Author Topic: FT: CL Liverpool 7 v Spartak 0 (Phil p 4' 14' 50' Bobby 18' Mane 47' 75' Mo 86')  (Read 54602 times)

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That was such a beautifully weighted chipped cross by Sadio for the third

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We're scoring once every 6 mins at the moment, so.......
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18 Liverpool are rampant. Firmino slots home with an outside of the boot that Sturridge would be proud of.

Liverpool attack again, but Mané shoots wide.
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Every time we break we look as though we're going to score.
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That goal was like a goal from the famous Krutov- Larionov-Makarov line of the Soviet Union.

That's exactly what I was thinking...

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Donald Drumpf, your team is taking a hell of a beating
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3 mins until our next goal.......

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Llorente scores for Tottingham
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22 Spartak win a battle in midfield and counter down our left. Cross is over-hit and we regain the ball.
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In the pre match thread I may inadvertently said that I didn’t really like this front four.

Just for the record, my lawyer wrote that
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30 secs to our next goal

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23 Liverpool threaten again. Lovely long ball from KLavan to Mané but the cross is cleared.
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Any minute....
It's late. Boooooo! Thought Germans were efficient! Klopp out!

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Imagine some Scotsmen, a deep fat drier and some mars bars.  That’s their defence.
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Some pacy stuff being shown by the Reds

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25 Salah scampers off down the right, squares to Coutinho but he can't get the shot off
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Coutinho walking gingerly.

Get him off, job done!

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28 Mané and Salah interact. SAlah fails to get anything on the shot and the keeper collects. Liverpool attack again
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Coutinho walking gingerly.

Get him off, job done!
Would rahter see Can come off now.....

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Bernard scores against city... just saying
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29 Ref feels sorry for Spartak and gives them a few easy free-kicks. Spartak has a shot deflected narrowly wide and win a corner.

Klavan clears to the edge of the area, to a Spartak player but his shot is deflected in to Karius' hands.
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Over to whoever is next.
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These Russians love pulling shirts...........

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31 Moscow having a bit of possession at the moment.
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Adriano should have been booked for obstruction on Karius

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Any HT moaners should be lined up against the wall and shot with a cannon loaded with their own shite

Seems a touch harsh.. or does it???
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Seems a touch harsh.. or does it???
There's always the mute button........

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32 Moscow putting some passes together, without creating too much.
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33 Then a bit of a misunderstanding between Gomez and Karius gives a bit of moment
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City 2 down now
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33 Then a bit of a misunderstanding between Gomez and Karius gives a bit of moment
He nearly broke his own legs!!!!!!!

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I don't like when we sink so deep and let them play. They have a few decent players who can hurt us given the chance.
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35 So close to number four there, the move just lacked a finish.
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Saving his goals for Everton
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Don't worry - we can't possibly lose a 3-0 lead in a CL game..........

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36 Klopp is very animated at the moment, think he feels the players have stopped playing a bit.
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35 So close to number four there, the move just lacked a finish.

Incredible vision from Firmino and Salah's touch to Mané was jaw dropping.
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35 So close to number four there, the move just lacked a finish.
Really poor from Sadio there - lost a bit of his mojo in front of the net