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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #240 on: July 31, 2017, 07:57:07 AM »
After being rejected by Neil Lennon at Hibs, Pennant has signed for Billercay Town in the 7th tier.

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/40753744?ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbc_sport&ns_source=facebook&ns_linkname=sport
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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #241 on: August 4, 2017, 04:28:14 PM »

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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #243 on: December 27, 2017, 07:53:58 PM »
Pennant has taken a pay cut to stay at Billercay Town because he was on high wages for a player who was unable to get into the side.

http://www.nottinghampost.com/sport/football/football-news/former-notts-county-winger-jermaine-980773
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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #244 on: December 27, 2017, 09:43:01 PM »
seen him quite a few times at ricay. has been poor on the whole.

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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #245 on: February 10, 2018, 06:00:28 PM »
Pennant has left Billercay Town. Manager says he had "issues to resolve"

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/former-liverpool-arsenal-winger-jermaine-12001754

Allegations that he starred in webcam sex show with his wife, Alice Goodwin

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/arsenal-liverpool-pennant-porn-webcam-12002426
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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #246 on: February 10, 2018, 06:41:53 PM »
Pennant has left Billercay Town. Manager says he had "issues to resolve"

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/former-liverpool-arsenal-winger-jermaine-12001754

Allegations that he starred in webcam sex show with his wife, Alice Goodwin

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/arsenal-liverpool-pennant-porn-webcam-12002426

It was headline news in a downmarket tabloid, and they used a picture of him in a Liverpool shirt to make their point.

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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #247 on: February 10, 2018, 06:42:56 PM »
He says it`s  bollocks.

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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #248 on: February 10, 2018, 06:44:56 PM »
He says it`s  bollocks.

How much per minute is that then? And to see his lad?

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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #250 on: August 6, 2018, 02:32:43 PM »
I’m glad he was able to escape from that life, it must have been hard to get out of.

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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #251 on: August 6, 2018, 02:33:13 PM »
http://www.espn.com/soccer/arsenal/story/3586630/jermaine-pennant-hid-gang-links-from-arsenal-to-visit-stabbed-friend-in-hospital

gang links. nice.

Good for him, visiting his pal while recovering.

He deserves criticism for his drink driving. Not for who he grew up with and where

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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #253 on: August 6, 2018, 03:05:54 PM »
I’m glad he was able to escape from that life, it must have been hard to get out of.

I should have added - yes it's definitely commendable for getting out of that life. The problem becomes for teams/employers when you start hiding that stuff even if it is as innocuous as a visit.

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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #254 on: August 6, 2018, 03:27:35 PM »
I should have added - yes it's definitely commendable for getting out of that life. The problem becomes for teams/employers when you start hiding that stuff even if it is as innocuous as a visit.

To be fair it seems to be a rare one off more than anything.

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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #255 on: August 6, 2018, 08:03:16 PM »
To be fair it seems to be a rare one off more than anything.

true, though the high speed car chase is ..... odd

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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #256 on: August 6, 2018, 08:05:41 PM »
true, though the high speed car chase is ..... odd

Yeah, although he and his friends were the victims of someone.

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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #257 on: August 15, 2018, 06:04:40 PM »

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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #258 on: August 15, 2018, 06:35:09 PM »
Good to see once he was free of Rafa, his career flourished.
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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #259 on: August 15, 2018, 11:22:25 PM »

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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #260 on: August 16, 2018, 04:16:14 AM »
I look forward to reading this book.  🙄

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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #261 on: August 16, 2018, 04:33:59 AM »
I look forward to reading this book.  🙄

So does Pennant :D
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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #262 on: August 16, 2018, 04:35:05 AM »
So does Pennant :D

Don't be daft, he can't read

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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #263 on: August 16, 2018, 05:08:05 AM »
This man is a retard and nobody should buy his fucking book.  The women stuff alone is really terrible in comparison to this but whatever.


