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Re: Premier League fixtures 18th/19th/20th August
« Reply #40 on: August 18, 2018, 12:42:20 pm »
Cardiff fans singing an Allez Allez Allez tune

And Newcastle singing our Rafa Rafael Benitez tune.
Let us never forget Rafael Benitez and what he did for us. A fighter full of guts and passion. A gentleman full of class and dignity. A football manager full of intelligence and pure genius. A Legend.
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Re: Premier League fixtures 18th/19th/20th August
« Reply #41 on: August 18, 2018, 12:42:35 pm »
Shelvey has made some brilliant passes

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Re: Premier League fixtures 18th/19th/20th August
« Reply #42 on: August 18, 2018, 12:42:56 pm »
Please don't every club copy the allez allez allez song. We stole it first lads now fuck off.

We've conquered all the valleys
We're never going to stop boyoh
From Barry to Merthyr
S4C covers the lot.............

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Re: Premier League fixtures 18th/19th/20th August
« Reply #43 on: August 18, 2018, 12:43:09 pm »
we conquered all of wales
we're never gonna stop
from Llanfairpwllgwyngyll onto Rhosllannerchrugog
we've beat the fucking lot

allez allez allez
Catchy though . . .

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Re: Premier League fixtures 18th/19th/20th August
« Reply #44 on: August 18, 2018, 12:43:21 pm »
I'm guessing it doesn't include "we've won the fucking lot"  ;D

"We'll survive the fucking drop"?
Let us never forget Rafael Benitez and what he did for us. A fighter full of guts and passion. A gentleman full of class and dignity. A football manager full of intelligence and pure genius. A Legend.
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Re: Premier League fixtures 18th/19th/20th August
« Reply #45 on: August 18, 2018, 12:43:21 pm »
And Newcastle singing our Rafa Rafael Benitez tune.

Bloody Magpies, thieving our original shiny songs.
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 18th/19th/20th August
« Reply #46 on: August 18, 2018, 12:44:06 pm »
Shocked a Warnock team looks to fall over and win set pieces in the opponents half. These seem to be the only way they create scoring chances.

Such a shame that after finally flushing West Brom and Stoke these have come up

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Re: Premier League fixtures 18th/19th/20th August
« Reply #47 on: August 18, 2018, 12:44:19 pm »
Shelvey is so good on the ball, shame it took him so long to grow up.
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Re: Premier League fixtures 18th/19th/20th August
« Reply #48 on: August 18, 2018, 12:45:33 pm »
the fuck was that with a chicken on his head? ;D

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Re: Premier League fixtures 18th/19th/20th August
« Reply #49 on: August 18, 2018, 12:46:17 pm »
Any decent links lad?
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Re: Premier League fixtures 18th/19th/20th August
« Reply #50 on: August 18, 2018, 12:46:20 pm »
We’ve shagged all the sheep in the championshippp,
We’re never gonna stop,
Now we’re in the premier league,
We’ll shag the fucking lottt.
From Bournemouth to Newcastle,
We’ll give them all a try,
See how each region varies,
Then take them home to put in a pie.
Allez, allez, allezzz.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 18th/19th/20th August
« Reply #53 on: August 18, 2018, 12:48:55 pm »
Came here to post just this. What are their lyrics?


We're managed by a wanker
He's never gonna stop
Going on about the Rafa
Consigning Sheffield to the drop ...

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Re: Premier League fixtures 18th/19th/20th August
« Reply #54 on: August 18, 2018, 12:49:00 pm »
colin wanker keeps on moaning
he's never gonna stop
from rafa onto fergie
he's blamed the fuckin lot


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Re: Premier League fixtures 18th/19th/20th August
« Reply #55 on: August 18, 2018, 12:49:02 pm »
A partnership of VVD and Lascelles would potentially be brilliant.
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Re: Premier League fixtures 18th/19th/20th August
« Reply #56 on: August 18, 2018, 12:49:13 pm »
Shocked a Warnock team looks to fall over and win set pieces in the opponents half. These seem to be the only way they create scoring chances.

Such a shame that after finally flushing West Brom and Stoke these have come up

It’s wonder Brown and Tongue aren’t on the coaching staff, with that brand of shithousery we all came to hate with his Blades team
"I want to build a team that's invincible, so that they have to send a team from bloody Mars to beat us."

