »

Don’t particularly hate it but the Churchill advert on a skateboard....it’s CGI but they still had to make sure the dog had realistic bollocks on him? Like someone went ‘for the sake of realism, we should film the CGI dog from behind and make sure his balls are visible’

Tesco tearaway · « **Reply #1059 on:** January 11, 2020, 10:13:27 pm »

Quote from: fucking appalled on January 11, 2020, 08:06:48 pm

Don’t particularly hate it but the Churchill advert on a skateboard....it’s CGI but they still had to make sure the dog had realistic bollocks on him? Like someone went ‘for the sake of realism, we should film the CGI dog from behind and make sure his balls are visible’

The Bournemouth Red · « **Reply #1060 on:** January 12, 2020, 09:11:51 am »

Quote from: fucking appalled on January 11, 2020, 08:06:48 pm

Don’t particularly hate it but the Churchill advert on a skateboard....it’s CGI but they still had to make sure the dog had realistic bollocks on him? Like someone went ‘for the sake of realism, we should film the CGI dog from behind and make sure his balls are visible’

Didn't look that closely myself.

rob1966 · « **Reply #1061 on:** January 12, 2020, 09:36:10 am »

Quote from: The Bournemouth Red on January 12, 2020, 09:11:51 am

Didn't look that closely myself.

You will next time though

The Bournemouth Red · « **Reply #1062 on:** January 12, 2020, 11:43:19 am »

Quote from: rob1966 on January 12, 2020, 09:36:10 am

You will next time though

Deliberately watching ITV for ads, bring on the bollocks!

Barneylfc∗ · « **Reply #1063 on:** January 12, 2020, 11:54:43 am »

Quote from: BlackandWhitePaul on December 31, 2019, 07:29:44 pm

Same here. I do not watch any advert, ever.

Of course you dont

ChaChaMooMoo · « **Reply #1064 on:** January 12, 2020, 12:31:54 pm »

Quote from: fucking appalled on January 11, 2020, 08:06:48 pm

Don’t particularly hate it but the Churchill advert on a skateboard....it’s CGI but they still had to make sure the dog had realistic bollocks on him? Like someone went ‘for the sake of realism, we should film the CGI dog from behind and make sure his balls are visible’

I dont think thats fake. Skateboarding dogs are a real thing apparently.

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek_QZVGUesM" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek_QZVGUesM</a>

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #1065 on:** January 12, 2020, 12:42:19 pm »

Quote from: BlackandWhitePaul on December 31, 2019, 07:29:44 pm

Same here. I do not watch any advert, ever.

Not even the Shearer McNasty's one?

The Bournemouth Red · « **Reply #1066 on:** January 12, 2020, 03:02:01 pm »

Muller Light gin and tonic flavour.

Must be a piss take? Can't think of anything more repellant.

Lee1-6Liv · « **Reply #1067 on:** January 12, 2020, 03:23:59 pm »

The wowcher ad with the woman with red hair.

El Lobo · « **Reply #1068 on:** January 12, 2020, 03:56:20 pm »

Quote from: Barneylfc on January 12, 2020, 11:54:43 am

Of course you dont

He doesn’t have a tv to be fair, or any electric goods. Just lives in an allotment with its own orchard, keeping warm cycling around in his coat made from tortured coyote fur.

Nitramdorf · « **Reply #1069 on:** January 12, 2020, 04:57:41 pm »

Quote from: Liverlee on January 12, 2020, 03:23:59 pm

The wowcher ad with the woman with red hair.

Yes, she is mad. The girl with the curly hair however

Statto Red · « **Reply #1070 on:** January 14, 2020, 03:21:16 pm »

The constant bombardment of charity ads telling you how much to donate too, just fuck off, most of these charities pay CEOs & board 6 figure salaries, & so little of the pound goes to the actual cause too.

Buck Pete · « **Reply #1071 on:** January 14, 2020, 04:15:56 pm »

Quote from: rob1966 on January 12, 2020, 09:36:10 am

You will next time though

Haha just about to reply to the OP and say I'll be looking out for Churchies Plums next time its on

Lee1-6Liv · « **Reply #1072 on:** January 18, 2020, 10:19:10 pm »

The Nationwide adverts, trying to come arcoss as off the cuff. Just shut the fuck up.

Tesco tearaway · « **Reply #1073 on:** January 18, 2020, 10:33:59 pm »

Quote from: Statto Red on January 14, 2020, 03:21:16 pm

The constant bombardment of charity ads telling you how much to donate too, just fuck off, most of these charities pay CEOs & board 6 figure salaries, & so little of the pound goes to the actual cause too.

Fucking begverts

It does make me laugh though when I hear the words "Suffering Donkeys"
I always think of Batman and Robin

bradders1011 · « **Reply #1074 on:** February 6, 2020, 07:41:07 pm »

That one for the crap, tasteless diet brownie with the reworking of Total Eclipse of the Heart that doesn't even scan properly.

The Bournemouth Red · « **Reply #1075 on:** February 9, 2020, 10:11:45 am »

Quote from: Tesco tearaway on January 18, 2020, 10:33:59 pm

Fucking begverts

The charity/lottery ads. If they don't get your cash through guilt then bring on the greed incentive.

Sheer Magnetism · « **Reply #1076 on:** February 10, 2020, 10:21:40 am »

That fabric softener ad with the morons sitting on a bed outside a shopping centre going "BEDgasm???" and expressing supposed shock that the sheets were washed 'a week ago'.

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #1077 on:** February 10, 2020, 11:06:52 am »

Quote from: Sheer Magnetism on February 10, 2020, 10:21:40 am

That fabric softener ad with the morons sitting on a bed outside a shopping centre going "BEDgasm???" and expressing supposed shock that the sheets were washed 'a week ago'.

Especially when presuambly they’re lying in sheets that moments earlier some other member of the public had been sprawled in.

Tesco tearaway · « **Reply #1078 on:** February 11, 2020, 11:27:46 am »

The Hattons advert for the gold quarter sovereign .
"Its made with a mixture of ancient and modern gold."
No it fucking isnt you con artists

The Bournemouth Red · « **Reply #1079 on:** February 13, 2020, 09:11:13 am »

Quote from: Tesco tearaway on February 11, 2020, 11:27:46 am

The Hattons advert for the gold quarter sovereign .
"Its made with a mixture of ancient and modern gold."
No it fucking isnt you con artists

All the ads for these limited edition coins are rip offs. Only one in a million households can own the commemorative anniversary coin commemorating some event or something.

It's similar to the commemorative plates that used to be in Sunday paper mags. Overpriced crap sold to gullible dumbwits.

Viz used to do great pisstakes of these.