Lots of good calls in here. Lots of nods of agreement from me, but I tell you, no-one, NO-ONE gets on my wick more than that hairy-handed, woman-hating, Rafa-baiting, ill-with-cancer-wife-dropping, daughter's-mate-shagging, 'did you smash it'-cringing c*ntwork Richard Keys. I loathe the guy. I can't bare to see his chewed up grid or hear his snivelly voice.
I often miss our matches and elect to download and watch the full-match highlights, 'as live' without knowing the score; naturally I want to do that asap to avoid a Likely Lads scenario, but I'll tell you now, if only Bein sport coverage is available I'll jib the game off and watch Netflix instead, because I can't bear to see or hear that c*untthrob and Bein have this fucking annoying habit of interrupting the game with goals from other games with the monkey-spunk giving his stilted whining commentary. Fuck that!
Thanks for the opportunity to rant