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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #80 on: August 25, 2011, 11:29:19 pm »
Repeats of Hilll Street Blues, but at the same time it makes me feel like a little kid. When I was 5 or 6 I'd wait until my brother and sister were asleep and sneak downstairs and my mum would let me stay up late and watch it.
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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #81 on: August 25, 2011, 11:29:32 pm »
Realising your little baby will be 40 in 2 months time !!!!!!!
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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #82 on: August 25, 2011, 11:41:09 pm »
Approaching 30 and coming to terms with the fact that its highly likely I have lived half my life, possibly more, already
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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #83 on: August 25, 2011, 11:46:37 pm »
Approaching 30 and coming to terms with the fact that its highly likely I have lived half my life, possibly more, already
Unless you are a bad alchy deserving on being on Jeremy Kyle, behave!
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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #84 on: August 25, 2011, 11:58:40 pm »
I was clearing out the attic today and I found a video of my 6th birthday party at an entertainment park. And I don't own a VCR anymore so I can't watch it. :(
Ahh, pressing refresh and waiting for news... just like the bad old days.

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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #85 on: August 26, 2011, 12:11:56 am »
grade 12 school girls.  i get half a chub and than i feel dirty about myself.

17 year old hot girls are the modern day equivalent of the apple that god told Eve not to take. A year older & you'd think nothing of it but there's something about 17 that makes me feel like a dirty old man.
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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #86 on: August 26, 2011, 12:45:57 am »
The theme to the Flumps.
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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #87 on: August 26, 2011, 01:05:57 am »
Repeats of Hilll Street Blues, but at the same time it makes me feel like a little kid. When I was 5 or 6 I'd wait until my brother and sister were asleep and sneak downstairs and my mum would let me stay up late and watch it.

Yeah, I get that. Grew up as a young lad with HSB. When I saw the repeats some years later, it was always the first few chords of the music that drew my attention, almost like a warm feeling coming over me of happy days in my youth without all the grown up responsibility I have now.

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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #88 on: August 28, 2011, 08:16:22 pm »
Yep.

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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #89 on: August 28, 2011, 08:26:41 pm »
Unless you are a bad alchy deserving on being on Jeremy Kyle, behave!

Yea cos all alchys are what you see on that show.
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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #90 on: August 28, 2011, 08:43:09 pm »
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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #91 on: August 28, 2011, 09:27:47 pm »
when you hear Ken Bruce's popmaster quiz predominantly feature songs from the early 80s and you remember them as if it was 5 minutes ago........  :-\
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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #92 on: September 6, 2011, 07:34:39 am »
Waking up stiff every morning and it being nothing to do with your knob....
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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #93 on: September 6, 2011, 09:42:17 am »
Couldn't get the top off a bottle of bleach last night, one of those where you squeeze it and twist at the same time.

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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #94 on: September 6, 2011, 09:47:04 am »
Couldn't get the top off a bottle of bleach last night, one of those where you squeeze it and twist at the same time.
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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #95 on: September 6, 2011, 09:47:42 am »
People being born in 1993 can drink legally
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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #96 on: September 7, 2023, 01:54:02 pm »
Danny Murphy is a grandfather
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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #97 on: September 7, 2023, 02:54:23 pm »
Remebering this thread from when it first appeared! :o



Also:
People being born in 1993 can drink legally

You'd think so, now that they're 30. They probably have kids and own houses too.
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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #98 on: September 7, 2023, 03:04:28 pm »
Teacher tells his class when he were a lad there was only one phone per household.

Grossed out by the idea of sharing, they were most curious as to who got to pick the ringtone.
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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #99 on: September 7, 2023, 03:09:42 pm »
Getting out of bed in the morning  :(

My first game at Anfield was 48 years ago

Remebering this thread from when it first appeared! :o



Also:
You'd think so, now that they're 30. They probably have kids and own houses too.

My youngest was 11 months old, he's 13 this month
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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #100 on: September 7, 2023, 03:10:45 pm »
Couldn't get the top off a bottle of bleach last night, one of those where you squeeze it and twist at the same time.

