Topic: Harry Maguire considering his options thread

[Max_powers]

https://www.theguardian.com/football/live/2021/sep/24/premier-league-team-news-chelsea-v-manchester-city-buildup-and-more-live

He knows damn well that diving and penalties is the only reason why they finished 2nd last year and its their only hope this season as well.

Honestly if they start giving some of those pens like last season, football becomes meaningless. Its a game of small margins, most games are won by a goal or two. If you give all those soft pens then pretty much every game will get decided not by footballers but by refs.

Number of penalties being awarded last season was double compared to 90's and early 00's. Does that mean defenders are twice as reckless or just refs are much more easily duped by diving twats.

[Peabee]

It's early to start calling Sancho a waste of money...but Old Trafford has been a player graveyard over the past decade. Horrendous track record with genuine talent.

Do they actually coach players? It just seems if a player isn’t performing, they replace them rather than work on them.

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

Rafa Ole Rant

[the 92A]

Nothing is as important as keeping Oleh in the job, imagine these lot with a competent manager, who knew what he was doing, Yes Oleh it's all Klopps fault you've had 5 penalties to our 2 since Klopp spoke out

[Uncle Ronnie]

Joyce:

Liverpool in the Premier League under Klopp: 225 games, 7,192 touches in the opposition's box

Man Utd in the Premier League under Solskjær: 102 games, 2,641 touches in the opposition's box

Both 32 penalties awarded each.

They’re averaging a penalty every 3 games essentially. That’s insane

[RyanBabel19]

They’re averaging a penalty every 3 games essentially. That’s insane

Especially when you consider they got one for Fernandes stomping on an opposition players ankle

[Nitramdorf]

They’re averaging a penalty every 3 games essentially. That’s insane

It also seems a lot higher, if someone aksed me I'd say 4 in 5 or something similar. Cheating bastards.

[Clint Eastwood]

Ole absolutely shocked his side is getting a normal number of penalties now.

[FiSh77]

Lucky they've not had any bookings, few games the rat faced c*nt could've easily been off for diving, fucking vermin that fella and would be legged out of the league if he was at any other club

[disgraced cake]

Fuck off Smeagol, you disgusting little fucking freak

[Ravishing Rick Dude]

You can't blame him. Everything was going so well for them, they were getting penalties unfairly in every game, and then Klopp bitch-slapped him and they started being shit again.

[Kekule]

Solskjaer crying about Kloppo in the press conference today

"We just have to hope we get what we deserve, we should have had three pens in the last two games, there was a certain manager who worried about us getting pens last year and after that the decisions were difficult to give, I've seen a big difference since then on. Leave it to the refs and make the right calls very soon."

Did he end with “and I will love it if we beat them. Love it”?

[Andy82lfc]

'We can only win if we get given pens for diving' rants a goblin with absolutely no clue what he is doing. 

Ole you really are the gift that keeps on giving, please keep him there for many years to come. We really should cherish these times lads, absolute state of that club these days. Glorious.

[Raaphael]

Such a pathetic statement from Solskjaer. On so many levels. One thing is that it’s shameless to suggest United get too few penalties after one game where they probably should have got more than they got. One game. With every soft penalty they’ve got in so many games.

Another thing is that he should stay in his lane. If he challenged someone like a Lampard or an Arteta, fine. Challenging the likes of Klopp, Tuchel, Guardiola, like he’s in that quality group of managers, no. Pipe down.

[Garlicbread]

Next week Ole is gonna bring out the A4s like Van Gaal did.

[Flaccido Dongingo]

I hate to even look at his weasel face with his perma-gurn, Mistoh Fergehs tea boy.

[xbugawugax]

They’re averaging a penalty every 3 games essentially. That’s insane

insane stats that even oil sheikhs cant buy

someone in the media should point out who is top in the penalty league for the past 3 seasons. but they are never going to do that aren't they

[sinnermichael]

someone in the media should point out who is top in the penalty league for the past 3 seasons. but they are never going to do that aren't they

Too busy with segments and articles everytime Salah "goes down too easily".

I mean these fuckers got a penalty after the final whistle last season.

[HeartAndSoul]

Jesus Christ is Gollum wanting a minimum of one pen per game. His team is full of diving rats. They probably practice diving in training as well. It’s just refs have decided to grow a bit of a backbone nowadays.

