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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
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« Reply #20001 on: September 25, 2021, 02:37:32 pm »
They have Rafa up next week as well, hopefully he has his pile of shit team up for it.

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« Reply #20002 on: September 25, 2021, 02:37:46 pm »
Not so much a team, more a collection of individuals
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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #20003 on: September 25, 2021, 02:37:59 pm »
Their next 8 fixtures:

Villarreal (H)
Everton (H)
Leicester City (A)
Atalanta (H)
Liverpool (H)
Tottenham (A)
Atalanta (A)
Manchester City (H)

Don’t see Ole surviving that  :( ;D
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« Reply #20004 on: September 25, 2021, 02:39:21 pm »
We really need to go there and beat them. A draw is never the end of the world there but look at their defence compared to ours.
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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #20005 on: September 25, 2021, 02:39:37 pm »
State of that club, think the fans should have a riot protest sometime next month

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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #20006 on: September 25, 2021, 02:40:11 pm »
They’re crap. No midfield. Greenwood and Varane are the only ones who stick out.
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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #20007 on: September 25, 2021, 02:41:52 pm »
OGS got his penalty, hope he's happy now.

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« Reply #20008 on: September 25, 2021, 02:42:31 pm »
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« Reply #20009 on: September 25, 2021, 02:42:40 pm »
OGS got his penalty, hope he's happy now.

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Dean Smith went off on one last season about how these always get pens against him. Hopefully he can rub it in.
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« Reply #20010 on: September 25, 2021, 02:43:41 pm »
Not so much a team, more a collection of individuals
But time & again the pundits overlook the team aspect and glorify individuals.

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« Reply #20011 on: September 25, 2021, 02:44:11 pm »
They’re crap. No midfield. Greenwood and Varane are the only ones who stick out.

Maguire sticks out….well his forehead does anyway ….

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« Reply #20013 on: September 25, 2021, 02:44:42 pm »
Now Ronaldo's there, the gameplan is to basically feed him chances and if that doesn't work try and get pens (amazed he didn't take the pen though).

Their gameplay was a lot better against Leeds with a more fluid attack, as much as Bielsa plays right into their hands.
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« Reply #20014 on: September 25, 2021, 02:45:25 pm »
I've stuck tenner on them scoring a penalty tomorrow, it's an absolute cert. Only 3.5/1 as well so the bookies probably think it'll happen too.
Did you put money on them scoring one or getting one?

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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #20015 on: September 25, 2021, 02:46:26 pm »
I've stuck tenner on them scoring a penalty tomorrow, it's an absolute cert. Only 3.5/1 as well so the bookies probably think it'll happen too.

Scoring? or Getting a pen?
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« Reply #20016 on: September 25, 2021, 02:48:02 pm »
Did he blame Klopp for getting a penalty but missing it?

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« Reply #20017 on: September 25, 2021, 02:48:08 pm »
Crying about penalties in his presser, gets gifted one and they miss it. :lmao

They are absolute bobbins.

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« Reply #20018 on: September 25, 2021, 02:48:35 pm »
Excellent stuff. And not unexpected either.

My only concern now - and all Reds share it - is that Solskjaer doesn't lose too many on the trot.

What a shower of shite they are.
I fear that like last year, another tactical capitulation in the CL group over the next month, and then once his great protector Woodward has left at Christmas, it’ll be curtains for the goblin-faced substitute PE teacher with (very likely) Conte drafted in for the new year.
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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #20019 on: September 25, 2021, 02:49:33 pm »
Their next 8 fixtures:

Villarreal (H)
Everton (H)
Leicester City (A)
Atalanta (H)
Liverpool (H)
Tottenham (A)
Atalanta (A)
Manchester City (H)

Don’t see Ole surviving that  :( ;D

Oh no. I hope he wins some.
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« Reply #20020 on: September 25, 2021, 02:49:54 pm »
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« Reply #20021 on: September 25, 2021, 02:51:04 pm »
Their top topics in redcafe

Will Bruno leave penalties to Ronaldo now?

We are an awfully coached team

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« Reply #20022 on: September 25, 2021, 02:51:29 pm »
Now Ronaldo's there, the gameplan is to basically feed him chances and if that doesn't work try and get pens (amazed he didn't take the pen though).

Their gameplay was a lot better against Leeds with a more fluid attack, as much as Bielsa plays right into their hands.