Don't stress, I am sure there are better ways of doing yourself in

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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #101 on: September 7, 2023, 03:11:53 pm »
This.

I am 25 and already feel old, loads of footballers younger than me with all that money and fame is depressing too.

Also I like Queen, Metallica and shit like that, I know they are opposites in genre but it's proper music with instruments and shit, JLS and all that bollocks can go fuck themselves, I do like Lady GaGa I am afraid to say but only because her music actually has lyrics which make sense/tell a small story as opposed to people like Ke$ha and shit like that, plus she is very talented (look up Lady Gaga Acoustic on Youtube and you will see)

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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #102 on: September 7, 2023, 03:30:40 pm »
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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #103 on: September 7, 2023, 03:34:38 pm »
Getting out of the bath.

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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #104 on: September 7, 2023, 03:36:33 pm »
Women, had 2 call me old in the last week.

"Dirty" and "man" as well?

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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #105 on: September 7, 2023, 04:01:18 pm »
Rafa Benitez is a month younger than me.   :o

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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #106 on: September 7, 2023, 05:11:20 pm »
Getting out of bed in the morning  :(

My first game at Anfield was 48 years ago

My youngest was 11 months old, he's 13 this month
My God. Mine was 52 years ago.  :o

Now I do feel old.  :-\
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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #107 on: September 7, 2023, 05:16:29 pm »
Getting out of bed in the morning  :(

My first game at Anfield was 48 years ago

My youngest was 11 months old, he's 13 this month

My first game at Anfield was 11th September 1965 , 2-1 against Fulham.

And Bobby Robson and Rodney Marsh were playing for Fulham.

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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #108 on: September 7, 2023, 05:16:31 pm »
Being born in the 1900's

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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #109 on: September 7, 2023, 05:22:41 pm »
Being born in the 1900's

I'm in my 7th decade now. There's a woman over the road who was born in 1920
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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #110 on: September 7, 2023, 05:23:42 pm »
Being born in the 1900's

Are you at least 115!

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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #111 on: September 7, 2023, 05:32:11 pm »
Are you at least 115!

My first thought was fuck me Chakan is ancient, then I twigged he means 1900 to 1999 (I hope)
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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #112 on: September 7, 2023, 05:32:15 pm »
Well this is fucking depressing.

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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #113 on: September 7, 2023, 05:36:11 pm »
Well this is fucking depressing.
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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #114 on: September 7, 2023, 05:43:16 pm »
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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #115 on: September 7, 2023, 05:45:21 pm »
How old is SpongeBob if his youngest lad is now 91

My youngest lad ( 2nd youngest of 6 ) turned 79 last week . That makes me feel old.
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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #116 on: September 7, 2023, 05:47:46 pm »
My first thought was fuck me Chakan is ancient, then I twigged he means 1900 to 1999 (I hope)

:lmao

Yes a play on numbers if you will ;)

My great aunt recently died (5/6 months ago) she was 105. Imagine the life and change she had seen.

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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #117 on: September 7, 2023, 05:53:01 pm »
Teacher tells his class when he were a lad there was only one phone per household.

Grossed out by the idea of sharing, they were most curious as to who got to pick the ringtone.

Times where if you wanted to talk to someone, you had to call their landline, and ask if they were in. If they were not, you had to wait until they either called you back (asking for them to do that first), or just try your luck another time. For them to call you back, you had to hang round your own landline phone, hoping nobody else would use it for long calls. You ended up memorising most of your friends diaries, so you knew where you might reach them.



(Now someone will mention party lines and asking to be connected, but I'm too young for that ;D )
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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #118 on: September 7, 2023, 05:56:40 pm »
What makes me feel old is when someone in their 30s or 40s (I’m in my mid 50s) try to make out they’re old by talking about following football scores on ceefax or being nostalgic for Sky sports only having 1 live game on a Sunday. That’s not old.

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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #119 on: September 7, 2023, 06:06:37 pm »
Im 18 years older than my sister and she asks me what it was like in the old days
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