[LanceLink!!!!!]

[Crimson]

Jesus Christ is Gollum wanting a minimum of one pen per game. His team is full of diving rats. They probably practice diving in training as well. It’s just refs have decided to grow a bit of a backbone nowadays.

It's called having fans back in the grounds

[Mister Flip Flop]

Fcuk sake those Ole comments on penos, the wheels are coming off aren't they 

[Chakan]

Well there has to be a reason they aren't winning games...

[MJD-L4]

Fcuk sake those Ole comments on penos, the wheels are coming off aren't they 

Klopp must have rattled him more than I thought with that comment. He said it nearly 10 months ago and it's still on his mind

[PaulF]

Fuck off Smeagol, you disgusting little fucking freak

So it's true, you aren't dating Ole?

[Flaccido Dongingo]

Klopp must have rattled him more than I thought with that comment. He said it nearly 10 months ago and it's still on his mind

Surprised he didn't say something like, "he's German too, don't you know they started the war?, Sir Fergeh told me all about them, if there was still a war on I bet Klopp would bomb the bosses parking spot too".

[afc tukrish]

Surprised he didn't say something like, "he's German too, don't you know they started the war?, Sir Fergeh told me all about them, if there was still a war on I bet Klopp would bomb the bosses parking spot too".

And the hard shoulder...

[ToneLa]

A CERTAIN OTHER MANAGER

Yeah Ole you're the definition of an UNCERTAIN manager 

[red1977]

It’s got nothing to do with Klopp saying anything. Refs won’t give a pen if they feel the attacker initiated contact (dived in other words). He’s shitting it because that has been one of his tactics.

[Son of Spion]

I mean it's not as if Klopp did anything different to what Ferguson did for the best part of 30 years.

Boot. Other foot. No like.

[Legs]

Fans back is a game changer away teams all over Europe had 50% win ratio last season around that figure I read bet it wont be this season.

Second Neville/Jenas both said "Yeah its great refs are telling players to get up makes them look stupid"

Funny that as im sure they were both calling Kane/Fernandes "clever" no talk of diving the whole media set up is 95% morons.

[Crimson]

Wasn't his response 10 months ago: "Couldn't care less"?

Fucking hell 

[MJD-L4]

The redcafe thread on his press conference moaning about pens is hilarious.

90% are agreeing with gollum and complaining the refs are baised against them and they've been denied stonewall penalties consistently since January 

The other 10% are saying Ole is making himself look like a twat and they're getting immediately slapped down for it 

[Son of Spion]

The redcafe thread on his press conference moaning about pens is hilarious.

90% are agreeing with gollum and complaining the refs are baised against them and they've been denied stonewall penalties consistently since January 

The other 10% are saying Ole is making himself look like a twat and they're getting immediately slapped down for it 

So, it's now clear that only 10% of United fans have eyes in their heads and brains that can evaluate things correctly.

[Mister Flip Flop]

The redcafe thread on his press conference moaning about pens is hilarious.

90% are agreeing with gollum and complaining the refs are baised against them and they've been denied stonewall penalties consistently since January 

The other 10% are saying Ole is making himself look like a twat and they're getting immediately slapped down for it 

As long as they keep backing Ole it's all good to be honest.

[tonysleft]

his comment about us giving it a good go after losing to WHU was really dumb. this one about Klopp I think is just the usual influence the refs fare

-official statement of the phil jones fanclub

[Andy @ Allerton!]

his comment about us giving it a good go after losing to WHU was really dumb. this one about Klopp I think is just the usual influence the refs fare

-official statement of the phil jones fanclub

I think it's absolutely ridiculous fans who question the referees impartiality.

[tonysleft]

I think it's absolutely ridiculous fans who question the referees impartiality.

you wanna stick up for Boris next

[liversaint]

I think it's absolutely ridiculous fans who question the referees impartiality.

😀😀

[Red Beret]

He's moaning because refs have grown something of a backbone and are making the correct calls more often now on Manc dives.

Publicly moaning in the hope that refs will now give them a run of absurd penalties once more.

Pathetic manager of an increasingly pathetic and desperate club.

The correct call is to book for diving.  If it's not a pen, then it's a dive.

That said, the number of times Mo has been rugby tackled and gets nowt, he'd probably get a dozen red cards a season for "simulation".