It'll always end up the Ronaldo stat padding show at this stage of his career,  the club becomes secondary.  Not worth the hassle.  Who cares if one guy scores 30 or if its shared between 4. It's still 30 goals.  What matters is the level of the team,  in both phases of play,  when getting the goals.  Those levels are what will decide the trophies. 

Long may they play Fernandes,  Pogba and Ronaldo together.

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« Reply #20023 on: September 25, 2021, 02:52:30 pm »
The only thing that could have made this funnier is if the ref ordered to re take the penalty then this time Ronaldo sent it to Row Z.

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« Reply #20024 on: September 25, 2021, 02:53:26 pm »
Now Ronaldo's there, the gameplan is to basically feed him chances and if that doesn't work try and get pens (amazed he didn't take the pen though).

Their gameplay was a lot better against Leeds with a more fluid attack, as much as Bielsa plays right into their hands.


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« Reply #20025 on: September 25, 2021, 02:54:07 pm »
De Gea saved a last minute pen and Bruno missed a last minute pen. The equation is balanced.

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« Reply #20026 on: September 25, 2021, 02:54:24 pm »
Neville rallying the troops for an attack on the stadium yet?

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« Reply #20027 on: September 25, 2021, 02:54:54 pm »
Did he blame Klopp for getting a penalty but missing it?
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« Reply #20028 on: September 25, 2021, 02:55:15 pm »
They have spent more than City since he came in. They seem to eb struggling at home.

Leeds (H) W
Southampton (A) D
Wolves (A) W
Newcastle (H) W
Young Boys (A) L
West Ham (A) W
West Ham (H) L
Villa (H) L

Of their 4 wins, comprehensively beat Leeds (17th), Scraped past Wolves (16th), Struggled initialy but finished strongly against Newcastle (18th), scraped past West Ham (9th). Drew against Saints but could easily have lost (15th.

It really is a poor return. Their team is such a hodge podge of different styles. An attackking LB, a defensive RB, a CB that sits deep and clears, a ball-playing CB that plays a high line, ordinary holding midfielders, a bunch of attacking midfielders looking to shoot from range, a goal-hanging striker, it seems there is no plan at all.

 
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« Reply #20029 on: September 25, 2021, 02:55:28 pm »
It'll always end up the Ronaldo stat padding show at this stage of his career,  the club becomes secondary.  Not worth the hassle.  Who cares if one guy scores 30 or if its shared between 4. It's still 30 goals.  What matters is the level of the team,  in both phases of play,  when getting the goals.  Those levels are what will decide the trophies. 

Long may they play Fernandes,  Pogba and Ronaldo together.

All three are pure luxury players. Fernandes might score 20 goals, Ronaldo might score 30 (with the aid of pens) and Pogba might bag a ton of assists. which is enough to win them games. What do they contribute off the ball though, or in terms of team play?
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« Reply #20030 on: September 25, 2021, 02:56:13 pm »
Ole is so clueless. There's no point having very good attackers when your midfield is shite. The guy has built a FIFA 22 team.

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« Reply #20031 on: September 25, 2021, 02:56:41 pm »
Hopefulleh we are treated to a rant from Andeh Tey.
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« Reply #20032 on: September 25, 2021, 02:57:44 pm »
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please,

don't fire Ole

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« Reply #20033 on: September 25, 2021, 02:58:58 pm »
Now apparently he's moaning about Villa...

'The way they get around the penalty spot, get around Bruno, that's not to my liking'

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« Reply #20034 on: September 25, 2021, 02:58:58 pm »
Just caught up with the result.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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« Reply #20035 on: September 25, 2021, 02:59:39 pm »
At this point the number of attackers is overkill,  shit use of resources.  All fit,  they could have picked Lingard,  Rashford,  Sancho,  Cavani in attack and be left with Martial spare.  None of whom started today.

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« Reply #20036 on: September 25, 2021, 02:59:46 pm »
Why was their game at 12:30 today seeing as it wasn't televised?
However if something serious happens to them I will eat my own cock.


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« Reply #20037 on: September 25, 2021, 03:00:12 pm »
Now apparently he's moaning about Villa...

'The way they get around the penalty spot, get around Bruno, that's not to my liking'

:lmao

What does he expect, that they'll wish him luck?

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« Reply #20039 on: September 25, 2021, 03:00:42 pm »
Moaned about decisions for pens... gets one.

What does he say, it's offside their goal