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Celebrity Masterchef
« on: June 1, 2007, 07:15:42 pm »
Anyone watching this? On now

Really enjoy this show.
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Re: Celebrity Masterchef
« Reply #1 on: June 1, 2007, 07:19:06 pm »
Sure am, its quality, glad wright has gone, he's a tit

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Re: Celebrity Masterchef
« Reply #2 on: June 1, 2007, 07:22:28 pm »
Sure am, its quality, glad wright has gone, he's a tit

absolutely. Nobhead

Nadia Ive always had a thing for. Cant explain it. shes done well there
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Re: Celebrity Masterchef
« Reply #3 on: June 1, 2007, 07:38:37 pm »
absolutely. Nobhead

Nadia Ive always had a thing for. Cant explain it. shes done well there

Don't need to explain it to me mate, she's fantastic (so's there kid!)

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Re: Celebrity Masterchef
« Reply #4 on: June 1, 2007, 10:05:59 pm »
yeah i've been watching this and its different and very interesting! Thought Chris was going to go thru till the final meals were prepared. Hail Nadia and Emma ;)

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Re: Celebrity Masterchef
« Reply #5 on: June 2, 2007, 11:21:33 am »
Ha ha i have always had a thing for Nadia, my mates think im mental.

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Re: Celebrity Masterchef
« Reply #6 on: June 2, 2007, 02:08:13 pm »
Ha ha i have always had a thing for Nadia, my mates think im mental.

Her sister is even better. Forbes was looking hot aswell yesterday

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Re: Celebrity Masterchef
« Reply #7 on: June 4, 2007, 01:23:55 am »
Love the way the presenters shove as much food as they can in.

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Re: Celebrity Masterchef
« Reply #8 on: June 4, 2007, 02:22:42 am »
Love the way the presenters shove as much food as they can in.

I cant stand the way John Torode shovels it in. The other one just loves food. I cant believe he isnt dead of morbid obesity actually
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Re: Celebrity Masterchef
« Reply #9 on: June 4, 2007, 06:13:18 pm »
I cant stand the way John Torode shovels it in. The other one just loves food. I cant believe he isnt dead of morbid obesity actually
this is so true! My dog has better table manners than them
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Re: Celebrity Masterchef
« Reply #10 on: June 4, 2007, 07:34:05 pm »
Thank Fuck Pauline Quirk didnt go through.

Something about her that does my head in

Anyone whos shagged her is mentally ill
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Re: Celebrity Masterchef
« Reply #11 on: June 4, 2007, 07:42:24 pm »
Ha ha i have always had a thing for Nadia, my mates think im mental.

I'd been wondering what he/she was up to since winning Big Brother.

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Re: Celebrity Masterchef
« Reply #12 on: June 4, 2007, 08:08:50 pm »

I'd been wondering what he/she was up to since winning Big Brother.

so disturbing

I just cant take my eyes off those tits

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Re: Celebrity Masterchef
« Reply #13 on: June 4, 2007, 08:13:34 pm »
Also its just occured to me.

You do know I was talking about Nadia Sawalha dont you?



I do fucking hope you did
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Re: Celebrity Masterchef
« Reply #14 on: June 4, 2007, 08:24:17 pm »
Also its just occured to me.

You do know I was talking about Nadia Sawalha dont you?

I do fucking hope you did

I did mate, forget these sick bastards ;D
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Re: Celebrity Masterchef
« Reply #15 on: June 5, 2007, 02:15:59 am »
CHRIST look at her, just look at her there

That is more pleasure than any mortal man deserves.

Whoever is with her is a complete bastard
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Re: Celebrity Masterchef
« Reply #16 on: July 5, 2009, 10:02:17 am »
Anyone else still watch this?
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Re: Celebrity Masterchef
« Reply #17 on: July 5, 2009, 10:15:35 am »
This year hasn't been as good as previous Celebrity Masterchefs, I think it peaked when Dawson won it (sadly).

