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Re: CL: Liverpool 1 v Napoli 0 - 33' Mo
« Reply #80 on: December 11, 2018, 09:49:47 pm »
89' A bit of worry there as Trent went off for some treatment, but relief hes back on. Napoli break but Insigne didn't do a good job there and it goes over the bar.  Trent is coming off, Lovren about to come on.
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Re: CL: Liverpool 1 v Napoli 0 - 33' Mo
« Reply #81 on: December 11, 2018, 09:50:27 pm »
Breathe breathe
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Re: CL: Liverpool 1 v Napoli 0 - 33' Mo
« Reply #82 on: December 11, 2018, 09:51:01 pm »
90+4 minutes. Into the added time now. Come on Reds keep it together.
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Re: CL: Liverpool 1 v Napoli 0 - 33' Mo
« Reply #83 on: December 11, 2018, 09:52:19 pm »
OMFG
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Re: CL: Liverpool 1 v Napoli 0 - 33' Mo
« Reply #84 on: December 11, 2018, 09:52:32 pm »
91 Another free kick for god knows what, they kick it long and somehow Alisson keeps it out. What the hell was the free kick for?
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Re: CL: Liverpool 1 v Napoli 0 - 33' Mo
« Reply #85 on: December 11, 2018, 09:53:16 pm »
91 Another free kick for god knows what, they kick it long and somehow Alisson keeps it out. What the hell was the free kick for?
That’s just an incredible save
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Re: CL: Liverpool 1 v Napoli 0 - 33' Mo
« Reply #86 on: December 11, 2018, 09:54:11 pm »
93 The ball went in, but was called offside. We break the ball goes to Mane who yet again misses. Klopp going mad on the sidelines.
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Re: CL: Liverpool 1 v Napoli 0 - 33' Mo
« Reply #87 on: December 11, 2018, 09:54:28 pm »
What a day to give up glue sniffing
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Re: CL: Liverpool 1 v Napoli 0 - 33' Mo
« Reply #88 on: December 11, 2018, 09:54:55 pm »
94 Get in, the ref blows for full time.
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Re: CL: Liverpool 1 v Napoli 0 - 33' Mo
« Reply #89 on: December 11, 2018, 09:55:09 pm »
I’m in tatters
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Re: CL: Liverpool 1 v Napoli 0 - 33' Mo
« Reply #90 on: December 11, 2018, 09:55:36 pm »
Alisson Becker - Take a fucking bow, son.

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Re: CL: Liverpool 1 v Napoli 0 - 33' Mo
« Reply #91 on: December 11, 2018, 09:55:37 pm »
Allison wow!
However if something serious happens to them I will eat my own cock.


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Re: CL: Liverpool 1 v Napoli 0 - 33' Mo
« Reply #92 on: December 11, 2018, 09:55:51 pm »
Mane....
“I want to build a team that's invincible, so that they have to send a team from bloody Mars to beat us!” “For a player to be good enough to play for Liverpool, he must be prepared to run through a brick wall for me then come out fighting on the other side."

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Re: CL: Liverpool 1 v Napoli 0 - 33' Mo
« Reply #93 on: December 11, 2018, 09:55:53 pm »
Oh my good lord, that save, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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Re: CL: Liverpool 1 v Napoli 0 - 33' Mo
« Reply #94 on: December 11, 2018, 09:55:58 pm »
I’m in tatters

Me too, had to sozzle on coffe to get through that. Tense, so tense.
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Re: CL: Liverpool 1 v Napoli 0 - 33' Mo
« Reply #95 on: December 11, 2018, 09:56:05 pm »
BIG HEARTS

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Re: CL: Liverpool 1 v Napoli 0 - 33' Mo
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Re: CL: Liverpool 1 v Napoli 0 - 33' Mo
« Reply #97 on: December 11, 2018, 09:56:07 pm »
Well in Sadio

We never win anything without a load of drama, you obviously knew that  :wave
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: CL: Liverpool 1 v Napoli 0 - 33' Mo
« Reply #98 on: December 11, 2018, 09:56:12 pm »
Holy fucking fuck. Please stop doing this to me
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Re: CL: Liverpool 1 v Napoli 0 - 33' Mo
« Reply #99 on: December 11, 2018, 09:56:17 pm »
My goodness!!!!  Alisson and Virgil take a bow

