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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #17520 on: July 30, 2021, 12:01:27 pm »
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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #17521 on: July 30, 2021, 09:03:48 pm »
He’ll be going for Shearer and Vieira next then.
Blackburn's Tugay too

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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #17522 on: August 1, 2021, 04:32:28 am »
Looking at their squad they are favourites for third place now, after winning the transfer window.
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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #17523 on: August 1, 2021, 02:21:32 pm »
It's between them and City for the title this year. According to their own fans

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« Reply #17524 on: August 1, 2021, 02:34:53 pm »
It's between them and City for the title this year. According to their own fans

So, the 2nd place Merseyside Reds to win it, after the leaders AbuDhabi* Blues get a points docking due to being sportswashers? And if course, Ole at the Wheel to drive Man U to the dizzying heights of 3rd...

1. Abu Dhabi FC*
2. Merseyside Reds (C)
3. Ole's boys


The title is indeed between Man City and Man Utd.
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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #17525 on: August 1, 2021, 03:23:38 pm »
It's between them and City for the title this year. According to their own fans

Which title do you mean? Worst ROI, perhaps?

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« Reply #17526 on: August 1, 2021, 03:26:27 pm »
It's between them and City for the title this year. According to their own fans

Which one, the finishing second place to Liverpool title or the biggest bunch of cheating diving twats title?
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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #17527 on: August 1, 2021, 11:00:46 pm »
It's between them and City for the title this year. According to their own fans
I see what you did to there

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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #17528 on: August 1, 2021, 11:15:02 pm »
So, the 2nd place Merseyside Reds to win it, after the leaders AbuDhabi* Blues get a points docking due to being sportswashers? And if course, Ole at the Wheel to drive Man U to the dizzying heights of 3rd...

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The title is indeed between Man City and Man Utd.

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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #17529 on: August 1, 2021, 11:55:11 pm »
did they buy anyone today?

shady c*nts with their manufactured protests

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« Reply #17530 on: August 2, 2021, 01:33:05 am »
did they buy anyone today?

shady c*nts with their manufactured protests

Every time I think about it I just get fucking disgusted. They broke into the fucking stadium, got a game called off and absolutely fucking nothing happened to them. Then they tried to do it again, our team had to sneak into their stadium under the cover of darkness (and still played them off the park) and STILL nothing happened to them. Quite the opposite actually, the media fucking backed them. Now they're spunking hundreds of millions again and it's all passable. Sickening.

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« Reply #17531 on: August 2, 2021, 07:36:29 am »
Every time I think about it I just get fucking disgusted. They broke into the fucking stadium, got a game called off and absolutely fucking nothing happened to them. Then they tried to do it again, our team had to sneak into their stadium under the cover of darkness (and still played them off the park) and STILL nothing happened to them. Quite the opposite actually, the media fucking backed them. Now they're spunking hundreds of millions again and it's all passable. Sickening.

And when all the shit kicked off ahead of England's games against Denmark and Italy the journalists up and down the country were like "We don't know where this has come from!"

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« Reply #17532 on: August 2, 2021, 08:42:30 am »
Every time I think about it I just get fucking disgusted. They broke into the fucking stadium, got a game called off and absolutely fucking nothing happened to them. Then they tried to do it again, our team had to sneak into their stadium under the cover of darkness (and still played them off the park) and STILL nothing happened to them. Quite the opposite actually, the media fucking backed them. Now they're spunking hundreds of millions again and it's all passable. Sickening.
It felt like the narrative around that was driven by Sky and particularly Gary Neville who had suckered the whole nation into "ESL bad, UEFA and Sky good".  I agree with the former of that over-simplistic argument but the latter have been corrupting football for most of my lifetime.

Klopp warned about igniting it but Neville ploughed on anyway and that was the result of it.  There was no uproar because the protestors were framed as the good guys fighting a just cause.  The reality, that I'm sure will be lost in time, is that the ESL had fallen flat on its face nearly two weeks earlier and the protest was primarily about them wanting the Glazers to spend more money (or sell the club to someone like Abu Dhabi who would shower them in new toys every summer).

There are right and wrong ways to protest and I'd say they were a way off in wounding a policeman (/security guard?), smashing a camera, swinging from the crossbar and calling out Carragher for being scouse.  Neville - self appointed spokesman of the "good guys" - shaking hands with the fan who threatened Carragher was pathetic.

Also, don't forget Solskjaer trying to make out they were the victims and using it as an excuse for them losing to us.  That argument conveniently overlooks that we started the game really slowly and were 1-0 down with half an hour played.

