Topic: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..

[Medellin]

Utd regretting Lukaku leaving..so accurate.

http://imgur.com/LA5dJWT

[kesey]

Have you seen that United leading the way thread on zee caf ?

[afc tukrish]

Have you seen that United leading the way thread on zee caf ?

Around the Corner (Again)?
Down the Rabbit Hole?
Up Pog'sButt?

[kesey]

Around the Corner (Again)?
Down the Rabbit Hole?
Up Pog'sButt?

Leading the way with English players.

 

It shows you how desperate they've become when they are claiming they are leading the way with English players.

[Riquende]

The headline on this article by the Guardian's Jamie Jackon:


Ruthless Solskjær cares little for egos or age at Manchester United


I'm just going to stop you at the word ruthless Jamie, and see if you can see where you've gone wrong.

[kesey]

Here is the OP.

when it comes to the top 6 with this;

Shaw
Wan Bissaka
Maguire
Mctominay
Rashford
Lingard
James

7 out of the starting 11 last match with Greenwood coming off the bench to get some minutes too. Pretty impressive stuff with the likes of Tuanzebe and Gomes to come.

(Jones, Smalling, Young all still part of the squad but clearly not starters anymore).

How does the rest of the top 6 shape up in comparison?

[Andy @ Allerton!]

Have you seen that United leading the way thread on zee caf ?

No where is that?

[kesey]

No where is that?

In the Football Forum section not the Man U bit.

Its by a lad called the Religion who is an absolute beaut and fucking despises us.

[Flaccido Dongingo]

In the Football Forum section not the Man U bit.

Its by a lad called the Religion who is an absolute beaut and fucking despises us.

They're all beauts over there lad

[kesey]

They're all beauts over there lad

Haha.

He is fucking King Beaut.

[kennedy81]

The headline on this article by the Guardian's Jamie Jackon:


Ruthless Solskjær cares little for egos or age at Manchester United


I'm just going to stop you at the word ruthless Jamie, and see if you can see where you've gone wrong.

Utd PR machine in full swing. Cares little for egos, yet lets himself by bullied by Pogba into letting him be one of two penalty takers.

[stevo7]

In the Football Forum section not the Man U bit.

Its by a lad called the Religion who is an absolute beaut and fucking despises us.

He's a loon that hates Liverpool more than supports Man U.
Could be clickbait as their site survives on hits/advertising.
Use ad-blockers or privacy to stop them earning money if you ever visit there.

[TepidT2O]

£36m quid to get Sanchez to leave.

It seems he’s off to inter on loan.  They will have the option to buy next summer, but United will have to make up the £36m difference in wages as inter are only offering £150k PE.



Holy crap!

[slaphead]

The headline on this article by the Guardian's Jamie Jackon:


Ruthless Solskjær cares little for egos or age at Manchester United

I'm just going to stop you at the word ruthless Jamie, and see if you can see where you've gone wrong.

There's so much wrong with that headline. That "ruthless" Norwegian lad who said a lot of players who were shit last season in a game (cant mind which one, but take your pick), wouldn't be there this season, yet they all are.He hasn't even got enough balls to park in the managers car parking spot. And when it comes to the Ego part, he gives Pogba the pens to keep him sweet and spent the summer buttering him up in the media.
Ruthless, Solsjkaer and Ego dont work in the same sentance Jamie lad

[Johns_Barn]

They seem to do that with a lot of our songs.

Completely embarrassing.

[ScouserAtHeart]

This is so good its worth posting again

Q. Did Jesse Lingard get a PL goal or assist in the following months?

May 18? No

Aug 18? No

Sep 18? No

Oct 18? No

Nov 18? No

Dec 2018? YES (4 Goals, 2 assists)

Jan 19? No

Feb 19? No

Mar 19? No

Apr 19? No

May 19? No

Aug 19? No

Everyone on this forum has scored and assisted as many as Jesse Lingard for Manchester United in 2019. Let that sink in.

[GreatEx]

The headline on this article by the Guardian's Jamie Jackon:


Ruthless Solskjær cares little for egos or age at Manchester United


I'm just going to stop you at the word ruthless Jamie, and see if you can see where you've gone wrong.

Ruthless, toothless, it's an easy mistake to make

[TepidT2O]

What’s so marvellous about Lingard is the cyclical nature of the ‘United way’

When Moyes came in he was gong to keep the ‘United way’ going by bringing through youngsters (even though they hadn’t done this successfully for 15 years.)

And he was shit.

And he’s still there.

Marvellous... isn’t it?

[andyrol]

what do Paul Parker, Eric Djemba-Djemba, Juan Veron and Bastian Schweinsteiger have in common?

yep, you're right they have all scored as many goals for Manchester united this year as Jesse Lingard.

