Paul Gascoigne hadn't even signed for Everton yet.
Crosby Nick never fails.
I love Emre Can more than both of my children. Fact
If you're lying, I'll chop your head off.
Ben Woodburn hadn't been born
I've just wiped the sticky residue from my bellend onto the television screen. Taste it Leo. You deserve it.
I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now