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Offline Nick110581

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #40 on: April 8, 2024, 08:31:19 am »
Buckle up.

We can do this.
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #41 on: April 8, 2024, 08:40:04 am »
If you could guarantee that we'll win our remaining games I'd say we'll probably go on to win the league but we have a lot of potential banana skins left not convinced at all we'll do it but happy to be proven wrong

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #42 on: April 8, 2024, 08:46:37 am »
Yep..way too many defeatist and jaded amongst the flock with so much still to play for. Let's try to remain believers and honour Jürgen's remaining time with us. Up the Reds!

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #43 on: April 8, 2024, 09:14:51 am »
I don't know whats going to happen. Chances are it won't be us, but god I love them.
I think it's incredible that despite the overwhelming negativity about our gameplay in this forum and the clamour to single players out, we're still second on goal difference against THE GREATEST ARSENAL TEAM OF ALL TIME and THE GREATEST TEAM OF ALL TIME.
With all the injuries we've had. We must be doing something right.

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #44 on: April 8, 2024, 09:17:55 am »
Fuck the doubters. We are winning out and winning the league.

It will be Kloppo's ultimate farewell.
Mark my words. Top 8 will be a massive struggle.
We won't make any big signings this season and we will go back to being a top4 club.

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #45 on: April 8, 2024, 09:18:50 am »
I don't know whats going to happen. Chances are it won't be us, but god I love them.
I think it's incredible that despite the overwhelming negativity about our gameplay in this forum and the clamour to single players out, we're still second on goal difference against THE GREATEST ARSENAL TEAM OF ALL TIME and THE GREATEST TEAM OF ALL TIME.
With all the injuries we've had. We must be doing something right.

Level on points but ‘chances are it won’t be us’.

You have entered the wrong thread.
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #46 on: April 8, 2024, 09:19:42 am »
Congratulations to PGMOL on their league win.

Made the league the most boring shitshow in the world.

Hurrah.
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #47 on: April 8, 2024, 09:29:13 am »
Level on points but ‘chances are it won’t be us’.

You have entered the wrong thread.

I’m sooooooooooooo sorry mate

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #48 on: April 8, 2024, 11:06:05 am »
No one is going 100% from here, the pressure will get to everyone at some point

Everyone has difficult games left. I still believe we'll do it but I think it comes down to the last game now

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #49 on: April 8, 2024, 11:11:39 am »
Live in a social media age of absolutely anything that happens being either the end of the world, or the greatest thing to have ever happened EVER (they need that drama headline or clicks and comments).

Sadly, a lot of our 'fanbase' are sheep who read it, take it in, and then give up despite still being top and Arsenal having three tough away games.

Get a grip anyone contemplating never following football again after yesterday. It's still 100% on.

God help us when Jurgen goes and we have a few iffy results.

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #50 on: April 8, 2024, 11:11:49 am »
Come on the fucking reds!!!!!
We are going to win the league.
It’s easy to believe when it’s going well.

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #51 on: April 8, 2024, 11:13:14 am »
Me too, fuming after the game yesterday because we had control for a long period and didn't captialise BUT... it might be the harsh reminder we needed that you have to make chances count!! The players will be all too aware that more is needed and Klopp wont let them waste this opportunity

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #52 on: April 8, 2024, 03:59:33 pm »
Given the wholesale changes we made in the summer if someone offered us 71 points and a pretty much guaranteed place in the CL. I would have bitten their hands off. We have achieved that with 7 games to go and have a real chance of winning the league.

Let's just enjoy Kloppos finale and see where it takes us.



This is it for me. There really is no point worrying about winning the league or not now with a 7 games to go. Give it our best, enjoy the ride and tally the points up at the end of the season.
« Last Edit: April 8, 2024, 04:05:59 pm by red1977 »

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #53 on: April 8, 2024, 05:56:13 pm »
Deffo winning it, and winning in Dublin too. We were never going to make it easy, but I have the utmost faith in this side and this manager to get us over the line.
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #54 on: April 8, 2024, 06:04:52 pm »
Anyone giving up now is a tit.
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #55 on: April 8, 2024, 07:15:58 pm »
Anyone giving up now is a tit.

Great, make everyone feel blue and coal.


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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #56 on: April 8, 2024, 07:26:03 pm »
Never say die til you're dead.