I just wanted all those posh people at Leeds Castle to choke on their fish bones - snobby twots!!!!
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Re: Celebrity Masterchef
« Reply #18 on: July 5, 2009, 11:46:02 am »
I still love it. Think that Corrie woman will win it.

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Re: Celebrity Masterchef
« Reply #19 on: July 5, 2009, 11:51:00 am »
The way the hosts talk to each other, or should I say shout at each other, is hilarious.

They shout the most obvious things to each other as the camera zooms into their face.

Sweaty guy with hair: "Its all about how they cook"
Bald fat guy: "There is going to have to be a winner"

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Re: Celebrity Masterchef
« Reply #20 on: July 5, 2009, 12:02:39 pm »
The way the hosts talk to each other, or should I say shout at each other, is hilarious.

They shout the most obvious things to each other as the camera zooms into their face.

Sweaty guy with hair: "Its all about how they cook"
Bald fat guy: "There is going to have to be a winner"

Haha I was just saying the same thing the other night. Why do they have such extreme close ups when they're talking to 'each other'? I actually think it's just the one person (probably the bald one) who then lobs on a wig and takes his glasses off and hey presto! His alter ego!

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Re: Celebrity Masterchef
« Reply #21 on: July 5, 2009, 12:58:58 pm »
This year hasn't been as good as previous Celebrity Masterchefs, I think it peaked when Dawson won it (sadly).

That was class. Kohli was good in that final as well and thought he'd win it. Haven't watched it much since then.

Last year I watched a bit of it, but it wasn't that good, and have only seen some of them this year- they've been shite. Just watched the semi final on Friday and they weren't that great.

The hosts are pretty funny in a 'laugh at' way. Think it was last episode where one of the 'chefs' was fucking up and the bald guy had his hands behind his head like he was nervous. Thought he looked hilarious.
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Re: Celebrity Masterchef
« Reply #22 on: July 6, 2009, 12:40:55 pm »
I used to like it when they started it up a couple of years ago but I've gone off it recently, it's just the same every episode. All the contestants say the same thing when their interviewed, they all say that they're "out of their comfort zone".

When they go to the kitchen, every time, without fail, one of the competitiors falls into this catergory:

* Took to the kitchen like a duck to water and is 'serving up perfect plates of food everytime'

* Started off a bit nervous and Chef wouldn't send the dish out. After the early feedback, they were soon in the swing of things and were soon 'serving up perfect plates of food everytime'

* Started off really nervous and struggled to get to grips with the recipe. Chef shouts at them. Slowly get better, however, by the end of service, they are just about 'serving up perfect plates of food everytime'

For the cook off, Jon & Gregg walk round the kitchen. One of them says their really looking forward to the meal, while the other one expresses their concern at the amount of ingredients being used & thinks it'll be one ingredient too far.

Gregg always has a massive hard on for any type of desert and shovels as much down his fat throat as possible.

Then, while their discussing the winner, they'll bomb one out straight away. Then, they'll both pick a seperate person, make some bull shit reasons up why their person should win. Winner is then announced, winner states 'It's my dream, I'm going to give it 110%, I'm passionate, I'm ready for the challenge etc etc etc'.

For what it's worth, although Wendy is probably the favourite this year, I reckon Jayne will win.

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Re: Celebrity Masterchef
« Reply #23 on: July 6, 2009, 04:47:44 pm »
I just cant stand the way the Fat Bloke eats his food ,

he puts it in his gob , pauses , and then removes he Fork / Spoon, dunno why but it does me fuckin head in.
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Re: Celebrity Masterchef
« Reply #24 on: July 6, 2009, 05:27:59 pm »
He does love to pile it on to his fork doesn't he? Could be to make sure he gets the full extent of all the flavours that have gone into the dish or it could just be because he's a fat fuck. Yet to decide!

