You wrote this before the free kick didn’t you
I've just wiped the sticky residue from my bellend onto the television screen. Taste it Leo. You deserve it.
I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now
Bloody hell he got beat near post from a yard out.
We need to start shooting when the opportunity presents us.Alisson stops that goal by the way, can’t get beat on your near post like that.
My mate is Sarah Harding's cousin from girls aloud, he looks a fair but like her which is a bit weird when i'm cracking one off over MTV like
Unfortunately we've been vastly outplayed. Get Mo on for the second half and see if something happens.
Some people really underrate Salah on here, can't remember the last time another attacker actually stood up and had a top class performance or contributions against a top side.
If he retires I'll eat my fucking cock.
Great anti climax for those expecting jizzihno....
Used up all our luck seeing a Rodri yellow in the 1st half
Nunez seriously needs to learn to stay onside. Was such a hindrance in the first half.Conor Bradley is boss, love his no fear attitude. Same for Quansah and Elliott. Far from over.
I mean that’s the issue. The ball literally went through him.
Gomes flapping at a ball looks like a sealion trying to have a wank!