Topic: Man City - Cheating Bastards on & off the pitch - 115 Charges

[lfc_col]

What was that piss poor attempt at mind games the other day too maybe the knobhead is finally cracking up

[mattD]

Copied verbatim from the BBC premier league build up feed. I'm not talented enough to capture the pathological shamelessness of AD. I did, however, do some independent verification of the quotes and found solid evidence of Haaland's fashion bantz:

Haaland's basically Ranier Wolfcastle mixed with Martin Clunes.

[vblfc]

Reminds me of an immature teenager who is embarrassed by something stupid he’s done, so shoves it back at you to try to double bluff it out.

[amir87]

He’s always been very insecure. Half expect him one day to put on a wig and strut around blowing the fringe off his eyes like a sassy madman.

[the_red_pill]

Nice little article on F365:

https://www.football365.com/news/liverpool-kings-premier-league-run-ins-arsenal-man-city

[Bob Harris]

Is it just me or does Grealish torso look like 'Pan's Labyrinth'?

Hahahahahaha, well spotted!!! I presume you mean the Faun as Haaland is more similar to the creepy pale guy around the forbidden buffet table

[rob1966]

From BBC: A new docuseries about Manchester City's Treble-winning season aims to show the players as relatable characters

And this is the picture they used to accompany the headline.  You go ahead and relate to that fucking idiot.

I remember sitting in my living room that night and it started hammering it down, I've not seen rain that heavy for years, it was build an Ark levels of rain and pissing myself laughing that they and their 200 fans were getting drowned;D

[Schmidt]

I remember sitting in my living room that night and it started hammering it down, I've not seen rain that heavy for years, it was build an Ark levels of rain and pissing myself laughing that they and their 200 fans were getting drowned;D

They probably just squeezed under a bus stop together.

[thejbs]

Pep is so fucking tetchy. Replying to the Keane criticism of Haaland, he can’t resist having a pop at Keane for not succeeding as a manager, while phrasing it in a way that implies he wouldn’t say that about Keane. For a manager who has been given everything, he’s such a cryarse.

[Andy @ Allerton!]

Pep is so fucking tetchy. Replying to the Keane criticism of Haaland, he can’t resist having a pop at Keane for not succeeding as a manager, while phrasing it in a way that implies he wouldn’t say that about Keane. For a manager who has been given everything, he’s such a cryarse.

It'll be all the drugs he's been popping through his career. He looks spaced out and smacked off his tits most of the time.

[the_red_pill]

It'll be all the drugs he's been popping through his career. He looks spaced out and smacked off his tits most of the time.

He does, doesn't he. Makes sense for a control freak who can lose it so spectacularly sometimes.

"Twice... twice.. twice..TWIICE!!!"

One of the best capituations from a visiting manager I've seen at Anfield- and the place has witnessed some legendary moments over the years

[Musketeer Gripweed]

All that spitting he does must be a sign of something as well, other than being a gross bastard, obviously.

[Peabee]

Haaland's basically Ranier Wolfcastle mixed with Martin Clunes.

Roy Keane on Haaland:

“He is almost like a League Two player. His general play has to improve...”

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/soccer/erling-haaland-like-a-league-two-player-roy-keane-s-withering-analysis-of-man-city-striker/ar-BB1kQlf5

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Roy Keane on Haaland:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/soccer/erling-haaland-like-a-league-two-player-roy-keane-s-withering-analysis-of-man-city-striker/ar-BB1kQlf5

Man City fan wrote into Talkshite this morning basically saying the same thing, Danny Murphy and Martin O'Neal basically called the fan a loony. I agree with Keane, he's not a very good footballer

[Peabee]

Man City fan wrote into Talkshite this morning basically saying the same thing, Danny Murphy and Martin O'Neal basically called the fan a loony. I agree with Keane, he's not a very good footballer

Agreed. He's powerful and he can score, especially against weaker opposition and if the team is built around supplying him chances, but when he has to rely on his football, he's not very good. I think he had 7 touches in the first half on Sunday, and his hold-up play is abysmal.

[Black Bull Nova]

Roy Keane on Haaland:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/soccer/erling-haaland-like-a-league-two-player-roy-keane-s-withering-analysis-of-man-city-striker/ar-BB1kQlf5

 

He didn't like his dad either.




I'd rather have Darwin anyday, better looking as well

[Tobelius]

All that spitting he does must be a sign of something as well, other than being a gross bastard, obviously.

