Any man that can watch her (Gyllenhaal) in Secretary without getting at least one hard-on is gayer than Dale Winton sat in a bath of cocks.
It's true to say that if Shankly had told us to invade Poland we'd be queuing up 10 deep all the way from Anfield to the Pier Head.
I find it scary that you can spell her name correctly.
She was angrily discussed about 15 pages back I think. The conclusion was (and I'm picking at the bones of a bloodbath here) that yes she definitely belongs in this thread, because half thought she'd had a dozen pallets fall on her face, and the other three-quarters had to run to the toilet, to avoid a 'mess'.
I think the girl in this article is fit as fuk just don't fall asleep http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1136287/One-night-stand-man-wakes-lover-carved-arm.html
What is that?
Who is that? And who doesn't fancy her?
Arielle Kebbel... I didn't fancy her at first, but I do now
I see, so your eyes didnt work at first?
I would.
I'll do the Lindsay Lohan one.
^^ she looks really nice now that shes filled out more!
Hilary Duff... I know a lot of lads who don't see anything about her, I f-ing love her!
Again, she is clearly stunning, but she is only here through virtue of her not being 'that' famous. Anyone that doesn't see heaven in her face is either called Ray Charles, Stevie Wonder or Arsene Wenger.
Again, she is clearly stunning, but she is only here through virtue of her not being 'that' famous. Anyone that doesn't see heaven in her face is either called Ray Charles, Stevie Wonder or Arsene Wenger. there no longer being a laddo thread.
Two bulls, one old and one young, standing at the top of a field watching a herd of cows. The young one says, "hey let's run down and fuck one of them", and the older one says, "patience, let's walk down and fuck them all".
Freida Pinto from Slumdog Millionaire:
i must admit i don't find her all that. lots more better looking Indian girls around than her
Like who? Aishwariya? She barely looks Indian. Compared to Freida she looks like Matthew Perry!And by the way, I saw Freida first yeah.
The only issue I've got with Aishwarya, is that she always looks so false, like someone has painted on her smile. She's got a fairly blank gaze too.That said...
Let's not forget she's just dropped a kid, so she's liable to have a clout like a yawning afghan hound.
It would be super amazing if she used your internet moniker whilst saying that...I would also imagine she would be fairly delicate in bed. I could carry on but the banhammer looms large.
Woah woah woah. Hang on a sec. Freida is a stunning girl but she ain't better than Aishwarya. And Ash looks NOTHING like Matthew Perry compared with ANYONE! Come on now.You sound like the opposite of that old Goodness Gracious Me! sketch."Here Dad, she's a looker.""No, not Indian enough."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHT5Ro5jd0kI was making a comment on how all the so called stunners in India are light-skinned. But admittedly, Aish looks very nice here:
No. I was about to go into intense and graphic detail about what I would do to her, carnally. I have to hold myself back sometimes. It's part of the court order