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Re: Premier League fixtures 18th/19th/20th August
« Reply #57 on: August 18, 2018, 12:49:25 pm »

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Re: Premier League fixtures 18th/19th/20th August
« Reply #58 on: August 18, 2018, 12:49:35 pm »

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Re: Premier League fixtures 18th/19th/20th August
« Reply #59 on: August 18, 2018, 12:50:44 pm »
we conquered all of South wales
we're never gonna stop
from Llanfairpwllgwyngyll onto Rhosllannerchrugog
we've beat the fucking lot

allez allez allez

The Bitters have fully conquered North Wales.

Anyway 19 minutes of a Colin Wanker team is too much. I'm going to make a couple of nice pieces of sardines on toast.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 18th/19th/20th August
« Reply #60 on: August 18, 2018, 12:52:23 pm »
Ole Gunnar and Colin Wanker...
The rides of Barry Island...
We are the supporters..
And we come from Pontypridd..


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Re: Premier League fixtures 18th/19th/20th August
« Reply #61 on: August 18, 2018, 12:52:34 pm »
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Re: Premier League fixtures 18th/19th/20th August
« Reply #62 on: August 18, 2018, 12:52:56 pm »
These bluebirds like the taste of turf don't they.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 18th/19th/20th August
« Reply #63 on: August 18, 2018, 12:55:01 pm »
These bluebirds like the taste of turf don't they.

Its ironic all the stuff about foreign players diving when teams of shithouses like these fall all over the place as they want set pieces because they can't actually play football.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 18th/19th/20th August
« Reply #64 on: August 18, 2018, 12:55:21 pm »
Wowow!!!

Lascalles just averted a major injury.

Got undercut going for a ball in the air and did a full flip in mid air and landed hard.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 18th/19th/20th August
« Reply #65 on: August 18, 2018, 12:55:41 pm »
I'd do a Mike Ashley allez one, but I think B&WP would be in uproar. ;D
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Re: Premier League fixtures 18th/19th/20th August
« Reply #66 on: August 18, 2018, 12:57:27 pm »
Pawson? When is he going to retire?
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Re: Premier League fixtures 18th/19th/20th August
« Reply #67 on: August 18, 2018, 12:57:33 pm »
Our owner is a madman
He watches with a frown
He wants a fucking red team
Should have purchased Swindon Town!


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Re: Premier League fixtures 18th/19th/20th August
« Reply #68 on: August 18, 2018, 12:58:27 pm »
I'd do a Mike Ashley allez one, but I think B&WP would be in uproar. ;D
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Re: Premier League fixtures 18th/19th/20th August
« Reply #69 on: August 18, 2018, 12:58:28 pm »
I'd do a Mike Ashley allez one, but I think B&WP would be in uproar. ;D

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Re: Premier League fixtures 18th/19th/20th August
« Reply #70 on: August 18, 2018, 12:59:54 pm »
Pawson? When is he going to retire?

In 12 years or so.
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Re: Premier League fixtures 18th/19th/20th August
« Reply #71 on: August 18, 2018, 01:00:01 pm »
Thought Manquillo looked decent when we first signed him - he's really not.

Murphy has got the beating of him all day here.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 18th/19th/20th August
« Reply #72 on: August 18, 2018, 01:00:45 pm »
Manquillo!

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Re: Premier League fixtures 18th/19th/20th August
« Reply #73 on: August 18, 2018, 01:01:12 pm »
:lmao

I'm getting Rodgers and Hammerstein vibes here lads ;D
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Re: Premier League fixtures 18th/19th/20th August
« Reply #74 on: August 18, 2018, 01:01:12 pm »
he's not spent any money
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Re: Premier League fixtures 18th/19th/20th August
« Reply #75 on: August 18, 2018, 01:01:51 pm »
Manquillo on thin ice here . . .

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Re: Premier League fixtures 18th/19th/20th August
« Reply #76 on: August 18, 2018, 01:02:55 pm »
In what minute will Shelvey get sent off?

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Re: Premier League fixtures 18th/19th/20th August
« Reply #77 on: August 18, 2018, 01:03:27 pm »
Kenedy is lucky to be staying on the pitch. Pawson is easily the most cowardly ref in this league

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Re: Premier League fixtures 18th/19th/20th August
« Reply #78 on: August 18, 2018, 01:03:42 pm »
Kenedy really got away with one there.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 18th/19th/20th August
« Reply #79 on: August 18, 2018, 01:03:44 pm »
Whoa Kennedy should have a red card