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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #360 on: June 8, 2013, 03:29:15 pm »
Williams is just too fucking good.
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« Reply #361 on: June 8, 2013, 03:49:02 pm »
So who's rolling over for Williams today?

Oh.

Women's tennis is in a really bad timewarp, isn't?
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #362 on: June 8, 2013, 04:03:51 pm »
So who's rolling over for Williams today?

Oh.

Women's tennis is in a really bad timewarp, isn't?

I'd hardly say its her fault she's probably the greatest women's tennis player ever.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #363 on: June 8, 2013, 04:04:06 pm »
Meh. At least Sharapova made a good match of it.
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #364 on: June 8, 2013, 04:04:11 pm »
pointless anyone else even turning up at wimbledon. that's serena's best surface

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #365 on: June 8, 2013, 04:04:18 pm »
Serena wins.

What a fucking serve she has.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #366 on: June 8, 2013, 04:04:35 pm »
Best female athlete of all time..2nd French Open after all of those years of doing nothing since her 1st win there.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #367 on: June 8, 2013, 04:09:26 pm »
That is some good French by Williams.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #368 on: June 8, 2013, 04:12:01 pm »
I'd hardly say its her fault she's probably the greatest women's tennis player ever.

Miss Steffi Graf for me. :wave

But Serena is one of the greatest as well.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #369 on: June 8, 2013, 04:21:37 pm »
Loving the GCSE French from Serena ;D
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #370 on: June 8, 2013, 04:23:17 pm »
I'd hardly say its her fault she's probably the greatest women's tennis player ever.
Steffi, Hingis, Navratilova? and possibly Seles?
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #371 on: June 8, 2013, 04:41:09 pm »
Serena is the greatest of all time

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« Reply #372 on: June 8, 2013, 04:46:10 pm »
I never understand why the jokes about Serena saying she should be in mans tennis??

It seems like so many people are so bitter to see some one do so well. She got natural ability and worked hard to get where she is and glad she destroying everything in her way.

Its not just her that gets the hate Micheal phelps/Tiger woods/Micheal schumacher/Floyd mayweather.

Its like some have nothing better to do than hate on great athlete.
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #373 on: June 8, 2013, 04:48:53 pm »
Steffi, Hingis, Navratilova? and possibly Seles?

Nah Williams is by far.


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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #374 on: June 8, 2013, 04:49:44 pm »
I never understand why the jokes about Serena saying she should be in mans tennis??

It seems like so many people are so bitter to see some one do so well. She got natural ability and worked hard to get where she is and glad she destroying everything in her way.

Its not just her that gets the hate Micheal phelps/Tiger woods/Micheal schumacher/Floyd mayweather.

Its like some have nothing better to do than hate on great athlete.

Good post.


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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #375 on: June 8, 2013, 04:51:32 pm »
Steffi, Hingis, Navratilova? and possibly Seles?
Hingis 5/ Seles 8 gran slams Don't even compare. Navratilova and Steffi are in same league.
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #376 on: June 8, 2013, 04:55:06 pm »
Nah Williams is by far.
So is Charlie Adam
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #377 on: June 8, 2013, 04:56:10 pm »
Hingis 5/ Seles 8 gran slams Don't even compare. Navratilova and Steffi are in same league.
No, ifithadntforinjuries those two also would've also been in the same league.
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #378 on: June 8, 2013, 05:01:56 pm »
No, ifithadntforinjuries those two also would've also been in the same league.
If buts don't count in reality. Same could be said for Serena no?
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #379 on: June 8, 2013, 05:05:23 pm »
If buts don't count in reality. Same could be said for Serena no?
then fair enough mate. I was just replying to someone who was telling Serena is the greatest ever. She is not alone in that GOAT league.
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« Reply #380 on: June 8, 2013, 05:05:39 pm »
Serena is the greatest of all time

That shows well what a joke WTA is. :D

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« Reply #381 on: June 8, 2013, 05:21:44 pm »
I never understand why the jokes about Serena saying she should be in mans tennis??

It seems like so many people are so bitter to see some one do so well. She got natural ability and worked hard to get where she is and glad she destroying everything in her way.

Its not just her that gets the hate Micheal phelps/Tiger woods/Micheal schumacher/Floyd mayweather.

Its like some have nothing better to do than hate on great athlete.

Yeah, it's all a bit pathetic.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #382 on: June 8, 2013, 05:24:40 pm »
then fair enough mate. I was just replying to someone who was telling Serena is the greatest ever. She is not alone in that GOAT league.
Very true.
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #383 on: June 9, 2013, 10:05:54 am »
Buzzing for the final. 12th title for Rafa hoepfully. Get this done then 5 more to go  ;D (unless Rodger mauls everyone at Wimbledon again)
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« Reply #384 on: June 9, 2013, 10:55:18 am »
Really hope it isn't a one sided final. Whoever wins it though, it'll be history made.
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #385 on: June 9, 2013, 02:06:43 pm »
Dull 1 sided final coming up hopefully ferrer wins more then 6 games...,  Bring on wimbledon!

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #386 on: June 9, 2013, 02:09:31 pm »
Ferrer has played him tough recently, especially in Rome. Hopefully the rain stays away, those clouds look ominous.

Rafa in 4.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #387 on: June 9, 2013, 02:29:17 pm »
What a point! Ferrer breaks back, 2-2 in the first.
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« Reply #388 on: June 9, 2013, 02:29:25 pm »
Great stuff from Ferrer to that break back.
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The Tennis Thread
« Reply #389 on: June 9, 2013, 02:48:33 pm »
Wow,good stuff Rafa,glad you are back

When was the last time a Spainiard won against Rafa in a major?

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #390 on: June 9, 2013, 02:52:08 pm »
Last Friday was an Epic, but this one is not a slouch by any means... entertaining first set so far...
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« Reply #391 on: June 9, 2013, 02:54:44 pm »
Pretty tame end to the first set from Ferrer. Struggling to see past a straight sets win for Nadal now.
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #392 on: June 9, 2013, 02:55:42 pm »
Ferrer will just fall apart now mentally weak he's no Novak. That should have been the final, this is like an exhibition with Rafa already crowned champion on friday.   :P

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« Reply #393 on: June 9, 2013, 03:02:46 pm »
Any stream to the match? Many thanks!
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #396 on: June 9, 2013, 03:12:32 pm »
Fairly comfortable for Nadal here.

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« Reply #397 on: June 9, 2013, 03:32:51 pm »
What a hold of serve that was from Nadal.

The rally he won at BP down was incredible.

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« Reply #398 on: June 9, 2013, 03:40:36 pm »
The fuck.

Some c*nt with a flare just ran onto the court. Security got to him just in time before he got to Nadal.

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« Reply #399 on: June 9, 2013, 03:41:01 pm »
It's all going a little bit mental. Protesters in the crowds, a guy with a flare running onto the court. Hope Nadal and Ferrer feel okay; well done security too. Seems like an organised thing too.
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