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« Reply #25 on: July 6, 2009, 05:54:14 pm »
He does love to pile it on to his fork doesn't he? Could be to make sure he gets the full extent of all the flavours that have gone into the dish or it could just be because he's a fat fuck. Yet to decide!

He does it for the latter but hides behind the first point I bet .
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Re: Celebrity Masterchef
« Reply #26 on: July 6, 2009, 05:58:01 pm »
Not a bad job for a fat bastard though is it? Get a load of random people in, ramp up the pressure, tell 'em they better cook their hearts out, then scoff it all..and get paid for it.

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Re: Celebrity Masterchef
« Reply #27 on: July 7, 2009, 04:42:10 am »
Still trying to work out what the fatter ones accent is.

And that bird from Corrie! If ever there was someones face designed to go with the phrase 'a bulldog licking piss off a stinging nettle' then its hers. Ugly, ugly woman. Not surprised she's good at cooking, she's got to have something to get blokes into bed.
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Re: Celebrity Masterchef
« Reply #28 on: July 7, 2009, 06:17:46 am »
Still trying to work out what the fatter ones accent is.
Cockney car dealer.
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Re: Celebrity Masterchef
« Reply #29 on: July 8, 2009, 01:26:37 am »


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Re: Celebrity Masterchef
« Reply #30 on: July 8, 2009, 01:43:16 am »


" tawlk ter me "
i'm just waiting for him to stick the fone in his mouth and to take years to take it out!
do forks or spoons taste of anything?


to be honest though i do like both the judges!
i think john torode is boss during the food critics challenge!
is it me or does kate spicer look like a complete homeless crack whore

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Re: Celebrity Masterchef
« Reply #31 on: July 8, 2009, 02:02:21 am »
is it me or does kate spicer look like a complete homeless crack whore

Thought that too! Strange looking bird.
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Re: Celebrity Masterchef
« Reply #32 on: July 8, 2009, 02:25:07 am »
Cockney car dealer.

He drifts into Australian though.
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Re: Celebrity Masterchef
« Reply #33 on: July 8, 2009, 04:37:31 am »
He drifts into Australian though.
Oh the one with the hair? He is an aussie.
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« Reply #34 on: July 8, 2009, 05:07:50 am »
Oh the one with the hair? He is an aussie.

That'd explain the accent then.

Okay.....well he drifts into cockney then. Either way its a weird accent, and he's a bit of a cock.
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Re: Celebrity Masterchef
« Reply #35 on: July 9, 2009, 10:21:15 pm »
Did anyone else the segment in Morocco at Branson's $1700 a night hideaway?

Iwan had cooked his food and Greg and John were tasting when suddenly one of the resort chefs walked into shot, picked up a spoon and started tasting the food. Greg just looked at him as if to say "What the fuck??" He was also looking around to see if the crew knew what was going on. The resort chef said Iwan's food was perfect and fucked off.....;D
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Re: Celebrity Masterchef
« Reply #36 on: July 9, 2009, 10:28:21 pm »
You're just a fakey cake maker an i ain't got time for ye-heeeeeewwwww

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Re: Celebrity Masterchef
« Reply #37 on: July 9, 2009, 11:43:42 pm »
Iwan was boss tonight
Got perfect reviews

no idea who will win though

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Re: Celebrity Masterchef
« Reply #38 on: July 10, 2009, 09:40:59 pm »
We just made Chocolate Fondants (although admittedly using a Gordon Ramsay recipe) and they were absolutely fucking stunning.

They just eased out of the ramekins and we cut them open and the inner chocolate filling just oozed out....completely beautiful. Kids and the wife said they were the best desserts they have ever tasted.....

Recipe here - http://www.channel4.com/food/recipes/chefs/gordon-ramsay/hot-chocolate-fondant-recipe_p_1.html
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Re: Celebrity Masterchef
« Reply #39 on: July 29, 2010, 08:56:07 pm »
Anyone watching this this year?

I really hope Mark Little wins. He's fucking great that bloke.
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