Yes they do, both are decent young lads, never get a bad report from school, are polite to others and good lads, don't hang around with dickheads. Eldest is learning to fly and planning to join the RAF, no idea what the youngest plans as yet.
Do you think, that for their own good, Everton need to be relegated?
No. Does it ever work like that? Can't think of many clubs that have bounced back from the predicament in which they find themselves by doing the 'rehab' of 46 games, most of which seem to be on Wednesday night at West Brom, in the Championship. It's quicksand for poorly-run clubs.
Some say it'll help to get a monkey off their back - they said the same about Hamburg when they'd circled the Bundesliga drain for a few years and now they're mired in eternally losing in the playoffs.
If they stay solvent, it'll most likely be a 90s Man City, Sheffield Wednesday, Forest, Southampton scenario where they just get stuck and eventually drop through the divisions in misery. If they go under...well. How far down can they go? Portsmouth are only just recovering, Reading are dead in the water, look how long and the route it's taken Coventry.
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What one small feature is a dealbreaker for a new car if it doesn't have it? As a 6ft+ man with a shorter wife, it's seat position memory buttons.