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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #17533 on: August 4, 2021, 11:54:47 am »
"Word of the day is 'philodox' (17th century): one who is in love with their own opinion, and who consequently believes that everyone else should share it."  @susie_dent on twitter - https://twitter.com/susie_dent/status/1419683653844668422

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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #17534 on: August 4, 2021, 12:13:07 pm »
Statsbomb preview. https://statsbomb.com/2021/08/manchester-united-season-preview-2021-22/

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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #17535 on: August 5, 2021, 11:52:04 am »


Luke Shaw with the bread, Cheeseburger, fries and chips  :D

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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #17536 on: August 5, 2021, 11:56:14 am »
No pudding though, so he's obviously looking after himself.
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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #17537 on: August 5, 2021, 11:57:37 am »
I’m guessing there was no food challenge on in that restaurant.
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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #17538 on: August 5, 2021, 12:07:04 pm »


Luke Shaw with the bread, Cheeseburger, fries and chips  :D

They need to sign a vegan before the window closes.

Also, WTF is skink that Pereira is having for a starter? Isn't that a lizard?
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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #17539 on: August 5, 2021, 12:07:15 pm »
Greenwoods a fucking heathen
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #17540 on: August 5, 2021, 12:09:53 pm »
Luke's on a cheeseburger/bread diet then.

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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #17541 on: August 5, 2021, 12:09:54 pm »
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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #17542 on: August 5, 2021, 12:18:02 pm »
Luke Shaw was the first one i scrolled down quickly to see what he was having.

I'm disappointed he never went for the pudding and sides.

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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #17543 on: August 5, 2021, 12:18:03 pm »
Greenwoods a fucking heathen

Whats with JLINGZ selection?
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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #17544 on: August 5, 2021, 12:18:54 pm »
Whats with JLINGZ selection?

Probably needs softer foods as his teeth won't have fully developed yet
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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« Reply #17545 on: August 5, 2021, 12:22:19 pm »
Mo would not be impressed with all those bread eaters.
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« Reply #17546 on: August 5, 2021, 12:25:17 pm »
Probably needs softer foods as his teeth won't have fully developed yet

 :D And sits on one of these.

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« Reply #17547 on: August 5, 2021, 12:27:04 pm »
:D And sits on one of these.

Ironically his order is about as close to 'chicken nuggets, cheesburger happy meal and a toffee sundae' as you can probably get on that order :D Probably even asked for a toy.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #17548 on: August 5, 2021, 12:28:50 pm »
Greenwoods a fucking heathen

Halloumi fries a surprising touch of class though.

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« Reply #17549 on: August 5, 2021, 12:47:16 pm »
Whats with JLINGZ selection?
No beans though.

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« Reply #17550 on: August 5, 2021, 01:13:14 pm »
Think I'd go with Brandon Williams choice but medium rare, plus the Chicken Tempura to start

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« Reply #17551 on: August 5, 2021, 01:18:54 pm »
Haha the lack of rare steak shows they don't have the teeth for the fight. 
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« Reply #17552 on: August 5, 2021, 01:21:38 pm »
What’s this for? Pub lunch for Paul Pogba’s leaving do?
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« Reply #17553 on: August 5, 2021, 01:34:17 pm »
What’s this for? Pub lunch for Paul Pogba’s leaving do?

Pre-season treat from Mike Riley and the lads.
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« Reply #17554 on: August 5, 2021, 02:06:11 pm »
Greenwoods a fucking heathen

I am, to borrow a name, fucking appalled.

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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #17555 on: August 5, 2021, 02:36:48 pm »
Whats with JLINGZ selection?


For his main:

Cheeseburger without the burger and only the cheese, with a side of halloumi cheese, and mac'n'cheese.

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« Reply #17556 on: August 5, 2021, 02:42:53 pm »
No pizza?

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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #17557 on: August 5, 2021, 05:09:57 pm »

For his main:

Cheeseburger without the burger and only the cheese, with a side of halloumi cheese, and mac'n'cheese.

 :o

So a Cheese butty then?

That's like the time our youngest asked a waiter for a ham and cheese pizza without the ham ;D
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« Reply #17558 on: August 5, 2021, 06:04:45 pm »

For his main:

Cheeseburger without the burger and only the cheese, with a side of halloumi cheese, and mac'n'cheese.

 :o

I assumed he meant a cheeseburger but without any of the other crap on it like sauces and gherkins and shit, that's how I order in McDonald's ;D
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« Reply #17559 on: August 5, 2021, 07:23:28 pm »
Statsbomb preview. https://statsbomb.com/2021/08/manchester-united-season-preview-2021-22/

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How the fuck can you have a detailed analysis like that and not even mention refreee decisions whcih were the biggest impact on their season?
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