Looked he had a hair on his tongue during the whole interview.

Maybe a side effect of prolonged nandrolone consumption,don't know.

[farawayred]

He didn't like his dad either.




I'd rather have Darwin anyday, better looking as well

Keane must have been wondering: "Have I broke the wrong leg of Alfie?..."

[WhereAngelsPlay]

Roy Keane on Haaland:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/soccer/erling-haaland-like-a-league-two-player-roy-keane-s-withering-analysis-of-man-city-striker/ar-BB1kQlf5

McCoist and Wrighty said the same.

[WhereAngelsPlay]

It'll be all the drugs he's been popping through his career. He looks spaced out and smacked off his tits most of the time.

Opioids give you dry mouth.

So I've heard.

[Tokyoite]

Man City fan wrote into Talkshite this morning basically saying the same thing, Danny Murphy and Martin O'Neal basically called the fan a loony. I agree with Keane, he's not a very good footballer

He is an incredible finisher, no doubt about that but is very average at almost everything else imo.

[Brian Blessed]

This is getting a bit “pace goals don’t count.”

[LFC_R_BOSS]

Close the this on page 115 😂

[sinnermichael]

Biggest income in the world

[BarryCrocker]

Biggest income in the world

Traffic.

[mattD]

Biggest income in the world

Do they sing Blue Moon in that corporate dump because its basically as lonely and quiet as the moon?

[Ray K]

If we were a good old fashioned Italian side in the 1960s, we'd hand a big envelope of notes to whichever Palace player can really do Rodri this weekend. Like a good crunching tackle that does his knee in and rules him out for 6 weeks. I'm thinking Will Hughes or Jefferson Lerma would be up for that. Do that, and we go from slight favourites to win the league to strong favourites. It's not like Palace have anything to play for really.

[SamLad]

If we were a good old fashioned Italian side in the 1960s, we'd hand a big envelope of notes to whichever Palace player can really do Rodri this weekend. Like a good crunching tackle that does his knee in and rules him out for 6 weeks. I'm thinking Will Hughes or Jefferson Lerma would be up for that. Do that, and we go from slight favourites to win the league to strong favourites. It's not like Palace have anything to play for really.

and on some other fan sites, the same is being suggested for us 

[lobsterboy]

and on the PGMOL site, the same is being suggested for us 

[Ray K]

and on some other fan sites, the same is being suggested for us 

Some other fans really are reprehensible 

[Peabee]

Blue Moon
You saw me sitting alone
With a row to myself
I leave my morals at home

[SamLad]

Some other fans really are reprehensible 

total bastards, all of 'em.

[Paul JH]

Pep is so fucking tetchy. Replying to the Keane criticism of Haaland, he can’t resist having a pop at Keane for not succeeding as a manager, while phrasing it in a way that implies he wouldn’t say that about Keane. For a manager who has been given everything, he’s such a cryarse.

Does it all the time, that's why he'll always be classless. He almost always words it like 'that's like me saying bla bla bla ... which I would never do'. Even though he just did. See the Gerrard slip quote, which was completely out of the blue arsey. He's a tit.

[Black Bull Nova]

Whilst in danger of a backfiring Kevin Keegan rant, I'd love it if we managed to win every game (and they did) as they could do nothing about catching us if that happened. They are gearing themselves up for a 100% run in and another title, how nice it would be to spoil that.


That said, let's just beat Sheffield United for starters and forget the rest of the games for now.

[Paul JH]

Hate the c*nts, but  thought Villa would be a 'tricky' game for them, even at home, and lo and behold, 4-1 ...

Sigh.

[Ray K]

Hate the c*nts, but  thought Villa would be a 'tricky' game for them, even at home, and lo and behold, 4-1 ...

Sigh.

'You know, they really haven't played well for most of the season. Were crap in the big games against us and Arsenal. KDB and the big robot are out. Villa might cause them problems...'

and 2 hours later you're Barry Keoghan's 'There goes that dream' meme. 

Fucking pricks.

[FlashGordon]

Villa had a B team out, if they didn't win that they'd be in real trouble.

[farawayred]

Close the this on page 115 😂

I think the entire page 115 should be filled only with posts referencing 115. What do you say, folks?

[Dr. Beaker]

One one five,
There's only one one five
One one five
There's only one one five.

[JRed]

Dirty cheating bastards.