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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #264 on: August 16, 2018, 07:03:20 AM »
Tell me that’s fake?

Last bit is absolutely surreal.

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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #265 on: August 16, 2018, 07:12:54 AM »
Tell me that’s fake?

Last bit is absolutely surreal.

Unfortunately not.......

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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #266 on: August 16, 2018, 08:15:05 AM »
Tell me that’s fake?

Last bit is absolutely surreal.

I wouldn’t be surprised if a lot of the book is, books about famous people often have embellished/sensationalised or even fake stories that make the book more interesting.

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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #267 on: August 16, 2018, 08:20:11 AM »
This man is a retard and nobody should buy his fucking book.  The women stuff alone is really terrible in comparison to this but whatever.



No need for the r-word.

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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #268 on: August 16, 2018, 08:21:14 AM »
Dunno why people are having a go at Pennant. He obviously didn't write the book, hardly going to write one before reading one
Yeah, for thinking Kane is better than Torres/Bergkamp. Crazy opinion.

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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #269 on: August 16, 2018, 08:23:11 AM »
Dunno why people are having a go at Pennant. He obviously didn't write the book, hardly going to write one before reading one

I dunno, “Some garbled rubbish” definitely sounds like something he’d write and not a phrase written by some journeyman journo after a quick buck.
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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #270 on: August 16, 2018, 08:46:40 AM »
We signed this twat over Dani Alves. Christ.
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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #271 on: August 16, 2018, 08:49:35 AM »
Looking him up, he's about to enter Celebrity Big Brother so I imagine any excerpts in the tabloids will be the most dramatised ones as those will appeal to the people most likely to watch the rubbish that is "reality" television.


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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #272 on: August 16, 2018, 08:57:54 AM »
Reading between the lines, I'd bet he knew exactly what Rafa was saying about his shoelaces but he just had fuck all idea how to actually do it. He probably forgot his Velcro boots.
Yeah, for thinking Kane is better than Torres/Bergkamp. Crazy opinion.

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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #273 on: August 16, 2018, 08:58:31 AM »
Who?

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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #274 on: August 16, 2018, 09:08:40 AM »
It is funny how he mentions Rafa had too many instructions for him to follow and how it was difficult for him to follow.

Maybe, and I am just guessing here, that is the difference between a nothing player and a good player?

Finger pointing, excuse searching little cry baby Pennant.

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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #275 on: August 16, 2018, 09:23:17 AM »
It is funny how he mentions Rafa had too many instructions for him to follow and how it was difficult for him to follow.

Maybe, and I am just guessing here, that is the difference between a nothing player and a good player?

Finger pointing, excuse searching little cry baby Pennant.

Or an intelligent player, and a normal person, and a fucking idiot.
Yeah, for thinking Kane is better than Torres/Bergkamp. Crazy opinion.

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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #276 on: August 16, 2018, 09:24:39 AM »
Our current crop are just a tad more likeable aren't they?

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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #277 on: August 16, 2018, 09:27:21 AM »
Our current crop are just a tad more likeable aren't they?

They aren't brain-dead idiots either.

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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #278 on: August 16, 2018, 09:29:12 AM »
That excerpt from his book quoted on here is hilarious - it just shows he really never had/has an ounce of intelligence.

He was obviously an athlete but didn't have the brain for the game and the bit about 80% of the time not understanding Rafa just made me think he's one of those people who JUST TALKS LOUDER IN ENGLISH WHEN HE'S ABROAD SO PEOPLE CAN UNDERSTAND HIM BETTER.


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Re: Jermaine Pennant
« Reply #279 on: August 16, 2018, 10:46:38 AM »
What a twat

Given a chance with us that he scarcely deserved, and this is the way he talks about the man who gave it to him. A lot of the time footballers seem like knobends but then you read or watch interviews with them and they're alright. Based on that excerpt, Pennant is every bit the dipshit that he's made out to be.