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Re: CL: Liverpool 1 v Napoli 0 - 33' Mo
« Reply #100 on: December 11, 2018, 09:56:18 pm »
jesus wept
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Re: CL: Liverpool 1 v Napoli 0 - 33' Mo
« Reply #101 on: December 11, 2018, 09:56:21 pm »
Bravo Alisson

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Re: CL: Liverpool 1 v Napoli 0 - 33' Mo
« Reply #102 on: December 11, 2018, 09:56:21 pm »
scoreline flattered the hell out of them, talk about outplaying a team  :o

But then Alli  ;D ;D

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Re: CL: Liverpool 1 v Napoli 0 - 33' Mo
« Reply #103 on: December 11, 2018, 09:56:24 pm »
Off to apply some germoloids ointment, my sphincter is wrecked

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Re: CL: Liverpool 1 v Napoli 0 - 33' Mo
« Reply #104 on: December 11, 2018, 09:56:29 pm »
Alisson i love you

WHAT A SAVE

How the fuck did we not put 6 or 7 past them

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Re: CL: Liverpool 1 v Napoli 0 - 33' Mo
« Reply #105 on: December 11, 2018, 09:56:32 pm »
That’s Liverpool!  Should have been out of sight, but where’s the fun in that?!

Instead of a late goal it’s a late save.

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Re: CL: Liverpool 1 v Napoli 0 - 33' Mo
« Reply #106 on: December 11, 2018, 09:56:32 pm »
Allison!!!!!

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Re: CL: Liverpool 1 v Napoli 0 - 33' Mo
« Reply #107 on: December 11, 2018, 09:56:43 pm »
Fucking hell

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Re: CL: Liverpool 1 v Napoli 0 - 33' Mo
« Reply #108 on: December 11, 2018, 09:56:47 pm »
what a fucking save, me arse fell out more than Gudjhonsen's shot in 2005 when that chance fell to him

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Re: CL: Liverpool 1 v Napoli 0 - 33' Mo
« Reply #109 on: December 11, 2018, 09:56:47 pm »
Allison. Fcking hell man, fcking hell. Thats why you pay the big bucks

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Re: CL: Liverpool 1 v Napoli 0 - 33' Mo
« Reply #110 on: December 11, 2018, 09:56:49 pm »
What a keeper we have, what a keeper. What a team.

Onwards and upwards.

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Re: CL: Liverpool 1 v Napoli 0 - 33' Mo
« Reply #111 on: December 11, 2018, 09:56:49 pm »
FUcking hell, what a relief. Goodnight.
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Re: CL: Liverpool 1 v Napoli 0 - 33' Mo
« Reply #112 on: December 11, 2018, 09:56:52 pm »
What a save. Great effort but really should have scored at least 3.
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Re: CL: Liverpool 1 v Napoli 0 - 33' Mo
« Reply #113 on: December 11, 2018, 09:56:54 pm »
Mane I could kill you!  ;D

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Re: CL: Liverpool 1 v Napoli 0 - 33' Mo
« Reply #114 on: December 11, 2018, 09:57:01 pm »
I HAVE AGED 10 YEARS

JESUS CHRIST. SADIOO I couldn't believe he missed so many sitters!!

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Re: CL: Liverpool 1 v Napoli 0 - 33' Mo
« Reply #115 on: December 11, 2018, 09:57:02 pm »
fuck yes!!! now let's get Porto in the draw next!

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Re: CL: Liverpool 1 v Napoli 0 - 33' Mo
« Reply #116 on: December 11, 2018, 09:57:02 pm »
WOW!!!

Yet another one..... ;D

Superb performance (finishing aside).


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Re: CL: Liverpool 1 v Napoli 0 - 33' Mo
« Reply #117 on: December 11, 2018, 09:57:03 pm »
I've been busy packing for my move this weekend,  Did I miss anything?
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Re: CL: Liverpool 1 v Napoli 0 - 33' Mo
« Reply #118 on: December 11, 2018, 09:57:05 pm »
Wow! What a game! Fantastic save by Alisson!

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Re: CL: Liverpool 1 v Napoli 0 - 33' Mo
« Reply #119 on: December 11, 2018, 09:57:07 pm »
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