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #57 on: April 8, 2024, 11:53:16 pm »
gd with 7 games left is as in it as you can possibly get. That is right there and then some. The deluded were the ones who completely gave up in the pre season, raging we'd dropped the ball in every way imaginable and were a  total disgrace.
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #58 on: April 9, 2024, 01:04:11 am »
We're gonna win the league,
We're gonna win the league,
Now you gotta believe us,
Now you gotta believe,
Now you gotta believe us,
We're gonna win the league...

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #59 on: April 9, 2024, 01:06:29 am »
Always rated Shaka Hislop

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #60 on: April 9, 2024, 01:06:55 am »
Lmao love the thread title. Us deluded bellends must unite
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #61 on: April 9, 2024, 01:42:43 am »
Me too, fuming after the game yesterday because we had control for a long period and didn't captialise BUT... it might be the harsh reminder we needed that you have to make chances count!! The players will be all too aware that more is needed and Klopp wont let them waste this opportunity
Agreed! Give the entire team the Fabio Capello striker training, ball comes in, first touch ball on target. The lads need their killer instincts sharp!
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #62 on: April 9, 2024, 02:59:50 am »
This is easily the best recent thread we’ve made! Strength is life!
 Well in DangerScouse and everyone in here!

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #63 on: April 9, 2024, 09:34:30 am »
2nd on goal difference, with 7 to go.

Call out the blerts as soon as they speak.

Tell them they’re wrong. Belief got us here, lack of belief will see us short.

Imagine spending Klopps last games complaining. Fuck me dead.
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #64 on: April 9, 2024, 10:02:02 am »
Yes, we will overcome the goal difference to Arsenal.

The real threat is City and we are above them.

As long as we win our games, we will be Champions, I have no doubt whatsoever.

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #65 on: April 9, 2024, 10:03:59 am »
2nd on goal difference, with 7 to go.

Call out the blerts as soon as they speak.

Tell them they’re wrong. Belief got us here, lack of belief will see us short.

Imagine spending Klopps last games complaining. Fuck me dead.

Another person that stole my fuck me dead line. I’m gonna have to patent it because this is getting out of hand
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #66 on: April 9, 2024, 10:21:15 pm »
I’m not giving up, remember when Jurgen arrived? Doubters to Believers Mark 2. Number 20 incoming Reds. Everyone who is inside that ground on Sunday needs to ensure their voice has vanished by the end of the game. The players must leave nothing behind in the dressing room, but neither must we inside that ground. 
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #67 on: April 10, 2024, 06:41:03 am »
Another person that stole my fuck me dead line. I’m gonna have to patent it because this is getting out of hand

Fuck me dead, 6 months backpacking in Oz and you're claiming national phrases taught in schools
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #68 on: April 10, 2024, 03:06:47 pm »
Why would you focus on how every point we drop means "Game Over"? It's a bit like getting married to someone and on your wedding day already thinking about what the divorce will be like, because loads of marriages don't last these days.

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #69 on: April 10, 2024, 03:27:03 pm »
May 19th and 22nd i will be in the Dominican Republic sipping Pina Coladas and toasting a treble. Extensive bollocks will be spoken and the gloating over any blues or manc will be unbearable.

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #70 on: April 10, 2024, 04:46:43 pm »
Why not ?? We're level on points at the top with 7 games left.
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #71 on: April 10, 2024, 06:10:53 pm »
We who do it!!   Plenty more twists yet to this title race.    If teams attack Man City, it’s been shown they are vulnerable

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #72 on: April 11, 2024, 10:17:46 pm »
Call me a deluded bellend but I think we go through next week… ya heard it here first.
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #73 on: April 11, 2024, 10:19:17 pm »
Still winning. That was just a nice wakeup call about complacency.

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #74 on: April 11, 2024, 10:20:17 pm »
Still winning. That was just a nice wakeup call about complacency.
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #75 on: April 12, 2024, 01:36:29 am »
Deluded bells unite.

Let's av itttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #76 on: April 12, 2024, 01:39:37 am »
Hello fellow delusional bastards.  :wave

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #77 on: April 12, 2024, 01:53:45 am »
Hello fellow delusional bastards.  :wave
Wow, Samie, can't believe you're not on page 1...  ;)

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #78 on: April 12, 2024, 04:13:12 am »
Came here to escape the mountain of negativity everywhere on social media since last night and this is exactly what I needed. What is even the point of being a fan if you don't spend half your life soaked in delusion, snorting in hopium.

I am there with you all the way to the end mate! Although I will make a slight correction to the title to tweak it for myself -

I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the Premier League and the Europa League


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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #79 on: April 12, 2024, 05:28:21 am »
Just making it a wee bit hard for ourselves as usual but we'll win it in the end!  8)