[Johns_Barn]

There was a criticism a few years back from other supporters about how many ex-Liverpool players were in football media as pundits etc, but the amount of ex-Yernited gobshites is bound to be closing on that figure;

Phil Neville - Hasn't a clue
Gary Neville - Ultra biased
Paul Scholes - all the personality of a deckchair
Roy Keane - the best of a bad bunch
Rio Ferdinando - outright shit merchant

There are others, but this 5 is enough.

I caught a little of andy? Andrew Cole last night... it was a grating listen. Didn't have the steel to critique anything and mumbled in cliches. He used to be a wrapper bitd don't ya know...

[FiSh77]

what do Paul Parker, Eric Djemba-Djemba, Juan Veron and Bastian Schweinsteiger have in common?

yep, you're right they have all scored as many goals for Manchester united this year as Jesse Lingard.

What about assists though? surely young Jesse beats them on that so don't go using stats that only suit your agenda

[Crosby Nick]

What about assists though? surely young Jesse beats them on that so don't go using stats that only suit your agenda

Just checked. He has as many assists in that time as Mike Duxbury, Russell Beardsmore and David Bellion combined. Seriously impressive.

[Dubred]

You're looking at the wrong stats for him.  Whats his assist before the assist before the assist before the assist before the assist stats looking like?  Can often give a truer reflection of a players contribution

[FiSh77]

You're looking at the wrong stats for him.  Whats his assist before the assist before the assist before the assist before the assist stats looking like?  Can often give a truer reflection of a players contribution

Same as Bebe, Federico Macheda & Dong Fangzhuo

[rob1966]

What’s so marvellous about Lingard is the cyclical nature of the ‘United way’

When Moyes came in he was gong to keep the ‘United way’ going by bringing through youngsters (even though they hadn’t done this successfully for 15 years.)

And he was shit.

And he’s still there.

Marvellous... isn’t it?

Surely you mean 27 years? Looking out the office window, I can see the old Kellogs offices that are being converted to the UA92 Academy. Thats the last time anyone came through isn't it?

[Son of Spion]

Surely you mean 27 years? Looking out the office window, I can see the old Kellogs offices that are being converted to the UA92 Academy. Thats the last time anyone came through isn't it?

Can you also see the warehouse that has 'The Liverpool Warehousing Co. Ltd.' plastered across it in giant letters?

I know it pisses Mancs off. 

I love going past that on my way into the Theatre of Hate. 

[Crosby Nick]

Surely you mean 27 years? Looking out the office window, I can see the old Kellogs offices that are being converted to the UA92 Academy. Thats the last time anyone came through isn't it?

I went for a interview there once. Started badly when my brother dropped me at their site in Trafford Park and got steadily worse.

[slaphead]

You're looking at the wrong stats for him.  Whats his assist before the assist before the assist before the assist before the assist stats looking like?  Can often give a truer reflection of a players contribution

He kicked the game off against Chelsea, and they scored 18 minutes later, he'll be claiming that as one of them boyos you refer to there. Fair play to him.

[rob1966]

I went for a interview there once. Started badly when my brother dropped me at their site in Trafford Park and got steadily worse.

Did you get any free cereal?

Shame you didn't get it, my wifes mate got made redundant a couple of months ago from that building, huge redundancy payout.

Can you also see the warehouse that has 'The Liverpool Warehousing Co. Ltd.' plastered across it in giant letters?

I know it pisses Mancs off. 

I love going past that on my way into the Theatre of Hate. 

Yes I can from the other side of the office, I fucking love that building. Its a listed building,so the fuckers cant touch it either

[Son of Spion]

Yes I can from the other side of the office, I fucking love that building. Its a listed building,so the fuckers cant touch it either

Lovely jubbly. 

[wampa1]

Just checked. He has as many assists in that time as Mike Duxbury, Russell Beardsmore and David Bellion combined. Seriously impressive.

What about how many times he got to the byline?

[Crosby Nick]

What about how many times he got to the byline?

Slow or fast?

[McSquared]

 

[Magz50]

Man Utd Penalty specialists

[Barneylfc∗]

So, who decided who was taking it, the tea lady?

[TepidT2O]

Why didn’t he let Pogba take it?

Disgusting!! Fewm

[Nitramdorf]

These lot must be breaking records for the amount of penalties they've 'won' in the last 18 months or so.

[farawayred]

It was a beautiful penalty though, only 1mm further in and it was going in from the other post. Could have been a beauty. Accidentally...

[Stussy]

HAHAHA

fucking hell

downside of this is that Ole is getting sacked soon

what a shame

[Magz50]

what a perfect beautiful game today