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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #280 on: June 7, 2013, 04:25:07 pm »
Nadal ahead for the first time in the 5th set. The will to win from both these men is just unbelievable.
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #281 on: June 7, 2013, 04:25:25 pm »
Get in, Rafa!
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #282 on: June 7, 2013, 04:25:43 pm »
If Andy Murray had the character of either of these two.....
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #283 on: June 7, 2013, 04:27:01 pm »
If Andy Murray had the character of either of these two.....

He'd have won a grand slam? Oh wait...
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #284 on: June 7, 2013, 04:27:50 pm »
Fuck me what a point for Nadal to win.
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #285 on: June 7, 2013, 04:27:50 pm »
Oh wow Rafa

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #286 on: June 7, 2013, 04:28:03 pm »
Credit to Novak though because he is the only man who can push Rafa this far on the clay. He is making a habit of it now, which stands to reason as to why he is world #1.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #287 on: June 7, 2013, 04:28:09 pm »
Oh my god..
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #288 on: June 7, 2013, 04:28:18 pm »
how did that drop in?

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #289 on: June 7, 2013, 04:28:37 pm »
This is brilliant stuff from both players.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #290 on: June 7, 2013, 04:28:55 pm »
He'd have won a grand slam? Oh wait...

About 4 or 5 I'd guess.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #291 on: June 7, 2013, 04:29:19 pm »
If Andy Murray had the character of either of these two.....

I'm not even a massive fan of him but what is the point of bringing Murray into it, he's not in this tournament for a start.

More importantly he's beaten both of these in massive grand slam matches. He may not be (quite) as a good a player as them but he's not lacking character.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #292 on: June 7, 2013, 04:30:50 pm »
I don't want this game to end, really. Superb display by both Rafa and Djokovic, can watch them play all day long.
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #293 on: June 7, 2013, 04:31:14 pm »
Why aren't their arms falling off by now? For fucks sakes...

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #294 on: June 7, 2013, 04:36:29 pm »
Brilliant hold from Djokovic, didn't give Nadal a look in.

6-6, we go on.
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #295 on: June 7, 2013, 04:38:27 pm »
The forehand is like the hammer of Thor.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #296 on: June 7, 2013, 04:44:07 pm »
Fuck me, that point.
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #297 on: June 7, 2013, 04:47:50 pm »
im a nadal fan  but the way novak has improved his game on all surfaces over the years is impressive. so solid and consistent

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #298 on: June 7, 2013, 04:48:46 pm »
We still have Tsonga v Ferrer to come after this as well, think I'll need a lie down by then!
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #299 on: June 7, 2013, 04:49:10 pm »
We still have Tsonga v Ferrer to come after this as well, think I'll need a lie down by then!

that won't finish tonight

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #300 on: June 7, 2013, 04:49:26 pm »
EPic struggle, turning into  classic

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #301 on: June 7, 2013, 04:49:26 pm »
I'm watching on a really stuttery stream. Anyone have one that's smooth and clear?

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #302 on: June 7, 2013, 04:50:22 pm »
Djokovic is fucking up a fair few of his overheard shots.
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #303 on: June 7, 2013, 04:51:17 pm »
3 match points!
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #304 on: June 7, 2013, 04:51:44 pm »
Djokovic had a go at the Umpire in the break and now seems to have lost his concentration.

3 Match points for Nadal.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #305 on: June 7, 2013, 04:51:47 pm »
NADAL HAS DONE IT!
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #306 on: June 7, 2013, 04:51:58 pm »
Get in

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #307 on: June 7, 2013, 04:52:13 pm »
GET IN THERE YOU BEAUTY!! Never blinked!

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #308 on: June 7, 2013, 04:52:29 pm »
And it's over!  Nadal wins.  Djokovic seemed to get really angry in the break there and lost the next game for love.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #309 on: June 7, 2013, 04:52:50 pm »
Great stuff Rafa!  ;D
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #310 on: June 7, 2013, 04:52:52 pm »
I'm sad it's over.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #311 on: June 7, 2013, 04:52:54 pm »
EPic struggle, turning into  classic

That was the kiss of death. Its all over in a flash Nadal wins

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #312 on: June 7, 2013, 04:53:08 pm »
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #313 on: June 7, 2013, 04:53:12 pm »
Hope it's an all Spanish affair for the final.
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #314 on: June 7, 2013, 04:55:19 pm »
Massive win this for Nadal, think he needed it more than Novak and probably wanted it more as well.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #315 on: June 7, 2013, 04:56:20 pm »
I love that these Tennis players speak a number of languages. Even though Rafa is mixing english and french :)

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #316 on: June 7, 2013, 04:58:47 pm »
What a great match.

I like Ferrer but i'd love to see Tsonga reach the final of his home grand slam.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #317 on: June 7, 2013, 05:25:13 pm »
If Andy Murray had the character of either of these two.....

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #318 on: June 7, 2013, 05:28:07 pm »
Already has the feeling of an anti-climax this match. Ferrer 3-0 up already, Tsonga needs to cut out the unforced errors.
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #319 on: June 7, 2013, 05:32:50 pm »
Go in Rafa Nadal!

I can understand being a fan, but that's going a bit too far mate.
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